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04x65 - Not So Peaceful Pines Season 4 / Episode 65: - Not So Peaceful Pines

Additional Voices: [Doomie stops for a witch to cross the street] Witch: what a nice young man
Beetlejuice: AHHHHH! she called me the N word!
01x11 - Campfire Ghouls Season 1 / Episode 11: - Campfire Ghouls

Minion #1: Prince Vince, we've all signed a petition.
Minion #2: We want that miserable excuse for a court jester arrested and hung by his toes!
Prince Vince: Would it be all right if I just fired him instead?
01x04 - A Dandy Handy Man Season 1 / Episode 4: - A Dandy Handy Man

Beetlejuice: [Beetlejuice catches a bug] Save that guy for later!
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Lydia Deitz: Though I know should be wary, Still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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Lydia Deitz: No B.J.
Beetlejuice: Awe, Babes!
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Lydia Deitz: Deadly-vu!
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Beetlejuice: It's showtime!
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Claire Brewster: Beetlejuice?
Beetlejuice: That's my name! [Half of him appears in the real world, miniaturized]
Beetlejuice: Now, come on, give me two more!
Claire Brewster: What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?
Beetlejuice: Yeah! [His body is now intact, but he's still six inches high... ]
Claire Brewster: I mean, really...
Beetlejuice: Hey!
Claire Brewster: ...have you ever heard of such...
Beetlejuice: Come ON!...
Claire Brewster: ...a ridiculous name as...
Beetlejuice: SAY IT!
Claire Brewster: ...Beetlejuice? [Beetlejuice is now at full size... ]
Beetlejuice: It's SHOWTIME!
Claire Brewster: HUH? [Beetlejuice takes control of Claire's body]
Claire Brewster: Okay Claire, let's get out here and SLAY them!
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Beetlejuice: Hey! What am I, garbage?
Lydia Deitz: You wish!
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Beetlejuice: [to Mr. Fungus] Great - I'll raise your rent!
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Beetlejuice: [about the Monster Across the Street] I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie purÈe!
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Beetlejuice: [a tumbleweed rolls between Beetlejuice's legs] Whoa! So *that's* why cowboys have bow legs.
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Beetlejuice: [swats a bug with his hand and puts it in his pocket] Save THAT guy for later!
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Boris To-Death: [Heard announcing the feature movie] Tonight, on Moster Movie Madness, we bring you... "The Thing That Ate New Jersey on Rye", starring the greatest actor in the *universe*...
Lydia Deitz: Boris To-Death [sighs in admiration]
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Beetlejuice: [hears moaning] Babes, what's wrong?
Lydia Deitz: My mom's a real trip. She's hosting a trendy combination seance and tackyware party
Delia Deitz: [In the dining room, Delia, wearing a turban, has her guest sitting around a crystal ball] Calling all spirits fantastic, come to my tackyware party of plastic! [ahs and moans]


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