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 | Season 4 / Episode 2: - End Credits - Slappy's Tree Dot: Phew! Am I glad that's over! Yakko: Oh! I have a headache this big, and it's got Warner Brothers written all over it! |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - End Credits - Slappy's Tree Yakko: Hey, you wanna go get a cappuccino? Dot: Sure. Wakko, you coming? Wakko: Nah, I got a date. Yakko: When do you *not* have a date? Wakko: [angrily] I got a date! So sue me! Dot: She will! |
| Season 3 / Episode 4: - Slappy & Skippy Introduction Yakko Warner: Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential cartoon trivia to the point that your socks can probably stand up by themselves? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Previously On Animaniacs Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [to the tune of "London Bridge Is Falling Down"] L.A. town is falling down/While the ground/Moves around/We won't let it get us down/We're Californians! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 62: - Tower Escape by Cannon The Judge: Good morning, witch! Witch Hazel: Uh, me? The Judge: No, you old wombat, the shopkeeper. Witch Hazel: [walks away whistling] Shopkeeper: But Judge, you know me! I'm no witch! The Judge: I know you're holding a broomstick! And only witches have broomsticks! Luke! Taylor! Arrest him! |
| Season 1 / Episode 62: - Tower Escape by Cannon Runt: Those were nice pilgrims we stayed with, definitely nice. Rita: Yeah, well we'd still be there if you hadn't chased away their turkeys. Runt: I forgot. Definitely forgot why I did that. |
| Season 1 / Episode 62: - Tower Escape by Cannon Horse: How's it goin', Wilbur? Runt: The name's Runt, definitely Runt. |
| Season 1 / Episode 62: - Tower Escape by Cannon Runt: Thanks, horse. Good horse. I've gotta save Rita! Horse: [calling after him] If anyone asks how you got free, tell them a cow did it! |
| Season 1 / Episode 62: - Tower Escape by Cannon Rita: [singing to a tune similar to "Beauty and the Beast"] So long, Salem, Mass./Time to say bye-bye./I almost got drowned/Chased right out of town/Boy, did my fur fly./Boston, here we come./Home of beans and tea./Maybe they need pets./Don't take any bets./Still there's you and me. Runt: That sure was pretty, Rita. I hope we don't get sued. [close circle] |
 | Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Yakko Warner: Is that cute girl coming back? Baloney: Cute girl? Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about. Yakko Warner: There's a shocker. |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Announcer: "Baloney and Kids" is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programming. |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Boy: Boy, there's nothing better to do after school, than stay at school and play. Girl: I love school so much, I wish I could marry it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Baloney: [holding a paper plate, with a face drawn on it in front of his own face] Guess who. Wakko Warner: Is it... Abraham Lincoln? Baloney: [laughs] No. Dot Warner: Hmm... could it be Nancy Kerrigan? Baloney: [laughs] No. Yakko Warner: Is it a... big, fat polyester dinosaur, who's the color of an international house of pancakes, with a paper plate over his face? Baloney: No. It's me, Baloney! Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Yakko Warner: You're kidding! |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Baloney: You're silly. [laughs] Yakko Warner: Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle, black. |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Wakko Warner: Are we being punished? Yakko Warner, Dot Warner: Yes. |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Announcer: Baloney and Kids is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programming. |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Announcer: She's Katie Kaboom! Katie Kaboom! Lives in a house with a garden in bloom. Her family knows that anytime soon their little lady Katie goes Kaboom! |
| Season 1 / Episode 61: - Mime Time #3 - Pulling an Imaginary Rope Yakko Warner: It was harsh but it had to be done. [Baloney starts laughing] Wakko Warner: IT'S UNSTOPPABLE! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 59: - Mime Time #2 - Throwing an Imaginary Football Slappy Squirrel: ["The Who" is playing on Stage] Skippy, what's the name of the Band, playing on Stage? Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The name of the Band. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The Band, playing on Stage. Skippy Squirrel: WHO! Slappy Squirrel: THE BAND! Skippy Squirrel: No Aunt Slappy, "The Band" performs later, "WHO" is on Stage! Slappy Squirrel: You tell me. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The name of the Band. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: The Band playing on Stage. Skippy Squirrel: Who. Slappy Squirrel: THAT's WHAT I WANNA KNOW! |
| Season 1 / Episode 59: - Mime Time #2 - Throwing an Imaginary Football Slappy Squirrel: [Skippy is playing a loud Hard-Rock Band on his Turn-Table] Knock it off with the Bing Crosbys, Stills, n Nash, will ya? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 57: - Mime Time #1 - Trapped in an Imaginary Box Runt: Rita, wake up! Rita: Are we in Chicago? Runt: No, this is Nebraska, definitely Nebraska. Or Kansas. Definitely Ohio. Rita: Ya blew it, Runt. |
| Season 1 / Episode 57: - Mime Time #1 - Trapped in an Imaginary Box Rita: I'm dizzy, in a tizzy./I am acrophobic./Muddled, befuddled./I think in going to be sick./In a spin so unlucky./I can't stand heights./Somebody look at me./I'm helpless as a kitten up a tree. |
| Season 1 / Episode 57: - Mime Time #1 - Trapped in an Imaginary Box Runt: Rita, you need help? Rita: No no, no, I'm happy as a pig come to supper. Runt: Okay Rita, have fun. I gotta get the fly! Rita: Wait! I... can't... get down... |
| Season 1 / Episode 57: - Mime Time #1 - Trapped in an Imaginary Box Rita: Just to be fair, I wanna ask ya: What's so great about Nebraska? Runt: It's... da... Runt: Corn! Definitely da corn! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Slappy Squirrel: [Daniel Boone is attempting to chop down Slappy's home] Hey! You break this tree, and you're gonna pay for it! Daniel Boone: Lookie here, you old squirrel, I'm Daniel Boone, the best frontiersman that's ever lived! Slappy Squirrel: Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel, and I'm so old my blood is solid. |
| Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Cow Salesman: Okay, tell ya what, I'll give you a bean for that cow. Yakko Warner: A bean? A bean? You should be ashamed of yourself. Why, she's worth at least, uh... three beans. Cow Salesman: Deal. |
| Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Magic Harp: Hello. Please save me! Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: Hello, harp! Yakko Warner: She's a dream. Wakko Warner: She's a princess. Dot Warner: She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back. Boys... |
| Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Ralph the Guard: Pea, pie, poo, kerplot. I smells Yakko, Wakko and Dot! Yakko Warner: Don't you mean "Fee-fi-fo-fum"? Ralph the Guard: Yeah, but it don't rhymes with Dot. |
| Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Yakko Warner: [rhyming à la Dr. Suess] I'm sure you'll love this, have a seat. Here's your meal, gold eggs and meat. Ralph the Guard: I does not like gold eggs and meat, It's you who I would like to eat. |
| Season 1 / Episode 51: - West Side Pigeons Yakko Warner: Eat them, eat them on a cloud. Ralph the Guard: Oh, all right, for crying out loud! [takes the plate and swallows the meal] Mmmmm! Gold eggs and meat I do not hate. Yakko Warner: But now those clouds won't hold your weight. Ralph the Guard: Gee, I never thought about that. [Ralph falls through the cloud, crashing into the ground bellow] Fee-fi-fo-fum, I fall down and hurt my bum. |
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