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	Season 8 / Episode 20: - Tabitha's First Day at School Miss Vogel: [citing school board's criteria for homeschooling] Do you have a teaching certificate? Samantha Stephens: No, but I have a birth certificate... showing that I'm her mother.
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - The Corsican Cousins Endora: [casting spell on Serena and Samantha] The Corsican Brothers were hexed by a spell which will work on cousins just as well. From here on out without further ado, what Serena feels, Samantha will too!
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - Super Arthur Dr. Bombay: [Dr. Bombay has just blown a big pill into Uncle Arthur's mouth] There we are. If he doesn't choke he should be alright. It worked in three out of four cases. Samantha Stephens: What happened to the fourth? Dr. Bombay: If science is to advance, some sacrifices must be made.
	Season 6 / Episode 18: - Samantha's Secret is Discovered Phyllis Stephens: When the mind starts to go, what can anyone say? Endora: [cheerfully] What about, "Bon Voyage!"?
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Samantha Stephens: That's right, honey. Those Winesaps cost 39 cents a pound.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Endora: Good morning, Durwood.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Endora: Spirits north and spirits south, Let my spell control your mouth. Let Durwood find to his dismay, that all his words are now cliché.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: But remember one thing, Betty, you should thank your lucky stars because idle hands are the devil's plaything and a rolling stone gathers no moss.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Professor Poindexter Phipps: Oh, an apple for the teacher. Good form... for a mortal.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: I already have a campaign worked out for the farm machinery. What's good for the goose doesn't necessarily mean it'll be good for the gander. Larry Tate: Darrin, this gander wants slogans, and if we don't come up with some our goose is cooked.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: Larry, I'll be there to grab the bull by the horns, before any more water passes under the bridge.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: What's the matter? I'll try to keep a civil tongue in my mouth and at the same time talk turkey. I smell a rat.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: Because someone put a spell on me! And I’ll bet dollars to donuts I know who did it.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: A friendly spell. Boy, with friends like you who needs enemies? There I go again. Every other word that comes out of my mouth is a cliché.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: That's the last straw. You tell her to button her lip!
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Endora: The spell, I renew, you boorish lout. Your clichés will be few, but you'll act them out!
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Darrin Stephens: Yes. Just order me a club sandwich, Larry, I'll be back quicker thin you ran say Jack Robinson. Larry Tate: Jack Robinson. H. B. Summers: Jack Robinson. Darrin Stephens: That's very good. H. B. Summers: Why did we say that? Larry Tate: I don't know. Maybe it's catching.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar H. B. Summers: How come all the creative ones have a screw loose upstairs?
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Samantha Stephens: Mother! Come here this instant!
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Samantha Stephens: I warned you. Mother's very sensitive about being told to buzz off.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Phrase is Familiar Samantha Stephens: Very amusing, Mother, but just undo your thing.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Maurice: I think your mother's entirely wrong about him. Sit down, sit down. Darrin Stephens: Thank you, sir. Maurice: Please, why so formal? Call me Maurice. Darrin Stephens: Okay Maurice. Maurice: Or Dad. Darrin Stephens: Okay Dad. Maurice: You were right. Sir is best.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Maurice: What a pleasure to see you, Dustin. Darrin Stephens: Darrin.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Maurice: What of it? At his age, I flew. Samantha Stephens: How would you remember a thing like that? Maurice: When you get caught in a flock of swallows returning to Capistrano, you don't forget it.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Darrin Stephens: Mr. Bliss, word of mouth is a good way to spread a cough not a cough syrup.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Darrin Stephens: Never mind that. You Shanghied me to Hong Kong.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Maurice: You are quicksilver... a fleeting shadow... a distant sound... your life has no boundary beyond which you cannot pass. You live in music in a flash of color! You live on the wind and in the sparkle of a star. For twenty-four hours you will obey my will and indulge in the use of your gift.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Samantha Stephens: All right, who's the smart aleck witch.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Larry Tate: How'd you get that inside info? Darrin Stephens: Larry, so help me, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me! Larry Tate: You son of a gun.
	Season 6 / Episode 10: - Daddy Comes for a Visit (1) Samantha Stephens: I mean, I'm begging you to change him back. Isn't that sweet. He's begging too, Sorry, Sweetheart, but you looked so cute, I got carried away!

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