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Adam West
He breathed life into Batman. Adam West was born Billy (William) West Anderson in Walla Walla, Washington, ...

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Batman Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Batman: A gun? Aren't you a little above that sort of thing, Dr. Cassandra? [speaking condenscendingly slow] No... style... Dr. Cassandra: This is the kickiest weapon you've ever dealt, Batman. My own unpatended Alvino Ray-gun. And it's the last thing you're about to see.
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra Robin: [Batman has put Batgirl to sleep so she won't learn the location of the Batcave] You know something Batman? Batman: What's that, Robin? Robin: She looks very pretty when she's asleep. Batman: I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first uncoming thrust of manhood, old chum.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Batman: Tell me something Batgirl, how did you get out of that vat? Batgirl: With my Batgirl vat-opener. After Louie's knock-out spray wore off.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Batgirl: [unable to escape from a vat ov caviar] Help, Batman! I'm drowning. [goes under] I'm also freezing! Batman: Batgirl is being frozen in that caviar!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Ogg Couple Batgirl: They almost turned me into a human au dóeuvre. What a chilling way to die. Robin: Holy cold creeps! Leave it to crooks like them to think of a trick like this! Batman: Yes, that's to be expected, Robin. The concept of decency is alien to the criminal mind.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Bloody Tower (3) Narrator: [narrating] Meanwhile, back in the dungeon... Batgirl: That Anti-Lethal-Fog Batspray is working, Batman. Batman: Yes, I always carry some in my utility belt, along with the... Bat-file. [whips it out]
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Bloody Tower (3) Batgirl: It worked! Batman: Yes, there's more to old Indian Fakir tricks than one might suspect. Batgirl: And concentration, magnified by the power of yoga? Batman: Yes, yes, that's enough talking Batgirl. Up you go.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Bloody Tower (3) Batman: [holding up a device] My pipe of fog Bat-reversor, your lordship. You'll catch us flatfooted again. Superintendent Watson: [Superintendent Watson and Commissioner Gordon arrive on the scene] Well, this is a jolly little beanfest. Take his Lordship and her Ladyship and these... these girlships to the tombs.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Foggiest Notion (2) Batman: If that ship gets any closer to that bridge, Robin's done for. Quickly, Alfred, the Anti-Mechanical-Bat-Ray in the Bat-Glove Compartment.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Londinium Larcenies (1) Robin: Holy show-ups, that Batgirl! Batman: She does make a colorful reinforcement alright, although I don't want her to think we can't fight our own battles. Robin: Gosh no, Batman! But what do you suppose she's doing in Londinium? And where do you suppose she went? Batman: I can't answer the first question, Robin, and I've never been able to answer the second.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - How to Hatch a Dinosaur (2) Robin: The Bat-computer is none to frisky today, Batman. Batman: Yes, it's possible the supply of radium somewhere in the city has been moved. And as radio-sensitive as our machine is, it just possibly could be affected by that, and it's lucky that you and Batgirl found us, Alfred, otherwise Robin and Commissioner Gordon might not be too frisky either. Robin: Holy understatements, we would have been in the soup for good.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - How to Hatch a Dinosaur (2) Batman: I'm afraid we're not going to get much help from the Bat-Computer, Robin. It can't go back to prehistoric times. This is a problem for good old fashioned brain power. We'll have to think it out. [touches index finger to forehead and thinks]
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Unkindest Tut of All King Tut: Ladies and gentlemen, here is my next prediction! Batman: Come of it, Tut. You're predictions are nothing but phony fatuous flim-flam.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Unkindest Tut of All Robin: [adressing a bunch of no-good thugs] If you give yourselfs up without a struggle we'll try and make things easier for you. Batman: And if not you may be severely pummeled about the head and shoulders.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Unkindest Tut of All Batman: Alfred, would you put me, eh, twin brother in the Bat-Dummy closet?
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Unkindest Tut of All Commissioner Gordon: [on the red phone] King Tut has predicted another crime. Batman: [on other line in Batcave] The charlatan! Commissioner Gordon: He insists all available police surround Gotham City penetentiary as a massive escape is in the offing. Certain forces will attempt to spring Penguin, Riddler, Egghead and the Siren.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Unkindest Tut of All Batman: What's it all about, Alfred?
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Unkindest Tut of All Batman: So it was you who blazed the trail. Batgirl: I was just doing my duty as a citizen. Batman: I like that kind of talk. Perhaps we could, eh, get together some evening and discuss crimefighting techniques? Batgirl: No one knows where you live. Batman: Yes, that does constitute some problem...
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Unkindest Tut of All Batman: [referring to Batgirl] I wonder who she really is. Batgirl: [referring to Batman] I wonder who he really is.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - A Horse of Another Color (2) Batman: I did a little extra curricular crime detecting while Dick Grayson was doing his homework.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Sport of Penguins (1) Batman: Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crime fighting.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Sport of Penguins (1) Batman: I'm sorry we worried you, Alfred, but even the Batmobile's library paste Bat-disolving switch got stuck.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Sport of Penguins (1) Batman: Cleaning up crime is the dream of every good citizen, Batgirl. But one thought intrigues me: how did you know that Robin and I might be in trouble with Penguin in this glue factory? Batgirl: Through the one thing you couldn't possibly have in your utility belt, Batman... a woman's intuition.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Wail of the Siren Barbara Gordon: Would any of you care for a soft drink? Batman: No thank you, Miss Gordon, we might find it too relaxing.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Wail of the Siren Robin: I've never seen that button flash before? Batman: [suddenly has a revelation] Of course it doesn't understand our question about Commissioner Gordon. It can't answer it. Commissioner Gordon represents law and order. The Batcomputer is programmed to deal only with criminals! Robin: Holy one-track-Batcomputer-mind!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Ring Around the Riddler Batman: It's lucky you were in the vicinity of Gotham Square Garden. Batgirl: Yes, luck is an important weapon to a woman crime fighter, Batman.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Ring Around the Riddler Commissioner Gordon: What happened to Batgirl? Chief O'Hara: Begorrah, she's gone! Robin: Into thin air. Batman: Her particular brand of vanishing cream. Another weapon in her arsenal.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Ring Around the Riddler Batman: [about to box against The Riddler] This is ridiculous. He's smaller than you are. [indicating Robin]
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Ring Around the Riddler Batman: Any final riddles, Riddler? Riddler: [clearly on his last legs] Yes. What do you throw away that keeps returning? Batman: A boomerang. Riddler: Correct. And I'm a boomerang. And I... shall be... back. [faints]
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Ring Around the Riddler Robin: Gosh Batman, this camel grass juice is great! Batman: Beware of strong stimulants, Robin.

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