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	Season 10 / Episode 27: - The Penultimate Donna Martin: I look at you and I see my best friend. Your energy and passion inspire me in ways I never thought possible. Your inner beauty is so strong that I no longer fear being myself. I no longer fear at all. I never thought I'd find someone to love that would love me back unconditionally. And then I realize that although we were often apart, you were always with me and you were always my soul mate. You give me purpose when I feel I have none. Without you my soul would be empty, my heart would be broken, my being incomplete. I thank God every day you were brought into my life and I thank you for loving me.
	Season 10 / Episode 27: - The Penultimate David Silver: When was it we fell in love? When were eighteen? Sixteen? Maybe ten? I don't know, 'cause the truth is, I can't picture a time when I wasn't in love with you. I always knew you were the one who could look into my eyes and see my soul. I don't question your commitment to us. And I know there's nothing we can't work through. And I accept you as my partner and as my best friend above others. It's a miracle to find the kind of peace and happiness that you've given me. And in honor of that miracle, I pledge before our family and friends to love and cherish you forever.
	Season 8 / Episode 32: - The Wedding (2) Valerie Malone: Kelly, beautiful, smart, blah, blah, blah. Everybody loves her. Well, maybe not everybody. It's funny when you think about everything that she has. You know, I think that Brandon's always loved her even before they started going out. She yawns and happens to flash some teeth and guys thinks she's smiling and just kind of fall to her feet. She's said, a lot of things that destroyed me but nobody calls her a bitch. I guess she's being constructive in her criticsm. People say I hate her; I don't but she bugs me.
	Season 7 / Episode 19: - My Funny Valentine Kelly Taylor: Valerie does not need people. She uses people, but she doesn't need them.
	Season 7 / Episode 13: - Gift Wrapped Brandon Walsh: Aren't you supposed to meet Clare for lunch? Steve Sanders: Well, yeah. But I don't want to desert you. Brandon Walsh: [deadpan] Please, desert me.
	Season 7 / Episode 12: - Judgment Day Steve Sanders: No one can humiliate Steve Sanders more than he can humiliate himself because... Steve Sanders, Brandon Walsh: Steve Sanders has no shame!
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Housewarming Valerie Malone: [Valerie walks in after spending a night with Kenny] Hi. Brandon Walsh: You look awful. Who's the lucky guy? Valerie Malone: Does it always have to be a guy? Brandon Walsh: Well, let's see. You come in at seven in the morning looking like you've been up all night... looks like a guy to me. Valerie Malone: It's Kenny, Brandon. Brandon Walsh: Yeah, I already figured that. Did he leave his wife? Valerie Malone: Not yet. But he's going to. Brandon Walsh: And how long has he been telling you that? Valerie Malone: These things take time. Brandon Walsh: Haven't you ever watched a soap opera, Val? He's never gonna leave his wife. Valerie Malone: And what makes you the big expert? Brandon Walsh: I had an experence in this arena, all right? Valerie Malone: You with a married woman? Who? Brandon Walsh: It was three years ago during my freshman year at CU. I don't want to talk about it, but she was trouble. Just like Kenny. Do yourself a favor, go to David's party, meet some nice young guy who, preferably, is not married. End this thing with Kenny before you get into anymore trouble. Valerie Malone: [sarcastic] Thank you for your advice, Dr. Walsh. I'll take your two aspirn and call you if I need you.
	Season 6 / Episode 32: - You Say It's Your Birthday (2) Valerie Malone: So... you think you guys are going to get back together again? Brandon Walsh: You saw that, huh? Valerie Malone: Yeah, I'm sorry. I wasn't snooping. I just didn't want to interrupt. Brandon Walsh: Well, don't jump to any conclusions. Valerie Malone: So are you saying that it wouldn't happen? You and Kelly getting back together? Brandon Walsh: I don't know. If Dylan and Brenda found each other in a town of 15 million, if you include the outlying areas... it could happen. Valerie Malone: [to herself] Not if I can help it.
