Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Episode Quotes

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	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Tale of the Jagged Sign Tucker: Stig's not taking off the bag until you can accept him for who he is. Kiki: Yeah, a psycho. Betty Ann: [leans in toward Stig] You're not making points this way. Gary: Yeah, and you're not getting in the Midnight Society this way 'cause Kiki's up tonight, so take it off. Tucker: [Stig whispers something to him] Stig says go ahead. He can wait. Gary: Go on, Kik. Kiki: OK. I got my idea from a book on symbols. Tucker: [laughing] Like in a band? Short book. Kiki: No, Slick. Symbols. Like signs? Drawings? It showed how ancient Egyptians used symbols to communicate. Betty Ann: Yeah. They drew pictures instead of letters. Kiki: Exactly. So I was thinking about how much we use symbols, too. [draws a piece-sign in the sand with a stick] This is a symbol... [draws a star] And this... [a smiley-face] Even this. We all know what they mean. Unless you have a bag over your head.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Tale of the Jagged Sign Tucker: Stig says he can't breathe. WHAT?
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Tale of the Night Shift Amanda: [shocked to see the body in the morgue] It's Felix! Colin: Who? Amanda: Felix. He works on maintenance! Colin: Not anymore, he's like... really dead.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Tale of the Night Shift Amanda: [of the phone] It's dead. Colin: Just like Felix.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Tale of the Night Shift Amanda: [running into him after seeing Felix in the morgue] Jack! What happened to Felix? Jack Palmer: [approaching, causing them to back away] Felix? Felix is just fine. Colin: Depends on your definition of fine! Jack Palmer: Why don't we go see him? Colin: You go - tell him we say hi!
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Tale of a Door Unlocked Sardo: Well, I'm afraid that any liability resulting from magical doors is strictly the responsibility of the owner - that's you. That's in the, uh, fine print of any oral contract. Justin: But I saw a girl! Sardo: Consider yourself lucky. Now, good day!
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Tale of a Door Unlocked Sardo: I'm changing my name. It's finally driven me out of my mind.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Tale of a Door Unlocked Gary: Gaze into the crystal ball of the fortune-teller. They say it allows a glimpse into the future... I see that Kiki has an incredible voice. She will someday be a famous singer. Kiki: Cool. Gary: Betty Ann's compassion and intelligence will lead her into a career in medicine. Betty Ann: Really? Gary: Stig will be... a professional wrestler. Stig: Yes! Gary: Sam's love for adventure will make her a famous explorer - maybe searching the ocean-depths, where no one has gone before. Sam: I *like* this game. Gary: And, Tucker... he will clean elephant-cages at the zoo.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Tale of a Door Unlocked Justin: Wanna buy a little brother? Ben: No thanks. I already got a lizard.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Tale of a Door Unlocked Tucker: [Gary stands] Let's see if *I* can tell the future. I see... I see a guy standing up and saying, "I declare this meeting of the Midnight Society closed". Gary: [walking toward the fire with the water-bucket] I declare this, meeting... Tucker: "Give it to me, Tucker!" Gary: Give it to me, Tucker! Tucker: [laughs] Hey, this thing really works! Kiki: [takes it] Let me try. Yeah, you're right; I see. I see a little guy, and he's being pounded by a big guy with glasses.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Tale of Manaha Eddy: Don't worry, Jonah. The bogeyman won't eat you. You're too small.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The Tale of the Chameleons Evil Chameleon: Bit you once, bit you twice, a little water, and pay the price.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Tale of the Mystical Mirror Cindy: How can you be so vain and not have a mirror in your bathroom?
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Tale of Station 109.1 Chris Leary: [nervously approaches Roy who slaps a band on his wrist as he enters the doorway] What's this? Roy: "The candidate shall be released from all that binds him or her to the physical wordd"; that's what this bracelet does... Now, why don't you wait outside and stop through when your number's called? Chris Leary: Step through what? Look, I better go home. Roy: You *are* going home. You're going home to the next life. Chris Leary: "Next life"? But I'm not done with *this* life yet! Roy: Oh, really? Now where did you hear about us? Chris Leary: On the radio, in the hearse. Roy: [picks up a list] Hm. Ahhh, hearse, hearse, hearse, hearse, hearse... here, here! "Carpenter, Daniel James." Buried this afternoon. Uh - whoo! Missed that crossover point by a long shot. What's the matter, you stayed with the hearse too long, is that it?
