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Character Bio
THE LOWDOWN:
Head of R & D
Used up his one office affair
Master swordsman
CHARACTER BIO
Ted is senior vice-president of Research and Development at Veridian Dynamics. He's a legend in the world of R&D and leads a team of the smartest scientists in the world. Nothing is impossible to Ted. Need a pig born with honey-glazed skin? Done. Need a bathtub stain remover that doubles as a delicious cocktail? Done and done. Ted's employees idolize him and he loves developing cutting-edge technology and being part of creating the future.
The one problem with his job is that Veridian tends to be immoral, unethical and occasionally pure evil. And sometimes Ted's drive to succeed at the company causes him to blur the line between right and wrong. Luckily Ted has his precocious seven-year-old daughter Rose to keep him on the right path. He has to raise Rose by himself because his wife left them to go build dung huts in Africa.
Everyone thinks Ted is handsome, charming and smart. The world would be a better place if we could clone Ted. And that's high on the company's agenda.
Head of R & D
Used up his one office affair
Master swordsman
CHARACTER BIO
Ted is senior vice-president of Research and Development at Veridian Dynamics. He's a legend in the world of R&D and leads a team of the smartest scientists in the world. Nothing is impossible to Ted. Need a pig born with honey-glazed skin? Done. Need a bathtub stain remover that doubles as a delicious cocktail? Done and done. Ted's employees idolize him and he loves developing cutting-edge technology and being part of creating the future.
The one problem with his job is that Veridian tends to be immoral, unethical and occasionally pure evil. And sometimes Ted's drive to succeed at the company causes him to blur the line between right and wrong. Luckily Ted has his precocious seven-year-old daughter Rose to keep him on the right path. He has to raise Rose by himself because his wife left them to go build dung huts in Africa.
Everyone thinks Ted is handsome, charming and smart. The world would be a better place if we could clone Ted. And that's high on the company's agenda.
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Ted Crisp Quotes
 | Season 2 / Episode 11: - Mess of a Salesman Veronica: I'm getting an award! Every year the Veridian Charitable Foundation honours someone who's been outstanding and this year they've chosen me. Linda Zwordling: For what? Veronica: For being outstanding! Linda Zwordling: For being outstanding at what? Veronica: [pause] *I'm* getting an award! Ted Crisp: You realize as an honouree you're gonna have to raise a bunch of money for the foundation? Veronica: I know, that's the part I'm dreading. Linda, you do it for me. Huh, that wasn't so bad! Linda Zwordling: Before I agree to do something I have no choice in, do you even know which charity Veridian's giving the money too? Veronica: [pause] *I'm getting at award!* |
| Season 2 / Episode 11: - Mess of a Salesman Ted Crisp: Hey, I know you guys - do not name that corpse because he's going back! |
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