	Season 6 / Episode 23: - Leap of Faith Tara Marks: What are you so upset about? You practically told me that this guy, Colin, was the devil. He practically forced you into using cocaine just like my boyfriend did to me. Kelly Taylor: I don't know. I guess I'm just confused. Tara Marks: You're not confused. You're just upset because he's going out with sombody you can't stand. Kelly Taylor: Since when did you get so smart? Tara Marks: I'm brilliant as long as it's your life we're talking about and not mine. Kelly Taylor: I just feel so humiliated. Like what we had meant nothing to him. I should have known that he would go straight to Valerie. Tara Marks: Kelly, let it go. He's not worth it. Kelly Taylor: Yeah, but every time I close my eyes, I can see Colin kissing Valerie, and it tears me up inside. You know what it makes me want to do? Tara Marks: A big fat line? Kelly Taylor: No. It makes me want to kill her.
	Season 6 / Episode 18: - Snowbound Valerie Malone: Aren't any of you a little disturbed by all this? I mean, didn't you get a good look that them? Steve Sanders: Kelly and Colin? Valerie Malone: No. The ghosts from Christmas Past. Yes, Colin and Kelly. Don't you think that this is manic behavior? Steve Sanders: You heard what she said. Her father gave her some extra cash to blow. She's having a good time, and it seems that she and Colin are happy again. What's the big deal? I don't know about you people, but I'm feel loved. Valerie Malone: Well, from looking at them, there were both blowing more than cash. Clare Arnold: What? You think Colin was high again? Valerie Malone: They both were. Steve Sanders: Kelly? High? I don't think so. Clare Arnold: No way. She's been all over Colin from the very beginning about this. David Silver: That is kind of a far stretch. I don't think she'd be using after what she went through with her mother. Steve Sanders: And that whole intervention thing with Dylan? Valerie Malone: Oh, guys, I mean come on! All I keep hearing about is Dylan, and Kelly's mother, and David. When does anybody learn anything from the lessons of the past? From one who used to experiment with coke, as did my own father and mother, I mean trust me. These are guilt gifts. Kelly's getting high.
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Angels We Have Heard on High Rush Sanders: I always knew you were stupid, but I never thought you'd be so self-destructive! Steve Sanders: Thanks for the support, as usual. Rush Sanders: Oh, good sonny boy. Keep up that sarcasm on the unemployment line. Steve Sanders: What does that mean? Rush Sanders: It means you lost your job at ITM, and you embarrassed the hell out of me considering that I was the one that got you that job in the first place. Scott Coveny told me to tell you that your finished there. Steve Sanders: What are you talking about? Rush Sanders: You messed up is what I'm talking about! You delivered the present that Scott was sending to his mistress to his niece. His wife's sister's kid got a leather bustier. His mistress got a Holly Home Maker oven! What the hell is wrong with you, you idiot? That note that was included in the bustier is gonna cost Scott a fortune now since his wife is now going to sue him for divorce. Steve Sanders: [incredulous] Dad, I just delivered the packages to the addresses on the labels. I didn't write them. I didn't screw up. Somebody else did. Rush Sanders: Somebody else screwed up. That's your MO, kiddo. Did you just make that up, or did you rehearse it in front of a mirror before saying it to me? Yeah... sure, you mess up and it's always somebody else's fault. You used that same excuse last year for the bloody fire. Steve Sanders: You know what? I don't need to take that crap from you. That's your MO. I didn't do anything wrong, and you never believe me. I got nothing further to explain to you, 'cause you just will not believe me. Rush Sanders: Sometimes I'm ashamed to call a loser like you my son. Steve Sanders: Then don't bother. You're not my father anyway! Rush Sanders: Don't say that. Steve Sanders: Why not? You're not my father! You've got nothing to be ashamed about, and neither do I.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - Fortunate Son Brandon Walsh: A couple of years ago when I was in high school, I used to gamble... a lot. I got into some trouble with a bookie betting on football games. I won a lot of money, but I didn't quit while I was ahead and kept on gambling. Susan Keats: Did you get out of control as you did last night? Brandon Walsh: Worse. I lost a lot of money. I would have lost more than that... physical parts... if a good friend of mine hadn't bailed me out. Susan Keats: Nat? Brandon Walsh: Yeah. Even after that though, I'd sit down at a poker game and take any bet that came along. I didn't even think twice about it. Susan Keats: Are you saying you have a gambling problem? Brandon Walsh: Look at what happened last night. Guess you can't be a little addicted. Susan Keats: No, you can't. Brandon Walsh: You know, I knew I had a problem. I thought I had it under control. But I don't. Susan Keats: I'd like to help you, if you will let me. Let me take to a gambler's anonymous meeting, or therapy, or whatever. I'll help you... if you want me to.
