2x11 Don't Fear the Scott

Josh: I need to take this thing to the next stage with her.
Aidan: What next stage? You already slept with her.
Josh: That wasn't me. Stu stole my penis.

Aidan: How could you do this to me, after everything I've done for this family, after everything that I've sacrificed for her?
Mother: Come now, every move you've made you've made for your own benefit. And now, you can leave.
Aidan: [laughs] Yeah, and you can go to hell.

Mother: You dare to speak this way to me?
Aidan: This is what freedom sounds like.
Mother: I should turn you to dust right here. But we know now how fragile this one can be. So enjoy the mercy I'm showing you now.

Suren: And you keep such a clean home, Josh. I'm impressed. You're a credit to your kind.
Julia: What's his kind? Jewish?
Aidan: Dude-ish! Right? 'Cause he's a dude and he's- He's a clean dude and dudes are messy. It's just a fact.
Sally Malik: This conversation is not better.