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	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Batgirl: I feel like I'm getting flat! Cabala: What a pity...
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Robin: Holy giveaways!
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Robin: Holy catastrophe!
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Bruce Wayne: [picks up Batphone during it's first ring] Yes Commissioner? Dr. Cassandra: [disembodied voice in Commissioner Gordon's office] Batfink? Bruce Wayne: Batf... who is this speaking? Dr. Cassandra: Dr. Cassandra. World famous alchemist, occult science practitioner and all around evil doing swinger. Bruce Wayne: Where's the Commissioner? Dr. Cassandra: Just zip you're lip while I lay the word on you, Batcat. I'm gonna put Gotham City in a trance and there's not a thing you or that junior birdman can do about it. [laughs an evil laugh]
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Cabala: How do these pills work, Dorothy baby? Are we really invisible? Dr. Cassandra: No, Cabala, but we may as well be. You see, after taking the pill, we blend into the background so perfectly that no one can see us. Not even someone else who takes the pill. That's why we keep bumping into each other. Cabala: Well, husbands and wifes are supposed to bump into each other now and then, aren't they baby? [bends down to steal a kiss]
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Batman: A gun? Aren't you a little above that sort of thing, Dr. Cassandra? [speaking condenscendingly slow] No... style... Dr. Cassandra: This is the kickiest weapon you've ever dealt, Batman. My own unpatended Alvino Ray-gun. And it's the last thing you're about to see.
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Commissioner Gordon: A Batfight seldom takes more than 40 seconds and they're already half an hour late. Chief O'Hara: Oh, they should be coming through that door right. [indeed, the flattened terrific trio is shoved under the door to Commissioner Gordon's office]
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Alfred: [picks up Batphone in Batcave] I'm afraid he's not here, Commissioner, but I... [listen to Commissioner Gordon's explanation] What? [more listening on Alfred's part] Oh my word! That eh, that is a bit of a sticky wicket if I may say so.
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Robin: [Batman has put Batgirl to sleep so she won't learn the location of the Batcave] You know something Batman? Batman: What's that, Robin? Robin: She looks very pretty when she's asleep. Batman: I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first uncoming thrust of manhood, old chum.
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Chief O'Hara: Commissioner, you don't suppose Dr. Cassandra and Cabala could pop their way out of Gotham State Prison? Commissioner Gordon: Not the way warden Crichton pops them in, Chief O'Hara. Chief O'Hara: But if she manages to smuggle one of her camouflage pills... Commissioner Gordon: The prison matron isn't named Mrs. Frisk for nothing, Chief O'Hara. Besides, the warden had special polka dot cells painted for them. They won't blend into that background.
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Minerva: And after treatment in my new spa, you'll feel like new men [pronouncing 'men' as 'man'] I certainly feel like new man...
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - The Joker's Flying Saucer Joker: I've dazzled many a lady, Batgirl, but this is the first time I put one completely in orbit. Well you shall have company soon. Yes, we will take off immediately after you do and we will wave to you occasionally as we pass you circling the earth. [laughs maniacally] Of course you will keep going forever...
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club Robin: Holy bargain basements, Batman!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club Robin: Holy hamstrings!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club Robin: Holy underwritten metropolis!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club Robin: Holy slipped disc!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club Robin: Holy mechanical armies!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Gus: Did you know that this wall revolves? Barbara Gordon: Did you know that this wall revolves? Gus: Where does is go? Barbara Gordon: To a secret closet behind the wall. I use it for extra storage space. Would you like to see it? Gus: Oh sure, I'm a sucker for secret closets. [Barbara quickly presses the Secret Batgirl Room Instant Transformer button]
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Lotus: What will we do now. Louie? Louie, the Lilac: Just this: I have my own bullhorn right here in my lilac boutonniere. [speaking into it] Commissioner Gordon, it's lilac time for you, Commissioner. Do you hear me? Lilac time!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Louie, the Lilac: When and if the Dynamic Duo, those dandylions make their appearance, they'll be greeted by unique new fragents: cologne de Batgirl...
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Dick Grayson: Gosh Bruce, those muskrats and muskdeer are sure musky.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Dick Grayson: [Bruce Wayne removes two pills from his scarf] What are those? Bruce Wayne: The latest invention of Batman: instant unfoldading Batcostumes. Complete with utility belt. Drop in the water.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Batman: Tell me something Batgirl, how did you get out of that vat? Batgirl: With my Batgirl vat-opener. After Louie's knock-out spray wore off.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Chief O'Hara: Well, another canny, colorful crook is in the clink. Commissioner Gordon: And a tuckered out police commisioner is going to breathe much easier on his West Cape cruise.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Chief O'Hara: The Bulbul Scimitar? The Egg of Ogg? Commissioner Gordon: That's right, Chief O'Hara, a frightening theft from the Gotham City museum. But what makes it even more frightening is who perpetrated them. From all descriptions apparently Olga, Egghead and that band of Bessarovian Cossacks. Chief O'Hara: Begorrah! I thought Egghead was behind bars and the Bessarovians had been sent back to Bessarovia. Commissioner Gordon: Bessarovia didn't want the Bessarovians. And Egghead's out on a legal technicallity.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Olga, Queen of the Cossacks: Cossack without victory dance is... is like egg without salt [mimics salting Egghead's head] Egghead: Well, that hits me where I live.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Commissioner Gordon: Gotham City is in too much danger right now for the police commisioner to take a leisurely lunch.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Bank Manager: Egghead! Egghead: Well who did you expect, Batman? Where are Olga and her Cossacks? Eggsplain!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Egghead: Oh protect me, Batgirl. That monster is going to shoot me. Batgirl: You're not so brave when your henchmen aren't around, are you, Egghead? Egghead: Oh, I never claimed to be brave, Batgirl. No, I'm, I'm clever and crafty but I'm a complete coward.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Egghead: Oh, please, you can't ask me to rat out my friends. Batgirl: Oh yes I can, and you'd better start ratting fast. Egghead: Do you eggspect me, a, a, a respected arch-criminal to, to fink on my friends like a, like a common stool pigeon? Batgirl: Of course. Egghead: Alright, I'll do it.

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