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Dennis Patterson Quotes
|Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Lovers|
Barry Taylor: The votes as cast are as follows: The winner is... Yellow.
Dennis Patterson: Yellow!
Barry Taylor: By one point.
Dennis Patterson: Who voted yellow?
Wayne Norris: I don't like yellow.
Bomber Busbridge: My neither, it's not a man's colour.
Albert Moxey: It's a fiddle.
Bomber Busbridge: I demands a recount.
Barry Taylor: Figures don't lie y'now.
Wayne Norris: So who's first choice was it then eh?
Barry Taylor: Nobody's.
Bomber Busbridge: Well then how could it win?
Barry Taylor: Because no two people had the same first choice.
Dennis Patterson: So everybody's first choice only got two points.
Barry Taylor: That's right, and yellow got three second places.
Dennis Patterson: Well that's a smashing system that is, isn't it Barry eh? Everybody gets what nobody wants.
Barry Taylor: That's democracy Dennis.
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