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	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The President's Double Loromo: Governor, I think we have a security breech. One of my security guards reported seeing a man running across the front lawn. When he went to investiagte, he found an open window. Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: A window? Well, I hope somebody's looking into it.
	Unknown Episode: Katherine Olivia Gatling: Benson, what's a broken heart? Benson DuBois: Oh, there's no such thing, Katie. It's just a term we use to describe one of life's little disappointment that comes close to killing you.
	Unknown Episode: Gretchen: I HEAR YOU!
	Unknown Episode: Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: I make money the old-fashioned way. I inherit it.
	Unknown Episode: Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: So how did Taylor do? Marcy Hill: He lost. He came in sixth. Benson DuBois: How did he come in sixth? There were only five candidates. Marcy Hill: There was a large write-in for "None of the above".
	Unknown Episode: Pete Downey: I'll never be a hero. I had a chance once. Janine's cat was drowning in the pool and I jumped in to save it. But when I realized I had to give it mouth-to-mouth, I threw it back in.
	Unknown Episode: Gretchen: So, all we have to do is knock a hole in the wall and let the sunshine in. Benson DuBois: Why don't you knock a hole in your head and let some brains in.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Hill: Clipper ship bound for Spain, all that gold and Phillipe. How romantic. I hope the ship sank.
	Unknown Episode: Benson DuBois: [after Denise tells him she's pregnant] You're gonna make a terrific mother. And Pete will make a fine... playmate for the child.
	Unknown Episode: Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: You heard it from the horse's mouth. Benson DuBois: And now we're hearing it from the other end.
	Unknown Episode: Gretchen: You are getting muddy footprints all over my clean floor and it is disgusting! Benson DuBois: Fine, I'll walk on my hands.
	Unknown Episode: Marcy Hill: Governor Gatling, I'd like to introduce... Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Introduce? Oh, this man needs no introduction. I'd know the Reverend Jesse Jackson anywhere.
	Unknown Episode: Benson DuBois: [answering the phone] Hello? Oh, hi, governor. Sure, you can come over. All right, see you then. Bye. Benson DuBois: What'd you do? Beam over?
	Unknown Episode: Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Benson, I must be psychic. I was just thinking of you and here you are. Benson DuBois: Governor, you sent for me. Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Oh. That's probably why I was thinking of you.
	Unknown Episode: Gretchen: I'm going out and have myself a wild time. Benson DuBois: Don't forget your library card.
	Unknown Episode: Chapman: Mister DeBasie? Benson DuBois: Dubois, Senator. I think you had me confused with COUNT DeBasie.
	Unknown Episode: Pete Downey: Hi, Denise. Whatcha reading? Denise Florence Stevens Downey: It's a magazine article that uses the quantum theory to describe infinity. Pete Downey: Is it any good? Denise Florence Stevens Downey: Yeah, but it goes on forever.
	Unknown Episode: Benson DuBois: [Benson is firing a pain-in-the-neck staffer] It hasn't been sweet, but hallelujah, it's been short.
	Unknown Episode: Gretchen: You insult my cooking. You insult my looks. You insult the way I dress... Benson DuBois: Did I miss something?
	Unknown Episode: Benson DuBois: Why don't we call out the National Guard for this? Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: We can't. I sent them to New Mexico for desert training. Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: Desert training? There's no desert around here! Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: I know. That's why I sent them to New Mexico.

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