	Season 6 / Episode 6: - Speechless Brandon Walsh: I can't believe I almost invited Susan here.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Lover's Leap Shelia Silver's Doctor: When drug therapies do not work, we have to look for alternative approaches. Mel Silver: Like what? Shelia Silver's Doctor: Given her age, her physical health and her history, my recommondation would be a short course on of low-level electroconvulsive therapy. David Silver: What? You mean electric shock treatments? Shelia Silver's Doctor: It may sound barbaric, but we know a lot more about ECT then we used to, and I have to tell you that we have had some terrific results. Mel Silver: Isn't this a little extreme? Shelia Silver's Doctor: Actually, no. She's not coming out of this depression and her current medication is not helping in any dosage. This may help. David Silver: Come on, Dad. You can't let them do this. Mel Silver: David. [to the doctor] What exactly is involved? Shelia Silver's Doctor: First we sedate her with a heavy dose of muscle relaxants. Then, through electrodes attached to her skull, we administer brief pulses of low-voltage electrical current. No more then that would make a 100-watt lightbulb flicker for just a second. Mel Silver: And what are the side effects? Shelia Silver's Doctor: There maybe be some short-term memory loss. Studies show that most missing memory returns within six months. I also must tell you that there's a mortality rate: one in 20,000. David Silver: You mean she could die? Shelia Silver's Doctor: For someone as depressed as your mother, there's a lot greater chance that without this therapy, she will attempt suicide again... and succeed.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Lover's Leap Dylan McKay: [after Bruno catches him in Marchette's office] Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to be in here but I needed to see something. Bruno: What's that? Dylan McKay: [holds of a photo frame of Jack McKay with Tony Marchette] This is my father. Bruno: I know. I know who you are, Mr. McKay. Dylan McKay: Does Marchette? Bruno: Of course. Dylan McKay: Does Toni? Bruno: I met your father. You're a lot like him. Dylan McKay: I don't know how exactly to take that. Obviously, not everyone thought that much of my dad. Bruno: He was always right by me. I think you should go back to the dinner party. And one more thing, Dylan. Antonia is like a daughter to me. Don't forget that.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Lover's Leap Valerie Malone: Well, this is it. If you want to end it, here's your chance. If you want to jump, go ahead. I won't stop you. Valerie Malone: What's the matter? Scared to die... or scared to live? You know when the demons in you get too close, the ones that say I'm going to end up like my father, I come here for a gut check. David Silver: I don't want to die.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Buffalo Girls Valerie Malone: Come on, Ginger. We have to get ready for Kelly's party at the Greek Theater. Ginger LaMonica: Uh, it sounds like its going to be so boring. There's no drugs, and not enough booze there. Why do you want to be with these people so much? You were the one who called them avocado heads. Do you want to be an avocado head too? Valerie Malone: I have my reasons. Ginger LaMonica: Most of all, why hang out with Brandon? He's nice and all, but he is so straight and moral. I can't stand people who are good, soulful and moral. But I'll bet that Steve Sanders has a wild side. Valerie Malone: You'd like to hang out with him, wouldn't you? Mostly because he has a platinum card? Look, we need to make an impression on these people, regardless of how square they are. Kelly's 21st birthday is today and that means a lot to most people. Ginger LaMonica: All that I know, when I turn 21, I'm going to get so wasted that I'm going to the nearest tattoo parlor, with a whole bottle of Jack Daniels. Valerie Malone: That was your 18th birthday. I was there, remember?
