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	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: [Jackanory theme tune plays on TV, programme starts with Gene Hunt reading the story] Alex And The 'Orrible Awful 'Eadache. You'd better be sitting comfortably or there'll be tears. Alex Drake loved brains. She loved the way they controlled your arms and legs. Made you hungry and thirsty. She loved that these balls of wrinkly sponge could be filled with all our dreams, hopes and fears. Alex Drake: [Walks over to the TV] This is fantastic. Bloody brilliant. Thank you, Guv. Another childhood memory ruined. Gene Hunt: [Looks off camera] Is there going to be some flaming action in this? [Continues the story] Ever since she was a kid Alex had wanted to study brains...
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Alex Drake: Willie Rushton. Kenneth Williams... I loved Kenneth Williams, could have been anyone. Gene Hunt: [Looks directly into the camera] Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: [Continues the story] When Alex grew up she became a policewoman... Alex Drake: Police Officer. Gene Hunt: ...or Plonk, as her friends cheerfully called her...
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: [Continues the story] And then one day, Alex met Pete. Alex and Pete fell in love, and they had a daughter, Molly... [Looks off camera] You know, I'm going to chuck if this lot carries on. [Continues the story] And Alex was, of course, a brilliant mum... Alex Drake: Was I, though? Gene Hunt: Until the 'eadache. The 'orrible awful 'eadache.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Doctor: [Picture of surgeon on TV] Alex, this is Samuel Gerard, I'm your surgeon. Alex Drake: Surgeon? That's good, that's very good. Doctor: We've managed to stop the bleeding in your brain, but there's an infection. A rather nasty infection. Now, I need you to listen, Alex, because I know your periphery senses are returning. We're administering these super-antibiotics. And they're very strong. Fifty ml is the limit, ok? So you've got to fight this infection. Show us how strong you are. Alex Drake: Then what? Doctor: It's kill or cure time, Alex. Fifty ml and it's over.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Martin Summers: I'm in the next room to you. We share nurses. I hear them talking. You've only said one word since you came to the hospital. Just the one. "Gene" Alex Drake: No great surprise, is it?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Alex Drake: Chris? Chris Skelton: I can't go back. Alex Drake: Yes, you can, walk in with me. Come on.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Alex Drake: [Walks in and sees her desk covered with rose petals] What's this? Shaz Granger: It was like that when we got in, Ma'am.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Chris Skelton: Maybe we should have some lunch today? Shaz Granger: Yeah, if I'm not too busy. Chris Skelton: Of course, yeah. Only if you're not too busy. Shaz Granger: Because I need to phone my mum, about the flowers. Chris Skelton: Flowers? [pauses] Is there much point now?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Shaz Granger: You okay? You look drawn. Alex Drake: Yeah, I've got a bit of a headache, Shaz. Shaz Granger: I'll get you something. Alex Drake: Thanks. 1981. I came back to 1981 for a specific reason, to see my parents, right? Shaz Granger: Okay. Alex Drake: And he came back to '82 because this year is important to him. Why?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: Right, shake a leg, you lot. It appears that every snout and grass in town has gone to ground. Something big is about to happen and I want my team ahead of the game.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: In my office, Lady Bols. [Shuts the door] This is DCI John Carnegie, Fenchurch West. DCI Carnegie: You all right? You look sick. Alex Drake: Yeah, I'm fine. Gene Hunt: She's just seen a man's tackle turned into a fish supper. Alex Drake: It's an infection. Gene Hunt: Small dose of the clap? Or the full round of applause? Alex Drake: Yeah, it's third stage VD, Guv. I'm an aggressively promiscuous nymphomaniac, you know that. DCI Carnegie: Good for you.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Alex Drake: I have to stop this infection. Time's running out for me, Guv. Gene Hunt: Yeah, and time's running out for moi. Alex Drake: That's French. Gene Hunt: Sorry. I'm under pressure.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: You talk to me, Alex. If I mean anything to you at all... Alex Drake: I'm from the future. I was shot. And I woke up here, with you. Just like Sam Tyler, only this is my reality. And I'm fighting not to die, because if I die I will never get home. And it's insane, but there it is. And I trust you, which is why I'm telling you the truth. Guv? Gene Hunt: I ask for the truth and you piss in my face?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 DS Ray Carling: Sulk over then? Chris Skelton: As long as this shit stops now. DS Ray Carling: Fair enough. Alex Drake: Chris made a real breakthrough today on Operation Rose. Quite frankly, he was brilliant.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: [Talking to Alex] First Sam Tyler, now you. Why do I always attract the liars and the weirdoes?