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	Season 4 / Episode 2: - End Credits - Slappy's Tree Dot: Phew! Am I glad that's over! Yakko: Oh! I have a headache this big, and it's got Warner Brothers written all over it!
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - End Credits - Slappy's Tree Yakko: Hey, you wanna go get a cappuccino? Dot: Sure. Wakko, you coming? Wakko: Nah, I got a date. Yakko: When do you not have a date? Wakko: [angrily] I got a date! So sue me! Dot: She will!
	Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Yakko Warner: Is that cute girl coming back? Baloney: Cute girl? Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about. Yakko Warner: There's a shocker.
	Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Announcer: "Baloney and Kids" is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programming.
	Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Boy: Boy, there's nothing better to do after school, than stay at school and play. Girl: I love school so much, I wish I could marry it.
	Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Baloney: [holding a paper plate, with a face drawn on it in front of his own face] Guess who. Wakko Warner: Is it... Abraham Lincoln? Baloney: [laughs] No. Dot Warner: Hmm... could it be Nancy Kerrigan? Baloney: [laughs] No. Yakko Warner: Is it a... big, fat polyester dinosaur, who's the color of an international house of pancakes, with a paper plate over his face? Baloney: No. It's me, Baloney! Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Yakko Warner: You're kidding!
	Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Baloney: You're silly. [laughs] Yakko Warner: Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle, black.
	Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Wakko Warner: Are we being punished? Yakko Warner, Dot Warner: Yes.
	Season 1 / Episode 59: - Mime Time #2 - Throwing an Imaginary Football Slappy Squirrel: ["The Who" is playing on Stage] Skippy, what's the name of the Band, playing on Stage? Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The name of the Band. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The Band, playing on Stage. Skippy Squirrel: WHO! Slappy Squirrel: THE BAND! Skippy Squirrel: No Aunt Slappy, "The Band" performs later, "WHO" is on Stage! Slappy Squirrel: You tell me. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The name of the Band. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The Band playing on Stage. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: THAT's WHAT I WANNA KNOW!
	Season 1 / Episode 59: - Mime Time #2 - Throwing an Imaginary Football Slappy Squirrel: [Skippy is playing a loud Hard-Rock Band on his Turn-Table] Knock it off with the Bing Crosbys, Stills, n Nash, will ya?
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Slappy Squirrel: [Daniel Boone is attempting to chop down Slappy's home] Hey! You break this tree, and you're gonna pay for it! Daniel Boone: Lookie here, you old squirrel, I'm Daniel Boone, the best frontiersman that's ever lived! Slappy Squirrel: Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel, and I'm so old my blood is solid.
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Cow Salesman: Okay, tell ya what, I'll give you a bean for that cow. Yakko Warner: A bean? A bean? You should be ashamed of yourself. Why, she's worth at least, uh... three beans. Cow Salesman: Deal.
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Magic Harp: Hello. Please save me! Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: Hello, harp! Yakko Warner: She's a dream. Wakko Warner: She's a princess. Dot Warner: She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back. Boys...
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Ralph the Guard: Pea, pie, poo, kerplot. I smells Yakko, Wakko and Dot! Yakko Warner: Don't you mean "Fee-fi-fo-fum"? Ralph the Guard: Yeah, but it don't rhymes with Dot.
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Yakko Warner: [rhyming à la Dr. Suess] I'm sure you'll love this, have a seat. Here's your meal, gold eggs and meat. Ralph the Guard: I does not like gold eggs and meat, It's you who I would like to eat.
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Yakko Warner: Eat them, eat them on a cloud. Ralph the Guard: Oh, all right, for crying out loud! [takes the plate and swallows the meal] Mmmmm! Gold eggs and meat I do not hate. Yakko Warner: But now those clouds won't hold your weight. Ralph the Guard: Gee, I never thought about that. [Ralph falls through the cloud, crashing into the ground bellow] Fee-fi-fo-fum, I fall down and hurt my bum.
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Skippy Squirrel: How come we're making so many candles, Aunt Slappy? Slappy Squirrel: Skippy, it's the 1700s. What'd you expect, rollerblading?
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Daniel Boone: Kentucky at last! I'm gonna build me a little log cabin right here. The a log cabin for my oxes. Then a summer cabin. The only thing I love more then buildin' cabins is choppin' down trees. [begins hacking some down] Birch is good for clothespins. This oak'll make a dandy shelf. Well, I'll be kissed by a wolverine, a bessemer elm! That's the best wood around for makin' a front door.