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Home Is Where the Tart Is Ray Pruit: [to Brandon] Don't worry, man. I have the ultimate set of tools. David Silver: It's going to take a lot more than tools to fix up this place. Steve Sanders: There is nothing that money can't fix. Brandon Walsh: Your money, thank you very much. Steve Sanders: Big deal. Donna Martin: Look, Brandon we'll all help. We'll put everything back the way it was, okay? Clare Arnold: Yeah, you know what my dad says. You make your bed, you gotta sleep in it. Ginger LaMonica: Just don't sleep in it alone.
	Season 5 / Episode 32: - P.S. I Love You (2) Brandon Walsh: Do you have any idea what would have happened to me if I had tested positive for use? Do you? Valerie Malone: Brandon, I'm really sorry you got busted. But nothing bad happened. Everything turned out okay, right? Brandon Walsh: [chuckles ruefully] No. I promised my parents that I wouldn't do anything stupid after they left, and everything I've done from that point forward has been a monument to idiocy. Valerie Malone: Well... not everything. Brandon Walsh: Don't start with me, Val. I'm supposed to be looking out for you too. Valerie Malone: Well, I don't need anybody looking out for me, including you! Brandon Walsh: Good. Your car's right out front. Have a safe drive. I'm going to find my own way home.
	Season 5 / Episode 32: - P.S. I Love You (2) Donna Martin: Valerie, you don't know what happened. Valerie Malone: I do know. I know Ray hurt you. Donna Martin: What are you talking about? Valerie Malone: I saw it. I was there. Donna Martin: I was there too, and I don't even know what happened. Look if you say anything to anyone... Valerie Malone: Donna, I'm not here to do an expose. I just want you to let you know that you're not alone. I mean, you have a friend. Donna Martin: Do I? Look, I know there's a lot more going on with you and Ray than you let on. Valerie Malone: Who told you that? Donna Martin: No one. It's pretty obvious. Just because I don't say anything doesn't mean I don't know or that I don't suspect. You're not my friend. You're not anyone's friend. You're a psychotic, a liar, and a manipulator who does anything to get what she wants.
	Season 5 / Episode 32: - P.S. I Love You (2) Christine Pettit: [voice on Dylan's answering machine] Dylan, It's Christine again. I just got back to my office in the Bureau and please don't contact me again or do anything until you talk to me in person. Tom Rose and those men in Palm Springs that you asked me about are very dangerous. We're very close to arresting the man who killed your father, and this is not the time to get involved. Don't do anything, okay? Dylan McKay: No, Christine. Not okay!
	Season 5 / Episode 30: - Hello Life, Goodbye Beverly Hills Kelly Taylor: Brandon, I can't accept this. [she gives him the ring, he's about to leave] Wait, please. Dylan, have a nice trip. [gives him the ticket] I can't go with you, not this time. I've made my choice, and I choose me. I hope you'll understand. I'll love you both 'till the day I die.
	Season 5 / Episode 30: - Hello Life, Goodbye Beverly Hills Brandon Walsh: [proposing to Kelly] It's no trip around the world, but I think we could take quite a journey together.
	Season 5 / Episode 30: - Hello Life, Goodbye Beverly Hills Valerie Malone: What's your problem? Ray Pruit: Our problem. Valerie Malone: Okay, what's our problem? Ray Pruit: David and Clare. They've been on my case. What if they spill the beans to Donna about us? Valerie Malone: Ray, would you relax? You're getting paranoid. I mean, if they do say something to Donna, you can always claim that your drunken mother made up the whole thing. Ray Pruit: I hope you're right. Valerie Malone: Look, the bottom line is that our relationship now is strictly business. And if Donna doesn't like it, well then that's her problem... well, and yours I guess, but not mine. Ray Pruit: [angry and sarcastic] Oh, so you're just an innocent bystander in all this, huh? Valerie Malone: [sly tone] No, I'm a club owner and you're my employee. And as such, I'd like you to be happy. So, you do your job well. But the fact of the matter is I can't solve your personal problems for you. Besides, I'm not the one who cheated on my lover. Now, I think it's time you get on that stage and have a good show.
