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06x19 - Forbidden Paradise (1) Season 6 / Episode 19: - Forbidden Paradise (1)

Lt. Mitch Buchannon: We're going to Hawaii.
06x19 - Forbidden Paradise (1) Season 6 / Episode 19: - Forbidden Paradise (1)

Lt. Stephanie Holden: Are you sure this is a life guard initiation thing?
05x12 - Silent Night, Baywatch Night (2) Season 5 / Episode 12: - Silent Night, Baywatch Night (2)

Entire Cast: Merry Christmas!
04x05 - Sky Rider Season 4 / Episode 5: - Sky Rider

Garner Ellerbee: What's the problem?
Lt. Mitch Buchannon: Uh... we just had a serious ordinance violation committed.
Garner Ellerbee: Wait, you called me here on an ordinance violation?
Lt. Mitch Buchannon: No, I called you here because these ladies' purses were stolen. You commited the ordinance violation.
Garner Ellerbee: Why?
Lt. Mitch Buchannon: What the hell is this thing doing on the beach anyway? People could be trampled out there.
Garner Ellerbee: Oh, never. Mitch, my dad owned a horse ranch in Georgia. I learned to ride horses before I learned to walk. You and your lifeguard trucks are far more dangerous than me and Kojak here. Now, you ladies can tell me what happened.

Lt. Mitch Buchannon: Ugh! Uh, your horse dropped something. Kojak, huh? Telly Savalas never did that.
03x17 - The Tower Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Tower

Lt. Mitch Buchannon: How dangerous is this person?
Detective Sloan: Jacob Kilmer makes Hannibal Lector seem like Little Bo Peep.
03x15 - Vacation (1) Season 3 / Episode 15: - Vacation (1)

Lt. Mitch Buchannon: [to Stephanie about his ex wife] Gail and I spent our honey moon in Hawaii. Every time I see a volcano erupt, I think of her.
02x16 - Now, Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale Season 2 / Episode 16: - Now, Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale

Willy Gilligan: I can't belive this. We're shipwrecked again!
Mary Ann Summers: But at least we're all safe. That's the important thing.
Captain Don Thorpe: Skipper, what are we going to do? I just bought my first corporation. Thorp Corp, and I so wanted to be there this morning for they're putting my name on the door.
Shauni McClain: What about the movie? They could give my part to someone else.
Willy Gilligan: You'll get used to that being shipwrecked.

Eddie Kramer: What was that?
Willy Gilligan: You'll get used to that too.


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