Bat Masterson Quotes

Bat Masterson

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	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: We were ambushed. Sheriff Buck Simpson: Why? They weren't carrying a shipment here. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: There was something else, Sheriff. Sheriff Buck Simpson: What? William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Me.
	Unknown Episode: Narrator: Jackson Hole, Wyoming in the 1880's, where a well-planned but badly executed ambush was the town welcome for Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
	Unknown Episode: Wyatt Earp: Well, Bat, looks like everything's back to normal. The sheriff's back on the job again. I got my $13,000 back and Browder's heading for the state peniteniary. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Again. And you're disillusioned with women. Wyatt Earp: Again. I said everything's back to normal. I wonder what the Mexican authorities will do with her. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: It all depends on how hard they fall for flattery.
	Unknown Episode: Wyatt Earp: Bat, do you realize that was the third robbery attempt? William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, you were right about El Paso, Wyatt. When it starts to cook, it boils. Wyatt Earp: You think it boils here, wait until you ride across the border to Juarez. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: No thanks, I prefer a nice, peaceful American burial.
	Unknown Episode: Wyatt Earp: Any luck? Wyatt Earp: None. They scattered in all directions. They had it all figured out. Wyatt Earp: Fine. By now they're counting my 13,000 dollars. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Unlucky number, unlucky you.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: A shirt! And a very handsome one. Elena: Do you like it? William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh, I like it. I want to thank you, Elena, and the grateful people of Juarez. Elena: We made it especially for you. Oh, try it on, Bat! Hurry, I must see you in it. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I have no intention of disappointing a lady.
	Unknown Episode: Elena: Your beautiful shirt - it's soiled! William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Along with my reputation. It will launder, Elena. Elena: It was to be only for very special occasions. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Perhaps what happened was a special occasion. The more I think about it, a very special occasion.
	Unknown Episode: Wyatt Earp: I thought maybe one of your customers... Elena: These people? They don't know outlaws. Wyatt Earp: No matter, we'll find 'em... but, I'm beginning to think it will be later, not sooner.
	Unknown Episode: Elena: Promise me you'll bring Bat with you next time you come. Wyatt Earp: Well now, I'm not so sure that's a good idea. I'll think about it. Elena: Well, why don't you think about it and come back tonight. I won't be so busy. Wyatt Earp: Well, that's the kind of thinkin' I'm good at.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Looks like your senorita plays a little rough. Wyatt Earp: For some reason, I'm not in a joshin' mood. I located 'em. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: In Juarez? Wyatt Earp: No, down near the border. They took my gun, my horse and your shirt. Well, when do we get started... Bat, did you hear me? William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Yeah, I heard... and now I know which set of tracks to follow.
	Unknown Episode: Wyatt Earp: "Bandit wears Bat Masterson's $1300 shirt." You know what they're calling him now? "El Camiso" - The Shirt - 'cause he's wearin' your shirt. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, now it's time to go fishing. Wyatt Earp: Do you care to tell me about your big plan, Mr. Masterson, or don't you trust me? William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh, I trust you, Mr. Earp. I just don't want to hear you bellow. Now, let's see how good I am at guessing games.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I never disappoint a lady. I don't know about Wyatt, but I never do.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I told you I was going fishing. This way, I get my hook back.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: El Camiso... El Dirty Camiso.
	Unknown Episode: Narrator: El Paso, Texas, across the line from Juarez - one of the most famous and dangerous towns on the Mexican border. Murder, robbery, plunder - no place of business, no human life, was safe. The call went out for Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: All it took was confidence, Sam. As a great philosopher once said, "When courage feels it is right, there is no personal daring of which it is not capable." Sam Phelps: That's pretty good. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Yeah - especially when you back it with a shotgun.
	Unknown Episode: Narrator: Arizona Territory, 1884. On his way to Tombstone, Bat Masterson suffers a humiliating interruption. He did not like interruptions as he proved convincingly during this event in the life of the man who became a legend in his own time.
	Unknown Episode: Marie: Anyting else I can do? William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Yes, just stay alive and be a good witness. Other than that - change the subject.
	Unknown Episode: Marie: Have you killed a lot of women, Macy? I don't believe you could - you know that - at least not if they were thirsty. And there are bottles of the best champagne in Wyoming. Why don't we go out there and have one? macy: I'd kill anybody, any time, any place. Now you sit down and don't get up again.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well then, I'll meet you in Denver at the Brown Palace Hotel a week from today. I'll wait for you. Marie: So will I. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: And the password is... Marie: I'll remember that one. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: So will I. Marie: To Denver.
	Unknown Episode: Narrator: Blackwater, Wyoming in the 1880's - a Kingdom of Crime ruled by John Kelso, infamous, ruthless, merciless. After a secret meeting in the Pinkerton office, Sheriff McCauley has returned to Blackwater to await the arrival of uncover operative Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Thanks, Judd. Looks like you saved my life. Judd Elkins: You have nine lives, Bat. The main thing is we saved your claim. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, if my claim doesn't prove out, I can always open a gunshop.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: You're lucky you didn't have to use that hearse for transportation goin' back.
	Unknown Episode: Vernon Ellwood: The silver vein from the main strike goes right through your property. Ann Elkins: I'll never count a cent of it without thinking of you. William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Thank you, Ann. That should keep you thinking of me for quite a while.
	Unknown Episode: Narrator: The mining area around Monument City, Nevada, where thousands answered the siren call of "Silver strike!" The new diggings and reworked tunnels were offering fortunes by the spadesful if you were lucky, sometimes only a grave if you were not. Returning to the revitalized ghost town to roll the dice with Lady Luck was Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: When I draw, shoot me - and try to look your wife in the eye again.
	Unknown Episode: Sheriff Zeke Armitage: Thanks, Masterson William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Don't forget to thank your wife. She really stood by you. Sheriff Zeke Armitage: That... will take a lifetime. Cally Armitage: Mr. Masterson... William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Yep... a very nice life.
	Unknown Episode: William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Take care of that $1200, gentlemen. Look after it as a sort of trust. I intent to get it back... with interest.
	Unknown Episode: Narrator: Bat Masterson blazed his way into the history of the West. But it was a lonely road to Lordsburg, New Mexico to meet a young friend that led to one of the most gripping episodes in the life of Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
	Unknown Episode: Major Whitsett: The army has always been my first objective. Colonel Downey: Has it? The way you twist the truth should make you a very successful politician

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