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Jeff Foxworthy followed in his father's footsteps working for IBM in Georgia, but on a dare from friends ...

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

01x01 - Episode 101A Season 1 / Episode 1: - Episode 101A

Jeff Foxworthy: You're pacing the floor, on a 3rd grade question.
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Jeff Foxworthy: You look like someone just gave you a wedgie!
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Jeff Foxworthy: [about a 1st Grade spelling question] Remember, this is a question answered by 6 year olds; people who eat chocolate covered cereal.
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contestant's wife: I think he's really smart.
Jeff Foxworthy: Who, Eli Whitney or your husband?
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Jeff Foxworthy: Looks like somebody had the cereal with the sugar on it this morning.
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Jeff Foxworthy: You've been in 8 car accidents that you can *remember!* Who taught you to drive, Paris or Nicole?
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Jeff Foxworthy: [to the first graduating class of 5th graders] We're giving each of you a $25,000 savings bond, and don't try to spend it all tonight on candy and video games.
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Jeff Foxworthy: It's nice to know a superintendent gets an education from watching Rocky.
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Jeff Foxworthy: You better win some money, I'm going to be in trouble if you don't.
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Jeff Foxworthy: [to contestant] Your knees are shaking. [to 5th grader] Your hands are shaking? You're as bad as me, you're just messing with her!
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Jeff Foxworthy: How old do you have to be to join the army?
Gene Simmons: 18.
Jeff Foxworthy: How old do you have to be to drink?
Gene Simmons: 56 if you ask my kids.
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Jeff Foxworthy: You do know what a syllable is Larry?
Larry the Cable Guy: Of course I do... we used to play with 'em when we were kids.
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Jeff Foxworthy: Okay, it's a 50/50 question - what do we know about penguins.
Larry the Cable Guy: They're delicious!

   

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