Batman Beyond Quotes

Batman Beyond

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	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Curse of Kobra (2) Terry McGinnis: It's a toxic waste dump. Bruce Wayne: Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away? Terry McGinnis: Call it a high school?
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Curse of Kobra (1) Batman: [after being tripped during a balance exercise] No fair! Kairi Tanaga: Fair? The only fair around here is in September. Deal with it!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Call (2) Barda: [trying to get Batman to join the League full time] Come on. It'll put you one up on the old man. He never got past part-timer. Superman: Yeah, he wasn't what you'd call a joiner. Batman: Maybe we've got more in common than you thought. Superman: More than you think, son. More than you think.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Call (2) Batman: [to Bruce, on the radio] How fast does this thing go? Bruce Wayne: Mach 3. Batman: Is that faster than a speeding bullet?
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Call (1) Bruce Wayne: This isn't the first time Superman's gone rogue. I made sure to be prepared for when it happens again. I prayed I'd never have to use it. Batman: Kryptonite. This could kill him. Bruce Wayne: Do whatever it takes, but make sure you stop him.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past Batman: [after finding out Ra's transferred his mind into Talia's body] Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever heard! You're creeping me out. Bruce Wayne: You? She kissed me!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past Terry McGinnis: I'll tell you right now, there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past [watching Batman: The Musical] Bruce Wayne: You hate me, don't you? Terry McGinnis: Come on, lighten up, it's your birthday. Bruce Wayne: Don't remind me. Terry McGinnis: Hey, it took me weeks to get tickets to this show. It's shway! Bruce Wayne: Its schw-arbage.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past [in "Batman: The Musical"] Gordon: Good work, Caped Crusader. Once again you've saved our fair city from those vile miscreants. Player Batman: They were no problem, Commissioner. For as we all know, criminals are... Player Batman: A superstitious, cowardly lot! They plan and plot, but they always get caught! Gordon, Player Batman: Their evil schemes all come to naught! A superstitious, cowardly lot!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past Bruce Wayne: I should have known you'd cheat death again, Ra's. Ra's Al Ghul: I don't cheat death, I master it. Though, I assure you, this time my longevity comes at a price most dear. Bruce Wayne: Talia.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past Ra's Al Ghul: But now this youthful form has served its purpose. It is time for me to move on to a new body: yours. Bruce Wayne: [sarcastic] Sure, Ra's, why not? Anything to hold off the Grim Reaper another few seconds. [contemptuous] I take it back. You don't cheat death, you whimper in fear of it. Ra's Al Ghul: [backhands him] Silence! Bruce Wayne: And you hit like a girl.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past Talia: Very thorough, Terry. Though Father's name was pronounced "Raish," not "Razz." A common mistake.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Out of the Past Batman: Lady, that is the sickest thing that I've ever seen. You're creeping me out. Bruce Wayne: You? She kissed me.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Untouchable Bruce Wayne: When I was young, women used to throw themselves at my feet all the time. Terry McGinnis: What did you do? Bruce Wayne: Step over them. Terry McGinnis: Smooth. Bruce Wayne: I thought so.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Untouchable Bruce Wayne: Anything broken? Terry McGinnis: If I said yes, can I go home? Bruce Wayne: No.
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - Payback Bruce Wayne: Who are you? Payback: I'm your worst nightmare! Bruce Wayne: You have no idea what my nightmares are like.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Plague Batman: This isn't the jungle and this isn't False Face!
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Plague Stalker: There are worse things than an honorable death. Terry McGinnis: Betcha it's a short list.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Armory Dana Tan: Talk, talk, talk. Let's dance.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Last Resort Bruce Wayne: I was getting concerned. Terry McGinnis: I'll bet you even brought along one of your spare Bat-Suits. Bruce Wayne: You'll never know.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Final Cut Max: Ouch! Could you get your ear out of my eye? Batman: I warned you, the Batmobile wasn't built to carry two people. Max: All those billions, and you'd think that he could afford a back seat.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Final Cut Max: How do you do it? Batman: Do what? Max: This hero thing. Batman: It's easier for me. I got the suit. Max: No. How do you save the world... [yells] and not tell anybody?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Eyewitness Mad Stan: You're all infected with the disease of bureaucracy! But I know the cure, man! All of you must be destroyed! ALL OF YOU!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Eyewitness Mad Stan: [laughing] Finally, an end to the bureaucratic nightmare! Mad Stan: No more graft! No more payoffs! NO MORE JURY DUTY!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Terry's Friend Dates a Robot Howard: [finishing]... we can still be friends. Cynthia: Friends...? FRIENDS? Howard: Wrong thing to say? Batman: Is it ever the right thing?
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Revenant Bruce Wayne: These people believe anything they can't explain is magic. Terry McGinnis: Naturally, you don't believe in that kind of thing. Bruce Wayne: Of course I do. I've seen it all. Demons, witch boys, immortals, zombies. But this thing... I don't know. It just feels so... high school.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Mind Games Terry McGinnis: Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton... I don't know. Max Gibson: Come on. Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one. Terry McGinnis: They're all boring.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Rats! Mad Stan: BLOW IT ALL UP! Batman: Keep it down, Stan. We're in a library. Mad Stan: You think this is a joke? Look around, Batman! Society's crumbling! And do you know why? Batman: Too many overdue books? Mad Stan: Information overload, man! As a society we're drowning in a quagmire of vid-clips, e-mail, and sound bytes! We can't absorb it all! There's only one sane solution: BLOW IT UP!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Hooked Up Terry McGinnis: How do I tell her no? Bruce Wayne: You're asking me for advice on handling women? Terry McGinnis: Ah. I see your point.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Once Burned Bennie: Ow, what was that for? Tyrus Black: That's for saying 'I told you so'. Bennie: But I didn't. Tyrus Black: But you were gonna!

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