02x23 - The Snare Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Snare

Sheriff Brady: Wasn't it any good?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Boiled prairie dog would be good as long as you have the right wine to go with it.
02x23 - The Snare Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Snare

Lola White: My, you're just as handsome as ever. You know, I told Johnny the only reason I was marrying him was because I was tired of waiting for you... What's wrong, Bat?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I hate to be the one to tell you this, Lola, but it's bad news. Very bad.
Lola White: What is it, Bat? Is it about Johnny?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Johnny's dead, Lola.
Lola White: I-I guess I'll have to wait for you after all, won't I, Bat?
02x23 - The Snare Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Snare

Alf Hayman: Well, we had the Yaqui Kid and he got away.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, there's one thing in our favor we didn't have before. Now we know who we're looking for.
Alf Hayman: You intend to go after him?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Alone if I have to.
Alf Hayman: You won't be alone.
02x23 - The Snare Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Snare

Yaqui Kid: Good move, Bat Masterson, but now we are alone and this is Yaqui country. Now we will finish the game - my way!
02x23 - The Snare Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Snare

Alf Hayman: A holdout gun! That was one thing the Yaqui Kid didn't think of.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: You have to play the game by the rules the other fellow makes up... but you don't have to like them.
02x23 - The Snare Season 2 / Episode 23: - The Snare

Narrator: Yuma in the Territory of Arizona, 1881, where the Yaqui Kid wrote his name in blood. But more than anything else, he wanted the blood of Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
02x22 - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson

Herman the Great: And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to have from the audience one your most fearless and courageous men...


Herman the Great: Let the lady choose.
Jenie Landry: Go on!
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I'm fearless and courageous, but I'm shy.
02x22 - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson

Landry: Jeanie, I didn't hear you come in.
Jenie Landry: When you get to counting your ill-gotten gains, Daddy dear, there are a lot of things you don't see or hear.
02x22 - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Take him in. Mr. Landry and I will press charges and we'll bring this thing to an end.
Deputy Sheriff: Well, it's their three alibis against you're one suspicion. I can take them in on that.
02x22 - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson

Landry: Mr. Masterson, just what are your intensions towards my daughter?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Are you kidding with that thing?
Landry: No, I'm not kidding! What are they?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, they've never been anything but honorable, sir. Why?
Landry: She seems to have gotten herself smitten by you - a gambler.
Jenie Landry: But he's kind and sweet... and adorable.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: That's very nice of you, Jeanie, but your're wrong. I'm false, unfaithful, with a wandering heart and restless feet. I'm worth about a tinker's toot.
02x22 - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I need the help of Professor Hermann.
Landry: That conjurer? What do you need him for?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, if he's innocent as he claims he is, I don't think he'll object to having his reputation cleared, do you?
Landry: An actor with a reputation - that's absurd!
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, if his vanity doesn't get to him, there's another actor's weakness that will.
Landry: Yeah? What's that?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Publicity.
02x22 - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson

Jenie Landry: Oh, Bat...
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I don't think it's your size.

02x22 - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson Season 2 / Episode 22: - The Disappearance of Bat Masterson

Narrator: Whether it was in the stars or the cards, the paths of two well-known figures were destined to cross in Dodge City, Kansas: That of world famous magician, Hermann the Great, and Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
02x21 - Cattle and Canes Season 2 / Episode 21: - Cattle and Canes

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: You haven't forgotten how to ride.
Jane Taylor: You memory is good after all this time.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: We remember what pleases us.
02x21 - Cattle and Canes Season 2 / Episode 21: - Cattle and Canes

Dallas Agate: Not much gets by you, Bat - or me, for that matter.
02x21 - Cattle and Canes Season 2 / Episode 21: - Cattle and Canes

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: If you play around with barbed wire, you're liable to get cut.
Dallas Agate: You get in my way, Bat, I'll have to cut you down as quick as I do that fence.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: At least we understand each other.
Dallas Agate: We always have.
02x21 - Cattle and Canes Season 2 / Episode 21: - Cattle and Canes

Narrator: Abilene, Kansas, 1886: Battleground for free grass. A strange mission that led to a fence war brought Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

Leo Talley: Something on your mind, mister?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: My hat.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

O'Malley: That's Toby Dawson. He's just practicin'.
Sheriff: Just itchin' for a shootout. Always itchin' and itchin' until he scratches up a challenge.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: You know, a successful killer, Lisa, should have a sense of direction.
Lisa Truex: I wasn't going to kill you, Bat. I swear it!
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Really? You had someone else in mind?
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Something tells me you two are friends.
Leo Talley: That's right - friends.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, my sympathies to you both.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

Lisa Truex: The sheriff is owned by Leo Talley.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: And you own Leo Talley.
Lisa Truex: Long term lease.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: It's nothing but rock and sand. You couldn't raise an eyebrow on this property.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

Leo Talley: Just a minute, Bat. You look too cocky.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, I'm a real estate investor. What's your excuse?
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

Lisa Truex: At a hundred dollars a plot, how many do you think you'll sell, honey Bat?
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Ol' honey Bat might sell about a hundred.
Lisa Truex: Ten thousand dollars - that's my property, Leo. I want it back!
Leo Talley: You heard the lady, Masterson.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh, I did, didn't I? They're available in six foot sections, ma'am.
Leo Talley: I'll buy one... for you.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: For me? You touch me, Mr. Talley. I didn't know you cared.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

Leo Talley: Go inside, boys. Drinks on the house.
Sheriff: Not me. I'm not as young as I was yesterday.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

Sheriff: Come on, Lisa. They're waiting for you over in the courthouse.
Lisa Truex: Aren't you going to help me, Bat? I have no one else - no family, no friends - no one who really cares.
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh, the sheriff cares, Lisa. And so do those twelve men on the jury.
Sheriff: And they're ready and willing to fix you up good and proper.


Lisa Truex: Twelve men...
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Mm-hmm.
Lisa Truex: Of course. Let's not keep them waiting, Sheriff!
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh, Sheriff... in the interest of justice, make sure those jurors bring their wives to the trial.
Sheriff: Don't you fret about justice. Every wife in town is going to be there.
02x20 - Six Feet of Gold Season 2 / Episode 20: - Six Feet of Gold

Narrator: Deadwood, South Dakota: the blood-soaked capital of the Black Hills Gold Rush. Even when its gold was gone, the glitter of Deadwood's reputation continued to attract anyone interested in quick money, fast guns, and sudden death. One of Deadwood's most reluctant visitors was Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
02x19 - Mr. Fourpaws Season 2 / Episode 19: - Mr. Fourpaws

Narrator: An official journey to investigate a reported shortage of funds in a small town Wyoming bank and a meeting with an interesting dog combined to provide one of the most unusual episodes in the life of Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
02x18 - Deadly Diamonds Season 2 / Episode 18: - Deadly Diamonds

Dr. Harold Dunsmore: Do you mind if I offer you some advice? I think you should grab what you can and clear out now, because I don't think you'd like prison. You can take that from someone who's been there.