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	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Ron Howard: I don't see it as a series. Maybe a movie.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Lucille: [to the Hot Cops] Do you boys know how to shovel coal? Narrator: I don't even want to tell you what these guys thought that meant.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Tobias Fünke: I booked a wonderful spot for the party - the Queen Mary. Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea... Michael: [quickly interrupting] I like hot sailors. Tobias Fünke: Me too.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Lucille Bluth: Annyong? Annyong: Annyong. Buster: Annyong? Annyong: Annyong. But my real name is Hello. Buster: Hello? Annyong: Annyong.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Lucille: [flashback] Dinner's ready. We're having Lindsay chops. What? I just wanted to be ready in case some bully at school was as clever as I am. Narrator: No bully ever would be.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Narrator: Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend. He also mentioned that we all only had three more weeks on earth, and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Lucille: So this is why they dropped the charges, you gave me up George! Oscar: I'm not George, George invited me. Oh stupid Oscar, when are you going to learn that there's no such thing as free shrimp?
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Narrator: Buster faced his second biggest fear. Buster: I cant swim! I cant swim! Narrator: And then his first. Buster: [the seal that ate Buster's hand appears] Oh come on!
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Narrator: George Michael didn't just get to first base with Maeby, he dove in head first. Like Pete Rose.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Exit Strategy Adelaide: Oh Adelaide how could you do this again? Narrator: It wasnt' the first time. Adelaide: [flashback] Faker! [she slaps the coma victim] Adelaide: [flashback] Faker! [she slaps the coma victim] Adelaide: Oh Gary, if you love me, you'll take that first step. [he does, she slaps him and he falls to the floor] Faker! Narrator: She was wrong on that one. It really was love that made Gary take that first step.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Exit Strategy Adelaide: Oh Buster, you're such a (bleep) Michael: [Buster looks confused] That means she likes you.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Exit Strategy Saddam Hussein: I am not real Saddam. The real Saddam Hussein has a scar on his forehead. I am no scar. I am no scar. Dot com.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Exit Strategy Michael: And you finished off the whole bottle? Lindsay Funke: I had to, it's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened. Michael: I think that's another of mom's fibs, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children".
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Exit Strategy Tobias Fünke: And I am off to buy the perfect present for Maebe. Maybe she'd like a suit like this. Narrator: That is her suit. Tobias Fünke: They probably don't make it in a woman's. Narrator: They only make it in a woman's.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Michael: What the hell is that thing? George Sr.: An electromagnet. Think of it as a giant delete key.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Narrator: Yeah. While that's going on, let's see what's happening with the rest of the family. Narrator: Nothing there. Narrator: Or there. Narrator: Oh my! Let's go back to Michael.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Buster: [on the phone after Lucille threatens to cut his cord] They're trying to kill Baby Buster! Oh that's right, from the videos!
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Narrator: And Nellie had a list of wonts. Nellie Bluth: Please refrain from any (bleep) or (bleep) -ing or (bleep) -esting or (bleep) -eing or finger (bleep) or (bleep) or even (bleep) . And please use a (bleep) when you (bleep) me. And if any of this winds up on the internet, I will (bleep) you in the (bleep) . Tom: Our computers don't work on the internet.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Michael: What's all this? George Sr.: Computer stuff from the office. Michael: No, no, no, no, pop. You're not doing another one of those Black Fridays, are you? The mass firings? Narrator: Before firing his employees, George Sr. would be sure to clear the office of its valuables. Ted: So when do we get to see our fancy new offices? George Sr.: [closing the truck door] When you get your fancy new jobs. You're all fired. Narrator: The employees never saw it coming, although their first task was to unload their equipment from a truck. George Sr.: No, it's not black Friday although I did enjoy those.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Narrator: And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister. Lucille: Michael! What a surprise! Michael Bluth: Really? Were you expecting someone else? Maybe one of your... two daughters? Lucille: Oh Lindsay and Tobias never visit. [laughs] Oh we're so bad. Michael Bluth: I meant Lindsay and Nellie. Lucille: You call him that too? It's so great to be able to talk like this!
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Michael: You know, I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family. Tobias Fünke: Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. Michael: OK, that's the last one.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Narrator: George Michael was interested in the subject of marital love because earlier that day, he discovered that the recent mock wedding he had acted in with his cousin was in fact as real and binding as the rice pudding the disoriented patients had thrown at them.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Nellie Bluth: [Michael finishes a long-winded boring, story] Wow, what a great story. Narrator: It wasn't great. Nellie was just a good listener. All prostitutes are.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Family Ties Michael: [about Nellie] It's like we finish each other's... Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Sandwiches? Michael: Sentences. Why would I say... Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Sandwiches?
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Buster: [while Lindsay and Tobias are having a heated argument] WELL JUST FAKE IT! [he falls back asleep] COMA... Narrator: Believe it or not, that actually got through to them. Buster: Now please turn on the cartoon network and get the hell out of here!
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Mock Trial With J. Reinhold spawns imitators. Gob: All rise, Bud Cort is now in session! Bud Cort: Please be seated. Gob: [as Franklin] Hard to be seated when you got someone's hand up your ass! Bud Cort: Can we lose the puppet? Narrator: And Michael discovers that he wasn't N. Bluth after all. Michael: [looking at old family photos] I have an older sister? Narrator: So much for not abandoning family.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Narrator: And so like two people who no longer felt anything for each other, George Michael and Maeby decided to get married.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Michael: [reading his birth certificate] "Nichael Bluth"? Oh my god, am I "N. Bluth"? Is he setting me up? If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison! Narrator: Nichael was worried.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Michael Bluth: I am not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of... Gob: You were going to say "mockery", weren't you? Michael Bluth: I was in trouble like three words into that.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It George Bluth Sr.: [Michael gets the witness list for the deposition] Who's on the list? Any blabbers? Michael Bluth: Just one, but he wont be talking unless there's a hand inside of them. Tobias Fünke: Oh please, even then, I wouldn't say anything. Michael Bluth: [stunned] That's reassuring. I was talking about Franklin, actually.

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