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Tale of Station 109.1 Roy: Ever wonder where the term "Your number's up" came from? Well, now you know.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Tale of Station 109.1 Roy: Boy, if I had a dime for every time somebody tried to weasel out of death - it would actually do me no good at all, 'casue I'm dead. What do I need money for; I'm dead, what am I gonna do with it, buy gum? Chris Leary: But you're making a mistake! Roy: I - don't make mistakes... buddy-boy! When I was alive, I worked for the Department of Motor Vehicles!
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Tale of Station 109.1 Jamie Leary: That's my brother; he's not dead! Roy: Really? Chris Leary: Yes. Finally. Roy: Ahh, I don't think so.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - The Tale of Station 109.1 Stig: And if you don't let me in after that story, you haven't been listening to me.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - The Tale of Train Magic Tim Williamson: I was just talking to... [looks around but can't find Ray Lawson] Where'd he go? There was a conductor standing right here. Hank Williamson: I take it back; the cap's not too big. It's too tight. It's cuttin' off your brain.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - The Tale of Train Magic Frank: So Tim learned about two kinds of magic: train magic, and the kind of magic that happens between brothers Frank: ...and friends. [everyone else share glances]
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - The Tale of Train Magic Cap Anderson: Most people look at trains, they don't see nothing but big ol' machines. But trains got more than that. Trains gots a language. The sound of wheels on metal, the sharp whistle, the pure song of bells... that's a train speaking.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - The Tale of Train Magic Tim Williamson: Hank, I know you think I'm crazy, and maybe I am, but you've gotta help me! Hank Williamson: Forget it. You're *beyond* help, lamewad. [turns to go but Tim grabs his shirt] Tim Williamson: I MEAN IT! If we don't do something, Cap is gonna die. And who knows what'll happen to me? Hank Williamson: Would you listen to yourself? You're cracking up! You've got to get out of this basement! Dad is *gone*, Tim. This sisn't gonna bring him back!
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - The Tale of Train Magic Sam: He's not coming, did he call you? Betty Ann: No. Kiki: Last I heard he was. Betty Ann: Maybe he's grounded again. Tucker: Or maybe he chickened out on coming here alone. He *is* afraid of the dark. Sam: Well, he should've called. [shoulders her pack and prepares to go, then stops when a light beams on her face and a train's engine and whistle are heard] Frank: [walking up with a major flashlight and a tape-recorder] Relax. Not everybody *runs* on the same *schedule* as you. Sam: [going back to the others as he passes] Cute.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - The Tale of the Unfinished Painting Tucker: I still haven't come up with a story! I'm empty. Blank. Drained. Gary: "Hollow, shallow, brainless"? Tucker: This is serious!
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - The Tale of the Unfinished Painting Tucker: I just gotta look around for some inspiration. What made *you* think of *that* story? Gary: You. Tucker: Get out of here. Gary: I'm serious. I knew you having trouble being creative; I saw a story there. At least you're... good for something.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Tale of the Closet Keepers Frank, Gary: Nice outfit.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - The Tale of the Fire Ghost Roxy Preston: How do you know so much about ghosts? Jake Griffin: Takes one to know one.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - The Tale of the Fire Ghost Linda: Don't let them fill up on cake. I don't wanna have to deal with sugar-fiends when I get back. Dan Preston: Who? The kids... or the guys? Linda: Both! [the firefighters laugh]
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner Marsha Wood: John! I'm making pizza waffles, you want one?
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner Marsha Wood: [watching TV] Got a call from school today, Ethan. John Wood: They said you were reading comic books in class again. Ethan Wood: Mr. Wrightson hates me. Marsha Wood: He doesn't hate you, he just doesn't want to see you wasting your time on comic books. John Wood: This is the end, son. We get one more call like that and there'll be no more comic books for you until you're finished college. Ethan Wood: *What?* Marsha Wood: It's for you own good, honey; those silly comic-books are an addiction. [both parents laugh uproariously at something on-screen]