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Nick Kroll Quotes
 | Unknown Episode: Nick Kroll: I find it kinda weird that Joe Rogan is trading accomplishments with a twenty year old. Like, it's not really that fair. It's like, "I'm twenty, dude. I'm a sophomore in college. You're like sixty five, you know." |
| Unknown Episode: Nick Kroll: Proportionably speaking, Jade is fantasticnatious in the way she can create words and phrasology in a magnification of mannerisms. |
| Unknown Episode: Nick Kroll: US Weekly has reported that Britney has laid down an ultimatum. Either Kevin starts respecting Britney and their baby or he only gets like five or six more chances and then she's gonna lay down another ultimatum. |
| Unknown Episode: Nick Kroll: Brandon Davis, for those of you who don't know, and God forbid you don't know who Brandon Davis is, he's the son of Marvin Davis, the oil magnate, uh, he used to date Mischa Barton, so that's an accomplishment... and third, he's a fat asshole. |
| Unknown Episode: Nick Kroll: Hello, I'm a Mac Christian Finnegan: And I'm a PC Nick Kroll: I'm into doing fun stuff like music, movies podcasts, stuff like that. Christian Finnegan: And I'm into important stuff like spreadsheets, timesheets and pie charts. Nick Kroll: That's cool but you can't capture your family's vacation on a pie chart. Christian Finnegan: Right, but a podcast about your favorite hoodies and independent film won't help you pay for that vacation. Nick Kroll: No, that's what my trust fund is for, but that's a pretty sweet idea for a podcast. Christian Finnegan: Why am I even wasting my time talking to this jackass? Nick Kroll: Dude, don't be a hater! You can borrow my isight camera. |
| Unknown Episode: Nick Kroll: Hello, I'm a Mac. Christian Finnegan: And I'm a PC. Nick Kroll: Dude, I just made this sweet mashup with the new Gnarls Barkley song mixed with scenes from Psycho the Alfred Hitchcock classic the other day on my Mac. It's pretty meta. Christian Finnegan: I don't know what you're talking about. Nick Kroll: Basically I stole footage from Psycho and then borrowed music from the Gnarls Barkley song and put them all together. It's mad stupid. Christian Finnegan: Do you know what I think is stupid? Nick Kroll: What? Christian Finnegan: Expensive worn jeans, ironic t-shirts and pretentious film school glasses. Nick Kroll: Do you mean like stupid stupid or cool stupid? |
| Unknown Episode: Nick Kroll: Hello, I'm a Mac. Christian Finnegan: And I'm a PC. Nick Kroll: Oh righteous, you've got an iPod! Christian Finnegan: Yes, it works with my PC. I also enjoy listening to songs. Nick Kroll: Well you should check out iPhoto, iMovie, iWeb, they all work like iTunes. You know it's like iLife. It comes with every Mac. Christian Finnegan: Have you ever heard of You Shut? Nick Kroll: No, what is that? Some PC program that competes with Mac? Christian Finnegan: No. You Shut the f**k up you pompous pr*ck or I'll shove this iPod up your ass. Nick Kroll: That's like a really long name for a software program. Christian Finnegan: Yeah. |
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