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America's Funniest Home Videos Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Bob Saget: You may think this is funny but it *snot*.
	Unknown Episode: Bob Saget: [Repeated line] Keep those camera safely rolling.
	Unknown Episode: Tom Bergeron: Close the curtain, lock the door, the squeamish should look away. It's time for the Naughty File.
	Unknown Episode: Tom Bergeron: If you get it on tape, you could get it in cash.
	Unknown Episode: Daisy Fuentes: If you hear a crash, it could be cash.
	Unknown Episode: Tom Bergeron: [In the T'was the night before Christmas theme] T'was two nights before Christmas and all through the yard, Mother was hitting lightpoles and hitting them hard.