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [singing] Daniel Boone was a big dang bird. Yes, a really big bird. But he didn't know that his disguise was pretty absurd. Daniel Boone: QUIET! You dadgum idiots. This is a dang good disguise. Heh heh heh, that old squirrel will think I'm just a big woodpecker. I'll peck down this tree right in front of her. Slappy Squirrel: Ah, there's no rest for the elderly. Hey! Are you Daniel Boone? Daniel Boone: Shoot, no. I'm a big woodpecker. Slappy Squirrel: Get out of here with that woodpecker thing, there. You're Boone! Daniel Boone: No, I ain't. My daddy was a big woodpecker and his daddy before him. Can't you see I'm-a peckin' at your tree for bugs and such? Slappy Squirrel: I guess you really are a big woodpecker. Daniel Boone: Dang straight. Slappy Squirrel: Then here, I made you some woodpecker lunch. [reveals a plate full of rotting dead insects] Daniel Boone: That's... right neighborly of you, ma'am. Slappy Squirrel: Yeah, there's nothin' like dead bugs mixed with manure and served with a big piece of rotten bark, eh woody? [Daniel runs off gagging] Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [singing] Daniel Boone was a great big guy. Yes, a big sick guy. He lost his lunch all over the trees and sky. Slappy Squirrel: That's nice singin'. They remind me of "Up With People".
	Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [singing] Daniel Boone was a great big jerk. Yes, a stupid jerk. He had another dumb plan that more than likely wouldn't work. Daniel Boone: That ties it! You boys are fired! Come on down from there and get! Tom Dover: Hey, what's the big idea? You can't just fire us! Dick Dover: Yeah, who do you think you are? Hey, we got rights, you know! Wait a second! Larry Dover: We have a contract! Tom Dover: Our agent said two weeks work. Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover: [All arguing at once] Daniel Boone: I said get! I'm gonna blow this here tree and that old squirrel sky-high! And I don't need no dang smart-aleck chorus! If'n I can't have that tree, then nobody's gonna have it. [cackles] Now there's gonna be a big hole in the ground. I could make it into a root cellar or a... root cellar.
	Season 1 / Episode 45: - No Pain, No Painting Queen Elizabeth II: Put some elbow into it! We must have this room ready for the banquet tonight! Chop-chop! Prince Edward: Really Mummy, why do we have to redecorate the banquet room? Queen Elizabeth II: Because we used up the rest of the budget on the rest of the castle. Now back to work! Princess Anne: I'll never be queen! Prince Andrew: [holding his paintbrush backwards] My paintbrush doesn't work! Princess Sarah: Twit. Queen Mum: I don't want to do this poop anymore! I want some tea!
	Season 1 / Episode 45: - No Pain, No Painting Queen Elizabeth II: Now, we would like you to begin work immediately. Wakko Warner: ...Who's like us to begin? Queen Elizabeth II: We would. Us. Ourselves. Wakko Warner: [Jumping up on Queen Elizabeth and looks down her throat] How many people you got in there? Hello? HELLO? Queen Elizabeth II: Get away from us! Yakko Warner: She needs therapy. [Plants the queen on a therapy couch] Alright Sybil, whom I'm speaking to now? Queen Elizabeth II: We insist that you stop this! You people are crazy! Yakko Warner: Look who's talking.
	Season 1 / Episode 45: - No Pain, No Painting Queen Elizabeth II: Knock knock! Wakko Warner: Who's there? Queen Elizabeth II: The Queen! Wakko Warner: "The Queen" who? Queen Elizabeth II: The Queen of England! Wakko Warner: ...That's not a very funny knock-knock joke.
	Season 1 / Episode 40: - Pinky and The Brain Introduction #2 Randy Beaman's Pal: Ok, one time Randy Beaman knew this creepy guy, and Randy Beaman says to him, get lost! And so he did and then nobody ever found the guy. It's true! Ok bye.
	Season 1 / Episode 40: - Pinky and The Brain Introduction #2 Ned Flat: Why are you acting like this? Yakko: We're not acting. We really are like this.
	Season 1 / Episode 35: - The Big Candy Store Sudan Hinsane: Do you know who I am? Yakko: Why, did you forget?
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Piano Rag Satan: And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment! Yakko: Another Bob Hope special?
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Piano Rag Satan: You blundering dolts! Don't you realize you've entered the fiery realm of Hades? Wakko Warner: Hades? Wakko Warner: Boy, they were right! It didn't have a chance!
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Piano Rag Satan: Little fools! I am Beelzebub, Lucifer, the reaper of souls, the really angry one! I AM SATAN! MWAHAHAHAHAA! Dot Warner: That's nothing. I'm... Dot Warner: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bobesca the Third! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA! Dot Warner: Just a little thing I do.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Tower Escape by Flush Yakko: On second thought let's start the search tomorrow. I'm tired. Wakko: I'm hungry. Dot: I'm cute. Dot: Hey I can't help it if I'm cute.

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