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Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Season 2 » Episode #13 - Saturday Early Evening Fever
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Episode Quotes
Jessica: [answering the phone] This is Jessica.
Phil: [impersonating Teak] Jessica, this is Teak. I just called to tell you I'm a total jerk and you should definitely go out with Phil, because he's your kind of man. And strong.
Teak: [Teak comes in on a third line] Phil, you bastard. Jessica, it's me, Teak.
Teak: No wait, it's Phil. And you're fat.
Teak: Did you hear that? Phil just called you fat.
Jessica: [impersonating Phil] Wait, I'm Phil.
Teak: What?
Phil: Huh?
Jessica: [impersonating Teak] Hello, this is Teak!
Phil: What?
Teak: Who is this?
Jessica: [impersonating Phil] Phil. I think someone else is on the line.
Phil: What?
Jessica: [impersonating Teak] What?
Teak: Are you Teak or Phil?
Jessica: [scary voice] I'm in the house!
Jessica: Dude, run! Hang up! Run!
Phil: [impersonating Teak] Jessica, this is Teak. I just called to tell you I'm a total jerk and you should definitely go out with Phil, because he's your kind of man. And strong.
Teak: [Teak comes in on a third line] Phil, you bastard. Jessica, it's me, Teak.
Teak: No wait, it's Phil. And you're fat.
Teak: Did you hear that? Phil just called you fat.
Jessica: [impersonating Phil] Wait, I'm Phil.
Teak: What?
Phil: Huh?
Jessica: [impersonating Teak] Hello, this is Teak!
Phil: What?
Teak: Who is this?
Jessica: [impersonating Phil] Phil. I think someone else is on the line.
Phil: What?
Jessica: [impersonating Teak] What?
Teak: Are you Teak or Phil?
Jessica: [scary voice] I'm in the house!
Jessica: Dude, run! Hang up! Run!
Wendy McKay: You know all those old bottles we got from Andy's grandmother?
Keith Richards: Who could forget old bottles?
Wendy McKay: Well, last night I had a horrible headache, and I decided to drink from one of 'em.
Keith Richards: Good thinking, honey.
Keith Richards: Who could forget old bottles?
Wendy McKay: Well, last night I had a horrible headache, and I decided to drink from one of 'em.
Keith Richards: Good thinking, honey.
Andy Richter: Hey you guys, you like dancing and hanging round with rockstars, right?
Keith Richards: Sure.
Wendy McKay: Yeah.
Byron Togler: Wow.
Andy Richter: Excelent. What are you doing tomorrow night between eight and eleven?
Keith Richards: Nothing.
Wendy McKay, Byron Togler: I'm free.
Andy Richter: You wanna help me move my grandma into her new assistant living facility? Afterwards we can go dancing and look for Rockstars. If there's time. There probably won't be.
[More Quotes]Keith Richards: Sure.
Wendy McKay: Yeah.
Byron Togler: Wow.
Andy Richter: Excelent. What are you doing tomorrow night between eight and eleven?
Keith Richards: Nothing.
Wendy McKay, Byron Togler: I'm free.
Andy Richter: You wanna help me move my grandma into her new assistant living facility? Afterwards we can go dancing and look for Rockstars. If there's time. There probably won't be.
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