Birds of Prey Quotes

Birds of Prey

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Lady Shiva Lady Shiva: Why can't you do it? I would've killed you all! Barbara Gordon: I know, Shiva... Sandy. That's the difference between us.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Prey for the Hunter Helena Kyle: [Throws Acid Man over a dumpster only to have him come flying back to land at her feet] Okay, normally the bad guys don't bounce.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Jesse Reese: Why don't you carry any weapons? The Huntress: I am the weapon.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Alfred: Legend tells of a caped crusader, Batman, guardian of New Gotham, and his one, true love, Catwoman, the queen of the criminal underworld. Their passion left behind something extraordinary: a daughter, Huntress. Half meta-human, she has taken up her father's mantle and fights to protect the innocent and helpless. Joining her in this struggle, Oracle, once Batman's protégé, Batgirl, she was caught in the crossfire of the war between Batman and Joker. Now she fights crime a different way, a master of the cyber-realms and trainer to heroes. Together, they have taken in Dinah, a meta-human herself, with powers that she is only beginning to explore. These three are the protectors of New Gotham: the Birds of Prey. My name is Alfred Pennyworth and this is their story.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Harleen: Just goes to show you, never send a business man to do a psychopath's job.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Helena Kyle: Gazillion dollars worth of computer equipment and not one jar of peanut butter!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Helena Kyle: You know, I'm the one that does all the night sweeps. I'm the one that does all the fieldwork. I'm the one with bruises in really embarrassing places. Would it kill you to go to the grocery store every once in a while? Barbara Gordon: What is this obsession with food? Helena Kyle: You try fighting the forces of evil when your blood sugar's low!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Barbara Gordon: She knows how to get in. What if she knows who we are? Helena Kyle: We could kill her. Barbara Gordon: We're the good guys. We don't kill innocent people. We don't kill... anyone. Helena Kyle: Speak for yourself.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot The Joker: Knock knock. Who's there? Batgirl... past tense! [laughs]
	Unknown Episode: Barbara Gordon: Hey, time out, there will be absolutely no use of superpowers to settle domestic disagreements!
	Unknown Episode: Helena Kyle: Oh, no... you do NOT mess with the outfit!
	Unknown Episode: Harley Quinn: That's my boy!
	Unknown Episode: Barbara Gordon: [to Helena] Canary and your mom never really got along... I think it was some sort of bird-cat thing.
	Unknown Episode: Jesse Reese: "Darkstrike?" Who comes up with these names?
	Unknown Episode: Claude: When the last one of you dies, I'll be alone. I'll be free. Helena Kyle: And I'M the one in therapy...
	Unknown Episode: Helena Kyle: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find clothes that look sexy?
	Unknown Episode: Helena Kyle: [to Dinah] News Flash, it's high school. The closest thing our society has to institutionalized torture.
	Unknown Episode: Jesse Reese: Why won't you just tell me your name? Helena Kyle: Because the first time we met, you asked me who I was. But last night, you asked me WHAT I was. I won't tell you my name... you haven't earned it.
	Unknown Episode: Helena Kyle: Slow down, you're driving like a maniac! Barbara Gordon: When did you become the back-seat driver from hell?
	Unknown Episode: Alfred: [to Barbara] Batgirl was strong but impetuous. You've grown into a thoughtful, beautiful woman with the capacity to care more for others than you do for yourself. And if that's not a hero, I don't know what is.
	Unknown Episode: Alfred: A good butler does not eavesdrop... he discreetly overhears.
	Unknown Episode: Barbara Gordon: We thought we could do no wrong. We ruled Gotham's nights and answered to no one but ourselves.
	Unknown Episode: Alfred: If I may be so blunt, Miss Barbara... this mask... this suit... no longer fits.
	Unknown Episode: Helena Kyle: The drinking came after the driving... and armed robbery... but before the dancing and strip poker.
	Unknown Episode: Barbara Gordon: [Talking About Dinah] She could be every bit as great as you. Carolyn Lance: And she could get shot at before breakfast, tortured before lunch, and knocked unconscious for dinner also like me.
	Unknown Episode: Harley Quinn: I mean, really, he is the perfect child for the busy career woman: Low maintenance. No sleep deprivation. They don't live long enough to borrow the car.
	Unknown Episode: Helena Kyle: You killed a man. Even though it was an accident, you cannot do that! Guy: Why not? He was bad. Helena Kyle: Good point.
	Unknown Episode: Helena Kyle: This whole thing is gonna send me straight to my shrink.
	Unknown Episode: Guy: Why do we live inside a big clock? Dinah: Uh, he has a point. Helena Kyle: Hey, don't look at me. I didn't pick it. Senior superhero chooses the lair.
	Unknown Episode: Harley Quinn: Me and my Mr. J, we would have had such beautiful children - my green eyes and his green hair.

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