Lucille Bluth

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Jessica Walter
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Lucille Bluth Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Development Arrested Lucille Bluth: Annyong? Annyong: Annyong. Buster: Annyong? Annyong: Annyong. But my real name is Hello. Buster: Hello? Annyong: Annyong.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Michael Bluth: And I am going to be pretending to be your lawyer during the mock trial, whether you like it or not. George Bluth Sr.: You're the lawyer! Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had. Lucille Bluth: Oh, it's so good to laugh again!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - S.O.B.s (Save Our Bluths) Narrator: GOB had never made eye contact with his customer, that is, until this happened. Lucille Bluth: I'll have the lobster tail. George "Gob" Bluth II: And then maybe you could save a little tail for me. [GOB realizes it's Lucille] Oh COME ON! Lucille Bluth: Ahhhhhhh!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - S.O.B.s (Save Our Bluths) Lucille Bluth: Hello? The caterers didn't show up. I used the club. They said we owe them too much money. I guess all those lunches... I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them. No one to serve it. We have to make a good impression or we're finished. Narrator: Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - For British Eyes Only Lucille Bluth: And guess what else is back? [Lucille winks] Michael Bluth: My breakfast? Lucille Bluth: My friskiness. Mama horny, Michael. Michael Bluth: No, it's my breakfast. I'm amazed Dad hasn't strangled himself with his belt yet. Lucille Bluth: Oh, we're into all kinds of freaky stuff. Michael Bluth: Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - The Immaculate Election Lucille Bluth: [after dropping some food] Where's my maid? ROBOT! Narrator: But the robot had other plans. Byron "Buster" Bluth: [Lucille walks into Buster's room to find him sleeping with the robot vacuum cleaner] What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'M A MONSTER!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - The Immaculate Election Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lucille finds a housekeeper she wont lose her son to. Lucille Bluth: Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way! Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom, he and Buster are both crying] You should always keep from crying...
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The One Where Michael Leaves (2) Lucille Bluth: Buster! Stop playing with Mother's rape horn Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace. Buster: Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Shock and Aww Lucille Bluth: Michael, the little Korean is here, and I don't know what to do with him. At least I think it's a him. You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you could even tell. Michael Bluth: Yeah. Mom, I just spoke to Social Services and, although they don't like to do this, if you can prove that it's a bad environment for a child - and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don't change a word - they will take him back.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Lucille Bluth: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Lindsay Funke: Mother, not all homosexuals are flamboyant... and... oh my god, I have the exact same blouse! Lucille Bluth: I like it better on him.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Lucille Bluth: We need Michael. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: [holding a glass] We need ice. Byron "Buster" Bluth: Michael. We need Michael.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Lindsay Funke: You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor. Lucille Bluth: And I'm putting Buster in charge. Michael Bluth: Buster? You mean, the one who thought the blue on the map was land?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Lucille Bluth: Look what they've done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! Michael Bluth: You can't just comb that out and reset it?
	Unknown Episode: Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling. Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again? Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a Graham Cracker out there. Michael: You baited the balcony? Lucille Bluth: Prove it.
	Unknown Episode: Lindsay Funke: That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair. I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room. Ma. You know I wanted that. Lucille Bluth: I know. But it's an elephant and I didn't want to invite the comparison.
	Unknown Episode: Lindsay Funke: Let's just go, I've suddenly lost my appetite. Lucille Bluth: Oh, who's gonna believe that?
	Unknown Episode: Lucille Bluth: Did that Mexican girlfriend of yours kick you out? Gob: She's not "that Mexican," Mom, she's "my Mexican." And she's Colombian or something.
	Unknown Episode: Lucille Bluth: I'm going to Annyong's soccer awards ceremony, and... Annyong: Annyong. Lucille Bluth: ...and I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. Gob: Yeah, I think that they're gonna know that Annyong's not... Annyong: Annyong. Gob: [screaming]... would somebody please tell this insufferable child to... GOD.
	Unknown Episode: Michael Bluth: Why are you squeezing me with your body? Lucille Bluth: It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.
	Unknown Episode: Lucille Bluth: I'll be in the hospital bar. Michael Bluth: Uhh, you know, there isn't a hospital bar, mother. Lucille Bluth: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
	Unknown Episode: Lindsay Funke: Barry, did you talk to a doctor? Barry Zuckerkorn: I did. I have poison oak. Do you believe it? How the hell did I get that? [Cut to a shot of a rest area] Lucille Bluth: She was talking about George. Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh, he's the same. Look, I guess we should decide on who's going to speak for the family. I would, but I have Laker tickets. [Cut to a shot of the rest area]
	Unknown Episode: Lucille Bluth: You'd think a man locked up in prison would able to abstain. Your father with his disgusting tweaking. I couldn't breast feed any of you kids because of that man. [Everyone cringes] Barry Zuckerkorn: They still look fabulous.
	Unknown Episode: Lucille Bluth: Supposedly, Luz had to take her daughter to the hospital. That's Lupe, her sister. Michael Bluth: I hope she's okay... Lucille Bluth: She's awful. Can barely wash a dish. Lucille Bluth: Uh oh. She better not walk through here after she's been in there. [to Lupe] Tell me you've got an exit strategy. Michael Bluth: [chiding her] Mother... Lucille Bluth: Oh, please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

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