1x12 Hair - Barney Miller Episode Guide

Barney Miller

- Episode 01x12

Episode: 01x12
Title: Hair
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 012
First Aired: Apr. 17, 1975

Season 1 » Episode #12 - Hair

Summary: Guardeno, a transfer from narcotics assigned to the 12th precinct, refuses to shave off his beard and cut his long locks, to fit in with the other men. Bernice wants to know why Fish is spending so much time at a massage parlor.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Floyd	played by Charles Fleischer
Detective Paul Gardeno	played by Michael Lembeck
Lyman Cooper	played by Henry Beckman
Bernice Fish	played by Florence Stanley

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 12: - Hair

Gardeno: I just wanna do my job. I don't wanna shave.
Barney Miller: What's the matter, you got a skin condition?
Gardeno: If necessary.
Barney Miller: And the earring?
Gardeno: I'm engaged.
Barney Miller: You go home, shave, put on a clean shirt, break your engagement, and report back to me.
Gardeno: What about my transfer?
Barney Miller: What the hell for? They'll just send you to somebody who's not nearly as sweet as I am.

Season 1 / Episode 12: - Hair

Gardeno: [after Barney asked him to shave off his large beard] Cute, ain't I? Clean cut. Charming. Now when I bust some punk in the street and I say, "Freeze! I'm a police officer", he's gonna look at me and laugh, and say "Ha ha ha, look at that kid". Then he'll pull out a piece and blow my keister off.
Barney Miller: Don't be ridiculous.
Gardeno: Freeze! I'm a police officer.
Yemana: Ha ha ha.

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