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	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Hoppy Bunny Panda Furry: [holding crotch] Where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? Frylock: We don't have a bathroom! Panda Furry: [runs into house] Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter! Never mind!
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Reedickyoulus Help Line Recording: If you experience symptoms such as gleaming feces, luminescent groin flesh, or ghosts are escaping out of your anus, please press 1.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Ezekial Master Shake: Look, yes, I have banged HUNDREDS of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But know this - I wrap my rascal, TWO TIMES, cuz I like it to be joyless and without sensation. It's a way of punishing supermodels.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Ezekial Jesus Ezekial Jesus: Daddy? Carl Brutananadilewski: Next door. Jackass. [slam]
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Ezekial Master Shake: Please do not undercut me in front of the child. I am thirty or forty years old, and I do not need this. Meatwad: [Frylock and Meatwad stare at Shake]... Well, which is it? Is you thirty or forty? Master Shake: I. Don't. Know. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? [whacks his tennis racket on the ground, as Frylock and Meatwad stare indifferently. Finally, Frylock intervenes and blows up the racket with his laser eyes. Shake shuffles away] Thaaaaank you. That's nice.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Bart Oates Carl: Hey, Fryman. I found this Post-It note on the curb for me. "Thanks for car. M.S." Frylock: Ah, man. Carl: Yeah. Frylock: Well, I'm sure Shake'll bring it back. Carl: Ya think? That'd be so thoughtful.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Moonajuana Ignignokt: We are thought of highly by those without jobs.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Moonajuana Ignignokt: And now, we burgle. [he and Err jump through the ATHF's front window] Ignignokt: Can you grab the other end of - [notices Frylock floating by the door, glaring at them]... Oh. Hey, man. Frylock: [calmly] Uh, you're going to have to pay for that. Ignignokt: It's cool! Err: Yeah, it's cool! Frylock: [pissed] No. It isn't. Ignignokt: Oh, it's not? Err: Well, we thought it was. Frylock: [angrily] No. You're going to pay for that window, or I'm callin' the cops. Ignignokt: Easy, brother. Don't harsh my buzz. Frylock: [dialing 9-1-1 as Err whispers 'no maaan, don't do thaaat'] Operator, can I get the police, please? Ignignokt: We'll leave you be, fair brother. [They hop back out via the now-broken window. Frylock hangs up] Err: [whispering] 'Kay, hand me that hose. [a green hose appears spewing moonajuana fumes. Giggles from Err and Ignignokt] Okay, start pushin' it. Frylock: [unceremoniously puts a kink in the hose] Err: [coughing, muttering] Gettin' some backdraft or somethin', man. Ignignokt: [hissing] The Red One SUCKS.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Moonajuana Movie Villain: This where I go to kill them gay prostitutes?
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Grim Reaper Gutters Tera Patrick: [with her mouth stuffed full of corn dog] I wanna party with you!
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Grim Reaper Gutters Carl Brutanananadilewski: [to Tera Patrick] You're the most beautiful woman in the world... [pause] You know, spread-eagle.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Grim Reaper Gutters Tera Patrick: [describing the tattoo on her uterus to Carl] It's a unicorn, making love to a Keebler elf.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Grim Reaper Gutters Meatwad: Hey, you guys remember when I got my first pubic hair? In that restaurant? Meatwad: Hey, ya'll, check it out! Look what came with my wings! Frylock: Ugh, don't touch that! Meatwad: And I've been collecting 'em ever since. Here, Frylock, I made you this shirt. 100% pubic. Frylock: Uh, thanks. Meatwad: I figured you to be a large, but I went extra large, 'cause I know it's gonna shrink in the wash. That's right. I want you to wash this with the rest of your clothes.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Global Grilling Meatwad: Hey, y'all might wanna turn that grill down, 'cause Mucus Man is meltin' here. Master Shake: He's not melting. He's "chillaxin'". If you can't speak the language, go back to Mexico. Where you were born, and are from.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Global Grilling Master Shake: Carl, what the hell are you doing on our property? Carl: I just came to see why my doorknob was covered in snot. And then I saw you. And I connected the two.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Global Grilling Master Shake: [crashes through the window, bright flaming red all over] DAMMIT, who took my sunblock? SPF 60, for FAIR SKIN? Frylock: There ain't enough SPF in the world to protect you from that... Meatwad: Well, we got all that cream cheese we won from the fair. Can you tan through that? Master Shake: [thinks] It's worth a shot... Meatwad: [solemnly] And it may be the only shot we have. Master Shake, Meatwad: [Shake and Meatwad, rubbing themselves all over with huge globs of cream cheese] Frylock: [long pause as he watches] Or... WE COULD SHUT THE F**KING GRILL OFF!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Global Grilling Master Shake: That's my Alton Brown sauce pot. I use it to make my balsamic reduction! Dammit!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Global Grilling Carl: ...Are those clouds on fire?...
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Party All The Time Master Shake: Gentlemen, we have a time machine. And this is the key to Frylock's health. We can break it apart, light it on fire, and smoke the cancer out! Meatwad: But don't smoking, like, cause cancer? Master Shake: That has never been proven.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Party All The Time Meatwad: So, what'd your doctor say? Frylock: He says I have cancer. Meatwad: Well, did you... did you tell him that you don't? Frylock: Meatwad, I'm afraid it doesn't work that way.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Carl: I don't know if I can sleep anymore. You ever been raped by a dog? Meatwad: [pause] Nuh uh. Carl: See, I think that's what hell is like. You know, constantly raped by dogs.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Carl: See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh, yeah, rape. It's so funny. Until you been raped.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Meatwad: Oh, is this your pool? Carl: Yeah, it is! Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Carl: No, you may not. Master Shake: How about me? Carl: No! Frylock: Well, do you mind if we make a dog in it? Carl: Yeah, I do mind. Very much, if that's cool. Frylock: C'mon Carl. You haven't been using it. Carl: That's not the point. Master Shake: He will very soon! Carl: Just because I ain't been usin' it, that doesn't mean like, "Here, turn it into a dog laboratory."
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Carl: I don't know if I believe in God, but... I think he must hate me.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Meatwad: There's a Handbanana! Good boy! Carl: Oh, he's not a boy anymore. He's a man. CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME!
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Handbanana: [menacing voice] Tonight... YOU.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Carl: You know, he's supposed to be spayed, and, uh... he ain't that. Go ahead, ask me how I know. Go ahead. Ask me.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Carl: What the hell? No, no, no, no, no... Bad boy, bad boy. You live over there. Go... go back to the freaks. Handbanana: Who you callin' boy? My name is Handbanana. Carl: Wha... You talkin' to me here or... Handbanana: No, not anymore. Handbanana: We're done talking. Carl: Hang on, let me bend over and pick this thing up. Carl: [Handbanana rapes Carl] Handbanana, no!
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Hand Banana Handbanana: Do ye think you can back that up? Carl: Listen to this guy. Carl: "Could back that up"... I got bruises to prove it! Handbanana: No, no, I mean, that ass... back it up. Yeahhhhh. Carl: Do you hear what he's saying here? Handbanana: Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again. Frylock: C'mon Carl, he's hasn't even been here one day! How could he possibly learn the English language? Handbanana: See? All I know is "ball", and "good"... Handbanana: ...AND "RAPE". Carl: Yeah, you know it well. I bend over for the remote, and BOOM! Carl: YOU'RE THERE!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Dickisode Master Shake: Ding dong, the dick is dead, Carl!

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