	Season 5 / Episode 28: - Girls on the Side Valerie Malone: What's wrong, Clare? What'd I do now? Clare Arnold: I don't get you. You have the looks, the clothes, the attitude, the money, you run a nightclub, you can practically have any guy on the West Side you want. Valerie Malone: Get to your point, Clare. Clare Arnold: Why did you have to go after the one guy that Donna Martin is in love with? Valerie Malone: Excuse me? Clare Arnold: Please, spare me your self-serving lies or the sob story. LuAnn told me and David all about you and Ray last night while we were driving her home. Valerie Malone: Is the glue uncapped here? Clare Arnold: Not again. Val, don't do this. Valerie Malone: Come on Clare, we're friends. Are you going to believe that redneck lush over me? What are you going to do the next time she gets plastered and starts saying stuff about you, or anyone else she doesn't like? Clare Arnold: Gee, you're good at this. Valerie Malone: What? You don't believe me? Clare Arnold: No, I don't! But obviously from that tone of voice and facial expression, "you" believe you. I guess that's the reason why sociopaths like you can stand being all by themselves.
	Season 5 / Episode 28: - Girls on the Side Brandon Walsh: It had to be in Sacramento. Steve Sanders: Why? Brandon Walsh: [can't believing Steve doesn't get it] Sacramento is the capital of California.
	Season 5 / Episode 23: - Love Hurts Steve Sanders: You know, I've never been a big fan of alternative music, but these guys rocked the house!
	Season 5 / Episode 20: - You Gotta Have Heart Cindy Walsh: I still can't believe it. Val's moving into a hotel suite. What sort of person moves into a luxury hotel? Jim Walsh: Oh, you know the types: Howard Hughes, Heidi Fleiss... Jack McKay. Eccentric types with fast money and... questionable values. Cindy Walsh: Can't you talk to her? Convince her to stay? Jim Walsh: What's the point? Valerie Malone doesn't understand the moral value of... anything.
	Season 5 / Episode 20: - You Gotta Have Heart Nat Bussichio: Things a little rocky with you and Kelly? Brandon Walsh: Everything's gotten weird ever since she signed up with Professor Finley and his Institute for the New Evolution. Nat Bussichio: Ugh! I hate that cult stuff. Brandon Walsh: It's not a cult, Nat. It's just a renegade psych teacher without a college. Nat Bussichio: [sarcastic] Oh, that's a relief. Brandon Walsh: Now that you mention it, it just might as well be a cult the way he keeps trying to change her personality and all the dozen or more ex-students from C.U. into his followers. Nat Bussichio: Don't let that happen. I've seen how it breaks up family and friends. It's not very pretty. You remember Susie French? The artist with the buzz cut that used to work here? Brandon Walsh: Yeah, she was in a cult? Nat Bussichio: Her younger sister. Back in the mid 1970s, Susie's sister graduated from high school lonely and lost, unsure of what to do with her life and she went looking for her place in this world. She eventually moved down to South America to join some commune. Next thing you know, she's drinking Kool-Aid with Jim Jones and his crew. Brandon Walsh: No kidding. Nat Bussichio: No kidding. Brando, it was a nightmare. Susie, her parents... the whole family never recovered from the shock. Brandon Walsh: Well, I don't think Kelly is into anything like that. Nat Bussichio: Yeah, that's what Susie used to say.
	Season 5 / Episode 20: - You Gotta Have Heart Valerie Malone: Don't you love hotels? Of all the kinky things that go on in this place, it's inspiring. Dylan McKay: Well, something tells me that's not what was inspiring Cindy when he called me in a panic, this morning. Valerie Malone: You know, I knew those two weren't cool about this as they pretended to be. Dylan McKay: They worry. Valerie Malone: Well, you don't have to tell me that. Look, they're nice people, but you don't know how hard it was for me living there. I did the best I could. Trying to act all good and moral made me schizo. I just had to get out of that place. I'm just not a good or moral person. I never was, and never will be. Dylan McKay: Most people get an apartment. Valerie Malone: Most people would live like this if they could. Dylan McKay: Yeah, you're probably right. But I gotta tell you though, speaking from experience, living in hotels can get pretty lonely. Valerie Malone: Well, lucky me. I've already got my first visitor. Dylan McKay: Okay, you'll see. Pretty soon, you'll start thinking the concierge is your best friend.

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