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 | Season 17 / Episode 7: - Kathy Griffin Herself - Contestant: What's my strength? Herself - Contestant: You're a really good model. Herself - Contestant: That's my weakness. Herself - Contestant: You have no personality that translates to an upwardly audience. Herself - Contestant: Your streak is like you're memorable and your weakness could be you could be portrayed as a bitch and bitches never win. Herself - Contestant: In whose world? Herself - Contestant: Not everybody going to like you, Bianca. Herself - Contestant: You don't wanna be that girl. |
| Season 17 / Episode 7: - Kathy Griffin Herself - Guest Judge & Comedienne: [Critiques Kayla's photo] If you're supposed to be Snooki, be Snooki. Don't be Paris just out of prison. |
 | Season 17 / Episode 6: - Coco Rocha Herself - Judge: [On Alexandria's pose]... this looks like some reality show contestant that got to do a photo shoot with a supermodel. |
| Season 17 / Episode 6: - Coco Rocha Herself - Contestant: [On taking part in flag football] I've done sports all my life, so I'm like I have to win this one, especially because I'm a lesbian and we all have to win at sports. |
 | Season 17 / Episode 5: - LaToya Jackson Herself - Guest Judge & Recording Artist & Author: [Tyra pass on the decision to eliminate to LaToya] I have to tell you that my brother was about love, expression, about giving. What I saw about the photoshoot is that you girls all gave; you all gave your love, you all gave your expression, so because of that, I'm not sending anyone home Herself - Guest Judge & Recording Artist & Author: [Later, after Tyra handed out the photographs to the remaining girls] He [Michael] wouldn't want to you see you gals go home, he want to see you try harder. |
 | Season 17 / Episode 3: - Kristin Cavallari Himself - Judge & Fashion Photographer: [to Lisa, referring her photo shoot] Do you have your photograph taken with your legs together? |
| Season 17 / Episode 3: - Kristin Cavallari Herself - Judge: Allison is giving us a booty tooch, you know what a booty tooch is? Thats when you tooch your booty. |
| Season 17 / Episode 3: - Kristin Cavallari Herself - Contestant: If Bianca blows this thing for me and I get eliminated she better learn how to get on stilts because she is going to have to run and her stride will have to be real big because I'm coming after her! |
 | Season 17 / Episode 2: - Ashlee Simpson Herself - Contestant: You know how long does it takes to grow an inch? Himself - Creative Consultant: Okay, yeah, okay! It takes four months to grow hair for what? You look like a dowdy housewife. |
 | Season 17 / Episode 1: - Nicki Minaj Herself - Contestant: [On her elimination] I am completely shocked. I had no idea I was going home first. There's nothing that I could have done differently. People either remember you or they don't. Maybe I should have like peed in a diaper or something to have people remember me. I honestly thought I was 100% percent definitely going to go far in this, |
 | Season 12 / Episode 4: - New York's Finest Herself - Judge: [Commenting on Alison's photograph] The children are so adorable, they are so cute Himself - Judge and Fashion Photographer: You are adorable too, this is the first shot that I seen that actually looks like a fashion picture Herself - Judge: The only thing to me is that you look like one of the kids Herself - Judge: I was going to say that she look like the older sister because her mommy died on her trip over |
 | Season 12 / Episode 1: - What Happens in Vegas/Fun and Games Herself - Judge: Theres one thing that you say that is beautiful and its unfair that you never had one, what is that? Allison Harvard: Nose bleed [laughs] Herself - Judge: What does that mean Allison Harvard: I have a really big fascination with blood and so I think it looks very pretty and... Herself - Judge: I used to get them all the time as a child Allison Harvard: [Jokingly] Jealous |
 | Season 11 / Episode 3: - The Ladder of Model Success Elina Ivanova: I like bringing girls over to my side. It's my sport. |
| Season 11 / Episode 3: - The Ladder of Model Success Himself - Creative Consultant: [referring to Sheena's photo shoot where she hangs her arm and legs out without it holding to a ladder] Butt cheeks typically aren't the best thing to grab hold of the ladder. |
| Season 11 / Episode 3: - The Ladder of Model Success Himself - Creative Consultant: Sheena, thats a little hoochie. Sheena Satana: I was going for effortless. Himself - Creative Consultant: That doesn't look effortless. |
| Season 11 / Episode 3: - The Ladder of Model Success Sheena Satana: I know exactly where I want to place the accessories so they would be shown at just the right moments. It's all kind of like feng shui. [on her handbag between the crotch pose during the posing challenge] |
