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 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - Strange Bedfellows Barb Henrickson: Mormon culture is very self-reliant, so when she implied that you were a welfare cheat, that's where she would have been coming from. Still, how did that make you feel? Dolores: Not good. Barb Henrickson: How not good? Dolores: Hurt my feelings. Barb Henrickson: Good, Dolores. And did she have a right to say that? Dolores: No. Barb Henrickson: No, of course she didn't. And what would you want to say back to her? Dolores: You hurt my feelings. Barb Henrickson: Good, but it's so important everyone that we really get beneath the surface. If you could say anything you want back to her, Dolores, what would that be? Barb Henrickson: It's all right. Dolores: Fuck you. Barb Henrickson: Is that really what you want to say, Dolores? Or do you think that's the anger speaking? Dolores: No! Fuck you, white bitch! We have this piece of shit land. Get the fuck off it! Get out! Your religion's a cult and you're a bunch of hypocrites anyway! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Come, Ye Saints Nicolette Grant: NO! WAYNE! Stop it! STOP IT! Bill Henrickson: Oh god, what is it? what is it? Wayne Henrickson: What is it? Bill Henrickson: Wayne... jus... come on... Nikki... Nicolette Grant: It's Grandma Ginger! Wayne Henrickson: She's dead. Nicolette Grant: Yeah and after she died she was burned and... Bill Henrickson: Nikki, please! Nicolette Grant: And that's what's left of her body! Wayne Henrickson, Raymond Henrickson: AHHHHHHH! |
| Season 3 / Episode 6: - Come, Ye Saints Nicolette Grant: This guy from work? He's a real mover and a shaker, Wanda. He totally made up an excuse to call me yesterday. I think he was flirting with me... Do you think? Wanda Henrickson: Has he chased you at night? Has he tried to put you in the trunk? Nicolette Grant: He's not really like that. He wears cardigans. Wanda Henrickson: That sounds serious! You're a married woman, you can't be talking about another man's cardigans! |
| Season 3 / Episode 6: - Come, Ye Saints Wayne Henrickson: He was really scary, mom Nicolette Grant: All Baptists are, honey. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 2: - Empire Lois Henrickson: Lois Hendrickson: Why are you massaging that bird's anus with a q-tip? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Block Party Barb Henrickson: But Bill's the hot dog man! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 12: - Oh, Pioneers Sarah Henrickson: I don't wanna lose faith in this family! |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Oh, Pioneers Alby Grant: The believers believe in me. |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Oh, Pioneers Bill Henrickson: You'd do anything for his love. He's not worthy of it. |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Oh, Pioneers Sarah Henrickson: I do not wanna lose faith in this family. |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Oh, Pioneers Adaleen Grant: You're powerless because you're the fearful, closeted wife of a polygamist |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Oh, Pioneers Barb Henrickson: [about Ben] I don't want his respect, I want his love. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 8: - Kingdom Come Nicolette Grant: Understand that there is nothing I wouldn't do to be apart of my family Margene. NOTHING! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 7: - Good Guys and Bad Guys Margene Heffman: [telling her mother about Nicki and Barb, who she says are her neighbors] They're very conservative. We don't drink. Virginia Ginger Heffman: You're kidding! I brought 2 bottles of Stoli. Margene Heffman: [slightly shocked] I'm pregnant, Ma! Virginia Ginger Heffman: Just an old wives tale. |
| Season 2 / Episode 7: - Good Guys and Bad Guys Wanda Henrickson: [while calming handing Bill a gun in the lobby of a court house] This is your mother's. She was going to shoot the D.A. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Ceremony Adaleen: And what is it you've done? Nicki Henrickson: I owe sixty thousand dollars in credit cards. Adaleen: Yes, and? Nicki Henrickson: No "and", just that! I'm so bad. Adaleen: Yeah, so? Nicki Henrickson: I owe sixty thousand dollars in credit cards! Adaleen: I owe ninety. We needed a new bedroom when your father took Rhonda, I put it on my Discover. We all owe up to our necks. We all spend like there's no tomorrow - which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions. But your father's revelations have been a little bit off the mark lately, and we're still here. So. See? Under the circumstances, it's excusable. Nicki Henrickson: Well, not down here it isn't. Here it's a really big deal. If Bill finds out he'll kick me out, I know he will. And why shouldn't he? Adaleen: That seems a bit harsh, Nicolette. Nicki Henrickson: I'm begging. Will you talk to Papa for me? He might listen to you. Adaleen: That's true. I'll take it under advisement. |
| Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Ceremony Wanda Henrickson: Joey, he's [Alby] a bad man. He's a kook. Joey Henrickson: What'd you use honey? Wanda Henrickson: Antifreeze but you said he was a menace and he is a menace. Joey Henrickson: You can't just go around trying to poison everyone who's mean to us. It's not good. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 11: - Where There's A Will Nicki Henrickson: I want my child raised in an environment where God hasn't been taken out of the schools. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Where There's A Will Margene Heffman: Me, Bill, Nicki. You, Bill, Nicki. Nicki, Bill, you on account of Nicki already being dead. Barb Henrickson: See. Simple, simple. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Where There's A Will Nicolette Grant: Is that Ben? Margene Heffman: And that Must be Brynn. What do we do? Nicolette Grant: This Margene Heffman: Nicki. Stop it. Margene Heffman: Stop it. Margene Heffman: Stop it. Nicolette Grant: This is why mothers shouldn't work Margene Heffman: We Don't work. Nicolette Grant: Barb should be at home. Margene Heffman: We're at home Margene Heffman: Hi. Ah we told your mum we'd pick you up. She had a ton of papers to grade. Ben Henrickson: Oh, ah, well... ok. Um, everybody this is Brynn. Margene Heffman: Hi. Nicolette Grant: I'm Lucy. This is Ethel. Ben Henrickson: These are my neighbours. Margene Heffman: So where can we take you Brynn? Brynn: Um, Sandy Points Drive off South State. Brynn: Thanks. Margene Heffman: Sorry about the sod. Brynn: That's ok. Nicolette Grant: Watch out for grubs. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Where There's A Will Nicolette Grant: So, we met Brynn. Barb Henrickson: You did? Margene Heffman: Yeah and she wants to meet you. Barb Henrickson: Well, I've set it up three different times with Ben, and every time he's weaselled out of it, so... Nicolette Grant: He's probably afraid for you to meet her. Margene Heffman: They were kissing behind the track. Margene Heffman: Really kissing. Barb Henrickson: So did you say something to him about it? Nicolette Grant: No, I'm not sure we share the same values on these things. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Where There's A Will Rhonda Volmer: Adaleen, did you take your vitamins? Adaleen Grant: Yes. Rhonda Volmer: Cause you forget. Adaleen Grant: Well I didn't. Nicolette Grant: I don't know how you deal with her. Adaleen Grant: I love her, and we are all equals. But last night I did dream I was trying to push her out the car door while driving along at a pretty quick clip. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Where There's A Will Adaleen Grant: Nicolette, work it out. Be happy. You were always such a happy baby. Actually, no. That was Christa. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Where There's A Will Margene Heffman: I am happy. I love you both so much. Nicolette Grant: You're overheated. Put on a hat. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Baptism Margene Heffman: I don't even know his sizes. I am a terrible wife. I should have never married your father. And your mother. Sarah Henrickson: And Nicki. Margene Heffman: Especially Nicki. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Baptism Margene Heffman: Bill, when I married into this family I guess I must have thought I was just marrying you. And now I realise I was marrying all of you. I was marrying sisters... my sisters. That was my choice, and I'd make that choice all over again right now. And I know, I know I've made a lot of mistakes lately, and... alright, maybe always... but I can get better. I will, because, because I wanna be with you guys forever too. Cause I love you guys and I need you guys. And I never ever wanted to not be in this family, here or in heaven. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Easter Adaleen: We all spend like there's no tomorrow, which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions. But your father's revelations have been a *little* off the mark lately. |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Easter Wanda Henrickson: I wouldn't let him [Frank] in your house if I were you. He makes Joey crazy, Bill hates him and he doesn't pee in the toilet. Nicolette Grant: Bill's not very good at lifting the seat either. Wanda Henrickson: No Kicki. He pees in the sink |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Easter Bill Henrickson: You weren't evicted because you have four wives. You were evicted because the lousy scotch tape you wrapped around Nita's cord on her crock-pot made it explode causing a fire that burnt down two rooms. |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Easter Adaleen Grant: We all spend like there is no tomorrow. Which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions. |
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