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	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Happy Anniversary Mom: [D.W. and Arthur are stuck in a closet and are waiting for the locksmith] He'll be here soon. D.W.: Which soon do you mean? The five minutes soon or the "soon you'll be grown up"?
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Happy Anniversary Buster Baxter: This here liquid will cure whatever ails ya! D.W.: Will it cure starvation? Buster Baxter: Sure, missy! With food.
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - The Boy with His Head in the Clouds / More! D.W.: As a law abiding citizen, and taxi payer, I demand a law that every kid has to get the same allowance.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Election / Francine Goes to War Oliver Frensky: What have I told you about making prank phone calls? Francine: Um...not to do it unless it was absolutely necessary?
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - What is that Thing? / Buster's Best Behavior Buster Baxter: [after failing to impress at school] To get kind of the attention Muffy does, I'd have to wear Girls' clothes! I don't want That much attention!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Arthur's Eyes / Francine's Bad Hair Day Francine: [Arthur has failed his eye test] Arthur's in trouble! Muffy: How do you get in trouble with the nurse?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Arthur's Eyes / Francine's Bad Hair Day Buster: [gettin his school picture taken] Remember me? I'm the one who burped. [camera takes his picture]
	Unknown Episode: Jane: Dora Winifred Read! Go upstairs to your room!
	Unknown Episode: Arthur: I got fired again. Boy, the catering business is tough when you only know how to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. D.W.: Hey, you got the easy job. You think it's easy being an accountant when you can't count past 10?
	Unknown Episode: Arthur: Are Mom and Dad feeling any better today? D.W.: [Mom and Dad coughing violently is heard] That answer your question? Oh, by the way, I sent Kate to the orphanage. Arthur: WHAT? D.W.: We just couldn't take care of her, Arthur. She deserves to be in a place that can change her diapers.
	Unknown Episode: Dad: Alright, EVERYBODY FREEZE! Dad: See you on Sunday. Arthur: Dad I can't go to Grandma Thora's house. D.W.: Grandma Thora is boring.
	Unknown Episode: Arthur: [sniffs] Uh oh. D.W.: That's your job. Arthur: Why is it my job? You've seen Mom change her just as many times as I have. D.W.: But you're older. Arthur: But you're closer to Kate's age. You probably remember how it's done. D.W.: Okay, we'll shoot for it.
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: Should we get Mom and Dad? Arthur: I don't know. If they don't get their sleep, they may not get better and... D.W.: I'll get the clothespins.
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: Walla Walla? What's Walla Walla? Where's Walla Walla? Walla Walla?
	Unknown Episode: Binky: I founded this club and now I'm de-founding it.
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: [singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Brussels sprout.
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: You Eggs Benedict Arnold!
	Unknown Episode: Dad: How did my new shoes get in the dishwasher? D.W.: Kate did it. I saw her. Dad: D.W., go to your room and think about what you just told me. I'll be up to discuss it with you. Nadine: He said "discuss". You know what that means. D.W.: Yeah, I'm in trouble. I wonder what he'll say when he finds that slice of baloney in the CD player. Nadine: I told you not to do that!
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: [Baby Kate is being changed] P.U! It smells like a zoo in here. [Opens the window] Jane: D.W., close that. The baby will catch a draft. D.W.: Ew! My doll smells like stinky diapers!
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: [a building is demolished] Kate did it. Jane: A demolition team did it, D.W.
	Unknown Episode: Arthur: We're terrible parents!
	Unknown Episode: Buster Baxter: [ties a shoe around Arthur's nose and mouth] This should protect you from those smelly diapers. Arthur: I can't smell anything. Buster Baxter: Great. Arthur: But I can't breathe!
	Unknown Episode: Arthur: D.W. how would you like to be my assistant? I'll give you 2 dollars. D.W.: Arthur, you know I'd do anything for you. For money.
	Unknown Episode: Dora Winifred: I'm worried about Dad. Arthur: Why? He's not sick. Dora Winifred: Yeah but he can't clean the whole house by himself. It takes Mom almost all day to clean the house and look: [the clock says 3:30 PM] It's already that time. What if Mom is sick for a couple of days? The house will just keep getting dirtier. Soon there'll be no clean dishes, the dust bunnies will be hopping around everywhere, we'll be living in a pig stew! Arthur: Pig STY, D.W.
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: [singing] Everybody thinks that my brother stinks like a piece of yellow cheese. But me, I say that he's okay as long as there's a breeze.
	Unknown Episode: Binky: [tauntingly] Hey, Arthur, nice pants! But where's the flood!
	Unknown Episode: Binky: [after Binky's parents call him pet names at school's open house] They're not my parents... they just look like them Buster Baxter: ohhh... so the Barnes are aliens too! That explains SO MUCH!
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: [seeing power go out all over the city] Daddy! The town is exploding and it's very pretty.
	Unknown Episode: Emil Nigel Ratburn III: [after discovering Arthur's Dad bakes great cakes] Arthur, I just stopped by to give you this spring's reading list. Oh, are you having cake?
	Unknown Episode: D.W.: It's hopeless. Were all gonna die in a heap! Dad: Thank you for that vote of confidence, D.W.

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