 | Season 11 / Episode 2: - Top Model Inauguration Himself - Judge and Creative Consultant: Hooch! Thats a code right. [later] Double hooch! Sheena Satana: Am I really that hoochie? I need a mirror. |
 | Season 11 / Episode 1: - The Notorious Fierce Fourteen Elina Ivanova: I love bringing girls over to my side. It's my sport. It really is. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 9: - For Those About to Walk, We Salute You Herself - Judge: Now its time to get on whatever plane [contestants scream in excitement] Herself - Judge: But guess what, you gals not top model yet, my judges are already stars and they travel first class private. See you later, have fun in your commercial flight. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 3: - Top Model Makeovers Stacy Ann Fequiere: Tyra, please don't shave my head! |
 | Season 9 / Episode 6: - The Girl Who Gets a Mango Ebony Morgan: [stating why is leaving] Modeling isn't for me [crying] Tyra Banks: You know, I think its not for you, I don't think it's modeling, I think it's people telling you what to do, I think it's people telling you that you are not perfect, I think that's what you can't handle and the most unattractive thing to me is a quitter and for that, you can go. |
 | Season 9 / Episode 4: - The Girl Who Goes Bald Herself - Judge - Fashion Icon: [Commenting on Victoria's photograph as a cactus] It's quite interesting that you were given cactus, which is quite prickly because... Victoria Marshman: Can we get one thing straight? I don't have a prickly disposition Herself - Judge - Fashion Icon: You don't? I actually think you are a little bit prickly. Himself - Judge - Fashion Photographer: It's not about being a quiet mouse, it's about taking on-board what people have to say and being charming about it. Herself - Judge: I think you confuse showing personality with showing a little abrasiveness. |
 | Season 9 / Episode 1: - The Girls Go Cruisin' Heather Kuzmich: Hey pretty ladies... and Tyra. J. Alexander: Okay, wait a minute girl, wait a minute. Jay Manuel: She said "hey pretty ladies". J. Alexander: [quoting] "Hey pretty ladies... and Tyra". Heather Kuzmich: [getting apologetic] Oh no, I wasn't pretty mean to be insulting. J. Alexander: I wonder which was is the pretty lady. Tyra Banks: [pointing to the judges] this one and this one. Heather Kuzmich: You're all pretty. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - The Girls Go Cruisin' Ebony Morgan: Let's play a game and see who has an eating disorder. Marvita Washington: Why would someone say something like that? Ebony Morgan: [tilts head] Because I wanted to. Marvita Washington: When was your last damn meal? 'Cause you look anorexic. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 1: - The Girl Who Won't Stop Talking (1) Natalie Gal: I really like Audrey Hepburn. I love her in Dinner at Tiffany's. Tyra Banks: Dinner at Tiffany's? I'm sorry. Lunch at, brunch at Tiffany's. I'm sorry, I'm sorry [laughing] Lunch at Tiffany's? Jay Manuel: Guess what honey? It was Breakfast at Tiffany's. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 1: - The Girl Who Learns How to Dance Dani from Spring, Texas: [audition tape] I am the most über-conservative Republican hardcore Baptist you can ever imagine in your whole life. I don't like gay people. I don't like Muslims. I don't like abortions. I don't like anything liberal. But, other than that, I really like to get along with people. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Girl Who Wants to Step on the Pretty Flower Kim Stolz: The person who would most likely get along with the Wild Boyz is disgusting, crazy: Lisa. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Girl Who Wants to Step on the Pretty Flower Lisa D'Amato: [to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] I'm wearing you guy's underwear! Steve-O: Why? Lisa D'Amato: Why not? |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Girl Who Wants to Step on the Pretty Flower Bre Scullark: [in confessional] No woman of class, especially a supermodel in the making, is going to do something as disgusting as pee on herself at her job. Lisa, she's a sick individual, and if she wins this competition I hope she uses that $100,000 and checks herself into a psych ward, ASAP. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Girl Who Wants to Step on the Pretty Flower Tyra Banks: [to Jayla and Nicole] Well Jayla and Nicole, please step forward. You two are exclusively, beautiful girls. You take beautiful pictures, but when you open your mouths, they [referring to the judges] say, that there is no way that they can represents a product. You both are the top of the pack, but now you both stand before me, as a bottom. With modeling, you guys must be on point, you guys must be fierce, you guys must be ready. But the judges were so disappointed in you that tonight both of you must pack your bags... [pauses] Because we're all going to London! |
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