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: I really thought you and me... I thought we were the ones, we had a connection. Alex Drake: We do. Gene Hunt: You can't tell me the truth. Alex Drake: I did. I know you can't possibly comprehend it, but I did. Gene Hunt: You know, it's just struck me how truly cold you are, Drake. You told me once, you had a daughter. But you don't phone her. You never talk about her. Never try and see her... Alex Drake: [Slaps his face, storms out the room] Gene Hunt: I'm doing this without you. And you dare to get in my way, I swear to God I will kill you!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: What are the bricks doing? Somebody talk to me, what are the bloody bricks doing? DS Ray Carling: Hang on, Guv, they're getting redirected. Bullion van's on its way. They're taking the van on the back streets. Drake was right. It's King Douglas Lane.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Martin Summers: I messed up. I'm sorry. Gene Hunt: Are you? Martin Summers: Yeah, I'm scared. Gene Hunt: Do you remember a young copper ready to put the world to rights? Spick and span, very proud. Do you remember? Martin Summers: Yes. Gene Hunt: Hold onto that thought, it's a good'un.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Series 2, Episode 8 Gene Hunt: [Carnegie pulls a gun, Gene knocks him down with the Quattro] Carnegie, you've just been Quattroed!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Molly Drake: Mum? Mum? Mummy? Mummy? Mum? The doctor got the bullet out. You're going to be okay. He said if you get plenty of rest, and if there are no complications, you're going to wake up. You're going to be fine. Mum? Mummy? Mum?... Chris Skelton: ...Ma'am? Do you want a biscuit, ma'am? Do you want a biscuit? Alex Drake: No, I, erm, must have dozed off. Gene Hunt: This is supposed to be a stakeout not a midnight feast at Malory Towers. DS Ray Carling: Pillow fights and gym knickers, eh? [All laugh] Gene Hunt: Shake a leg, boys. Informant has it something big is going off, and I'm not referring to Ray's unsavoury teenage fantasies. Chris Skelton: Here you are, guv, Shaz made it. Gene Hunt: Not enough sugar. Or milk. Or tea.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Alex Drake: I'm going to wake up. Gene Hunt: It's about bloody time. Alex Drake: Yep, if there are no complications. Gene Hunt: You're staying here. Alex Drake: No, I'm fine, I just dozed off. Gene Hunt: You don't look it, I'm not carrying a dead weight. You can man the radio. Or woman it. Whichever you prefer. Alex Drake: Fine. Absolutely fine. All I'm saying to you is that you're going to miss me more than you know. Gene Hunt: Well, I think we'll manage.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Gene Hunt: Daddy Bear in position. DS Ray Carling: Big Bear set. Chris Skelton: Baby Bear ready.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Alex Drake: [Sneaks up behind baddie and hits him with a piece of wood] Say hello to Mummy Bear!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 DS Ray Carling: [He uses a pneumatic/jackhammer drill to break away the concrete surrounding the dead body] Gene Hunt: Oi! Oi! What do you think you're doing? DS Ray Carling: Digging him out. Gene Hunt: We want a body on a mortuary slab not a plate of dog food, use a ruddy chisel. DS Ray Carling: Guv, that'll take ages. Gene Hunt: Well you better get started then. Chris Skelton: I haven't had my turn yet.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Alex Drake: The site manager's here, Michael Lafferty. Gene Hunt: What? Alex Drake: What? Gene Hunt: Either you've got a meaningful bowel movement on the way or you're about to say "it's probably nothing, but..." Alex Drake: Don't be ridiculous. Well... it probably is nothing, but doesn't it seem a bit of a coincidence to you that we get a tip off, drugs and a body?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Lafferty: Delays are very expensive. Gene Hunt: Well, forgive me if our little investigation costs Sir Henrington Arse-Twat a year's subscription to his private members' club.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Alex Drake: Come on! The bullet's out. It's bloody out! It's time to go home.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Young Summers: Look, I know I might be putting my job on the line, but word is you're straight, totally kosher. Gene Hunt: Well apart from not being Jewish and the fact that, in my case, Sgt Rock is 100% intact, [looks at Alex] in case you were wondering... Alex Drake: No. Gene Hunt: ...I'm as kosher as a rabbi at a matzo party, you can talk here.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Series 2, Episode 7 Alex Drake: Shaz, were there any calls? Shaz Granger: One or two, Ma'am. [Reads from her notebook] Several people were looking for Mr Hugh Jarse. And it turned out that Mike Rotch was quite popular too. Five or six had chronic asthma and one man had some very imaginative suggestions. You did want them word for word [shows Alex the notebook] Alex Drake: [reads notebook] Oh God, sorry Shaz. What are people like?

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