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 | Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It George Bluth Sr.: [Michael gets the witness list for the deposition] Who's on the list? Any blabbers? Michael Bluth: Just one, but he wont be talking unless there's a hand inside of them. Tobias Fünke: Oh please, even then, I wouldn't say anything. Michael Bluth: [stunned] That's reassuring. I was talking about Franklin, actually. |
| Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Michael Bluth: Is the an "N. Bluth" in the family we don't know about? They say there's been money found in an account under that name. George Bluth Sr.: Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us, see if we're going to turn against each other. They make stuff up. She doesn't exist. Michael Bluth: Yet you refer to her as a she. George Bluth Sr.: He... she... what's the difference? Tobias Fünke: Oh here, here. In the dark, it all looks the same. |
| Season 3 / Episode 10: - Fakin' It Michael Bluth: And I am going to be pretending to be your lawyer during the mock trial, whether you like it or not. George Bluth Sr.: You're the lawyer! Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had. Lucille Bluth: Oh, it's so good to laugh again! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Making a Stand George Bluth Sr.: I certainly didn't teach Buster how to compete, and look at how he turned out! Byron "Buster" Bluth: I think Mother is raising me just fine. George Bluth Sr.: I used my contacts to get you a job and you quit! Narrator: The job was at an Iraqi-owned toy store who wanted to use Buster to deter shoplifters. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Ocean Walker Larry: Larry, go to a mirror! George Bluth Sr.: You're fired! Larry: I'm fired? What? And this is how you tell me? At a wedding? George Bluth Sr.: You should not have said that! Larry: You shouldn't have said anything! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 4: - Notapusy Narrator: There were actually two "Startled Straight" tents, but George Sr. had accidentally wandered into the church sponsored one, determined to steer homosexual men into a more heterosexual lifestyle. George Bluth Sr.: You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Gay Guy: Is he ugly? George Bluth Sr.: You can't see anything. It's pitch black. And it NEVER STOPS, guys! And everybody acts like it's no big deal. Gay Guy: Is there a cover charge? |
| Season 3 / Episode 4: - Notapusy Narrator: And George Sr. had managed to startle nobody but himself. George Bluth Sr.: There's nothing to do there all day but lift weights, fold laundry... and get thrown into a cage with a bunch of sweaty men. Oh god, I cant go back. Cant go back! Gay Guy: I'm glad he wont be there. He's ugly. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 13: - Motherboy XXX Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here? George Bluth Sr.: [he shoves Tobias against the wall with his hand covering Tobias's mouth] I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like? I live here and if you tell anybody, you are dead. Narrator: Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr. George Bluth Sr.: Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! |
| Season 2 / Episode 13: - Motherboy XXX Michael: I think it's getting too risky keeping you up here. George Bluth Sr.: You know what's risky? Lettin' your son go on that church thing. Michael: Her name's Ann, Dad, and he's not "going" on her, okay? Michael: They're just friends. George Bluth Sr.: Not for long. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 20: - Whistler's Mother George Bluth Sr.: Michael, do you have any idea what it's like to have a sibling who has no source of income except for you? Michael Bluth: Just one? No, I don't. It sounds wonderful, though. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 18: - Missing Kitty George Michael Bluth: [George Michael answers phone] Hello, Bluth Company. George Michael Bluth: Talk you off what, PopPop? George Bluth Sr.: Oh, George Michael! I thought you were - when's that voice gonna drop? Put Kitty on the phone. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 11: - Public Relations George Bluth Sr.: [via satellite from prison] Some of my students are arguing the significance of the shank bone on the Seder plate. But we do NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point! Michael: Thought provoking. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Public Relations George Bluth Sr.: [via satellite from prison, his teachings have started a riot] Hanukkah can be spelled so many ways, oh GOD! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Top Banana Michael Bluth: I burned it. Down to the ground. George Bluth Sr.: There was money in that banana stand. Michael Bluth: Well, it's all gone now. George Bluth Sr.: There was $250,000 lining the inside walls of the banana stand. Michael Bluth: What? George Bluth Sr.: Cash, Michael. What the hell did you think I meant when I said... George Bluth Sr.: [yells, pausing after each word] There is money in the banana stand! Prison guard: [George Sr. quickly takes his hands off Michael] No touching! George Bluth Sr.: No touching! Prison guard: No touching! |
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