Bionic Woman Quotes

Bionic Woman

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	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Faceoff Antonio Pope: You're a machine, don't think about it. Jaime Sommers: Even if it's not real, it's still attached. I'd like to keep it that way.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Paradise Lost Jaime Sommers: Are you still in love with her? Jae Kim: I don't know if love is the word. She killed 14 of our agents and I shot her in the head. Jaime Sommers: I could see how that experience might stay with a person.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: Who are you? Sarah Corvus: Without being too melodramatic about the whole thing, I'm Sarah Corvus. The first Bionic Woman. Ta da.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Ruth Treadwell: Letting her go isn't a bad idea. You want her loyalty? Give her freedom... or the illusion of freedom.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Ruth Treadwell: I'm Ruth. Jaime Sommers: I'm pissed.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jae Kim: You know what scares me about you? Your father. He seemed normal too. Will Anthros: If I'm anything like my father, you just made a big mistake.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Blonde Woman: I didn't want to.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: That's not real food! Becca Sommers: You're not a real Mom.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: Come on, Will. I am a bartender and a dropout. You're a professor. Will Anthros: ...And a surgeon. Jaime Sommers: How can you take me seriously? Will Anthros: What makes you think I take you seriously?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Will Anthros: While we're on the subject, why are you with me? Jaime Sommers: You're not entirely uncharming...
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Will Anthros: So, I'm thinking Coltrane if it's a boy, Billie if it's a girl. Jaime Sommers: You don't have to do this, you know. Will Anthros: Actually, I'm pretty sure you have to name them.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances The Man: The doctor. Did you kill him? Sarah Corvus: It was like a ride at Disneyland. The Man: Which one? Sarah Corvus: I've never been. The Man: I'll take you. You'll love it.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Ruth Treadwell: Born Jaime Wells Sommers. Van Horn, Iowa. February twenty third, nineteen eighty three. Mother deceased, cancer. She's clean except for a sealed court record from nineteen ninety eight. Jonas Bledsoe: What's in it? Ruth Treadwell: It's sealed. Jonas Bledsoe: Unseal it. Ruth Treadwell: I'm working on it. I think she's a good candidate. Jonas Bledsoe: Let's pretend I'm soliciting opinions. Why? Ruth Treadwell: She's stable. I pulled up an old Minnesota multi-phasic personality inventory. I liked what I saw. Plus, the situation with her sister shows loyalty. And she's smart. I found an old I.Q. test. Jonas Bledsoe: How did she do? Ruth Treadwell: A little better than you, Sir.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Ruth Treadwell: We're here to talk about our feelings. Jaime Sommers: How do you feel about me being kept here against my will? Ruth Treadwell: I was speaking editorially. Actually, we're here to talk about your feelings. Jaime Sommers: Something no one seems to have any regard for. Ruth Treadwell: Curve balls will do that.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Little Girl: [after seeing Jaime running through the forest] Mommy, there's a lady out there running really fast. Like as fast as a car! Mother: Sweetie, what did I tell you about making things up? Little Girl: I just thought it was cool that a girl could do that, that's all.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jae Kim: Sarah Corvus is a time bomb. We both know it. Anthony Anthros: Well, time bombs only matter to those who have time.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: I almost killed a man. I didn't even know what I was doing. What did you put in my head? Will Anthros: Microscopic chips have been implanted in your cerebral cortex. My father... developed the technology for the military. The program was meant to help amputees in the gulf; of course, he saw the combat applications immediately. Jaime Sommers: You made me into a soldier.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jonas Bledsoe: Jae, can you train her? Jae Kim: Um, the last one we screened, tested, and there was psych evaluations, and she was a soldier. Look where that got us. Will Anthros: We always talked about non-military applications. Here's our chance. Jae Kim: Your opinion isn't valid here, you're too close to the subject. Will Anthros: This from the guy who played house with the last one.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Sarah Corvus: [lighting up a cigarette] The anthrocytes in our blood can filter out any impurities in our lungs. Fringe benefit of being a freak. Jaime Sommers: What do you want from me? Sarah Corvus: Honestly, I'm not sure. Jogging partner?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Sarah Corvus: You only have one bionic arm. You should do something about that. [they begin to fight] You're gonna have to do a little better than that. [they fight more and Jaime punches Sarah and tosses her] Jaime Sommers: How am I doing now? Sarah Corvus: Not bad. Not bad at all.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: Who are you? Jonas Bledsoe: You have fifty million dollars worth of my property inside you, so I guess you could say I'm your landlord. Jaime Sommers: What do you want from me? Jonas Bledsoe: I don't know, maybe you died three days ago and you just haven't realized it yet. Jaime Sommers: Is that a threat? Jonas Bledsoe: There are no free agents here Miss Sommers. Sooner or later, you're gonna have to make a choice. It goes something like this: heads, you lose; tails, you die. Welcome to the game.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: By the way, Sarah Corvus says "hello". Jonas Bledsoe: [to Ruth] Tell Jae we have a candidate.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Becca Sommers: [retrieving her laptop] Too easy.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: [to the mirror] Boo!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Sarah Corvus: [to Jamie] Time in.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Sarah Corvus: [to Jamie] Time out.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Second Chances Jaime Sommers: Who are you? Sarah Corvus: I'm Sarah Corvus. The first Bionic Woman. Ta Da.
	Unknown Episode: Jamie Summers: Who are you? Sarah: Without being too melodramatic about it, I'm Sarah Corvis. The FIRST Bionic Woman... tada!
	Unknown Episode: Little Girl: Mommy, there's a lady out there running really fast like as fast as a car! Mom: Sweetie, what did I tell you about making things up? Little Girl: I just thought it was cool that a girl can do that, that's all.

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