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	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Lights! Camera! Moo!; Animal Farmers Otis the Cow: Hey, what did you use in that energy drink? Bessy the Cow: Milk. Peck the Rooster: Vitamins. Abby the Cow: Love. Otis the Cow: And...? Freddy the Ferret: And these pepper shakers. Otis the Cow: That's not pepper, that's dynamite!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Hypno-A-Go-Go; Fowl Play Otis the Cow: Ah, milk me!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Hypno-A-Go-Go; Fowl Play Otis the Cow: I don't buy it. There's no way Freddy ate Peck. Come on, let's go solve the case of the apparently eaten rooster. Pig the Pig: I don't know, Otis. That's really going to cut into my mud-wallowing time. Otis the Cow: I'll bring snacks. Pig the Pig: I'm in!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Hypno-A-Go-Go; Fowl Play Opening Announcer: In the barnyard justice system, there animals who make crimes and animals who prosecute them. Some of them have udders.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Hypno-A-Go-Go; Fowl Play Otis the Cow: [calling to Peck and Freddy] Guys, where are you? Pig is going to eat your breakfast! Pig the Pig: Um, yeah, see. Otis the Cow: Pig ate your breakfast!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Hypno-A-Go-Go; Fowl Play Freddy the Ferret: [about eating Peck] What? That's sick. I'm deeply offended! [coughs up one of Peck's feathers] Pip the Mouse: Oh my gosh! Abby the Cow: Freddy, how could you?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Hypno-A-Go-Go; Fowl Play Otis the Cow: I object! Freddy the Ferret: Me too! [eggs are thrown at him]
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Saving Mrs Beady; The Farmer Takes a Woman Pig the Pig: [the animals are all stuck in a shed] Yeah, not too crazy 'bout the new digs. Otis the Cow: I dunno. I kinda like it. It gives the chance to really know each other; like the various meats of a hoagie.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Pig the Pig: Psst, I'm not wearing any pants. Otis the Cow: What's that code for? Pig the Pig: That wasn't a code. I just felt like sharing.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Duke the Dog: I prechewed it so you wouldn't waste jaw energy. Otis the Cow: So the sandwich in my mouth was previously in your mouth? Duke the Dog: Nice taste, eh?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Peck the Rooster: Now, explosives can be highly unpredictable, Freddy. You want to help me do a test run? Freddy the Ferret: You had me at 'explosives.'
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Otis the Cow: [Hanging from a water tower] Okay, the ball's not in danger of dying over here. Focus. Duke the Dog: [Barks] Otis the Cow: Less barking, more saving.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Peck the Rooster: I keep forgetting if we're supposed to use one ounce of blast powder or one 78-pound barrel of blast powder. Freddy the Ferret: Well, you know what the old saying is, when in doubt... Peck the Rooster, Freddy the Ferret: ...go with the 78-pound barrel of blast powder.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Bessy the Cow: He's gone, but you can still smell the stupid.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Freddy the Ferret: Hey, anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time? Bessy the Cow: You're really 31 flavors of dumb, aren't you?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Otis the Cow: Pip and I have this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us. Bessy the Cow: Yeah, I'll do that right after never.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Otis the Cow: I am Cowman! Pip the Mouse: And I am Ratboy!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Pig the Pig: Hey? Who's there? Otis the Cow: Your worst nightmare. Pip the Mouse: And Ratboy!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Cowman and Ratboy; Cow’s Best Friend Duke the Dog: [after Otis knocks Duke out of the way of a falling amplifier] Otis, you saved my life! Pip the Mouse: Not to mention the rental fee on that amp.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Good the Bad and the Snotty; Escape From the Barnyard Bessy the Cow: Can't you see I got a chicken glued to my butt? Peck the Rooster: Actually I'm a rooster. [Bessy hits him with her tail]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Good the Bad and the Snotty; Escape From the Barnyard Duke the Dog: [whining and punching on a post] No, I don't wanna get eaten, I'm too young! Too young! Pip the Mouse: Dude, you're a dog, the farmer won't eat you. Duke the Dog: What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low fat chips and a cherry cola?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Good the Bad and the Snotty; Escape From the Barnyard Otis the Cow: [Whispering] Whatever you do, do not eat the... [everyone runs and eats Snotty Boy's mini pizzas] All right. I guess they're all right. Snotty Boy: I hope you like them. I made them with love... and flaming hot chili sauce! [all animals start flipping out] Pip the Mouse: [Completely calm] Man, you guys are lightweights.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Good the Bad and the Snotty; Escape From the Barnyard Bessy the Cow: You got rid of the only man standing between us and a sesame seed bun so we can celebrate the day you came into the Earth?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Good the Bad and the Snotty; Escape From the Barnyard Freddy the Ferret: He seems nice. Wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah. Dangerously insane!

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