1x03 Snow Job - Barney Miller Episode Guide

Barney Miller

- Episode 01x03

Episode: 01x03
Title: Snow Job
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 003
First Aired: Feb. 06, 1975

Season 1 » Episode #03 - Snow Job

Summary: The weather may be freezing as the building loses its heater. But things soon warm up when a retailer asks the 12th precinct to keep watch over their payroll, since the armored car drivers are on strike, and Wojo is left responsible. Meanwhile, Chano arrests a severely depressed flasher who is intent on committing suicide.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Lyle W. Farber	played by Ron Feinberg
Bellevue Attendant #1	played by Reid Cruickshanks
Gross	played by Richard Stahl
Man from Seigals	played by Richard Stahl
Bellevue Attendant #2	played by Paul Lichtman
Pete	played by Ted Noose
Siegals Security	played by Ted Noose
Stick Up Man	played by Jeffrey Kramer

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Snow Job

Capt. Barney Miller: [to Chano] Taking a prisoner to the bathroom is a professional obligation, not a social function!
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: I didn't think he could hurt himself in the toilet.
Capt. Barney Miller: Look up your statistics! Toilets are very high up in the statistics!

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Snow Job

Det. Ron Harris: [talking on the phone] Hey, Engine Room? Hey, what's the matter with you guys? It's 26 degrees up here. Hey, I wasn't meant for this type of weather, baby.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Tell him my blood is turning to slush.
Det. Ron Harris: [on the phone] Hey, don't give me "energy crisis," man! How would you like it if we quit and left your loved ones unprotected?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Very well put.
Det. Ron Harris: [on the phone] Hey, baby, it is cold up here.

Det. Ron Harris: [on the first phone] Yeah, well, if we don't get some heat up here, we're gonna start breaking up the furniture and burning it.

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