American Dragon: Jake Long - Episode Quotes

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	Season 2 / Episode 31: - Magic Enemy #1 Jake Long: Rose, you remembered! But how? Rose: You left this at my house. Let's just say it brought back some memories.
	Season 2 / Episode 31: - Magic Enemy #1 Jake's Father: I have another question. Just bugging me; when they turn into dragons, what happens to their clothes?
	Season 2 / Episode 31: - Magic Enemy #1 Dark Dragon: I tried to give you all the chance in joining me ruling the world, but the American Dragon has just sealed your destruction! Jake Long: If we had to choose between destruction and joining you, we'll take destruction every time. Dark Dragon: Then you shall have it. Starting with your own grandfather!
	Season 2 / Episode 31: - Magic Enemy #1 Jake's Father: Okay, one more question: Are unicorns real? FuDog: Sure. Jake's Father: Fairies? FuDog: You bet. Jake's Father: Gnomes, elves, mermaids? FuDog: Yes, yes and yes. Jake's Father: [hopefully] Santa Claus? FuDog: Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal will ya?
	Season 2 / Episode 30: - Bite Father, Bite Son Chang: Sun Park, I thought you were all about peace and love. Sun Park: And what I really love is to give you a piece of this!
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Nobody's Fu Jake Long: Aww [belches] Oh yeah! That was just waitin' to come out! Now where was I? Oh yeah! Man!
	Season 2 / Episode 28: - Nobody's Fu FuDog: [to Jake] I don't speak Nerd.
	Season 2 / Episode 27: - Year of The Jake Jake's Father: [after finding Jake unconscious in the hall] You, you hurt my Jake! Nobody does that! Vampire #1: You named your dragon self "Jake"? Vampire #2: [to Jonathan] Don't let him tease you. I named my fangs "Lefty" and "Bitey".
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Siren Says Spud: How does the monkey keep on finding new places to hide the cheese?
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Siren Says Jake Long: [mocking Rotwood] Ook! What a major oopsie I have committed!
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Young At Heart Huntsclan Device: [as 88 is stepping on it] Please stop hitting me. I thought I was your friend.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Young At Heart Jake Long: [about 88 and 89] They're like late arrivals to the candy store. Suckers gotta come sometime.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Young At Heart Huntsboy #88: Peek-a-boo, freak-a-boo!
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Young At Heart Huntsboy #89: Evil Tech rocks!
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Young At Heart Troll: We're supposed to fear you because you captured some half frog/half boy? Huntsboy #89: No. You're supposed to fear us because we captured a half frog/half boy... with THESE!
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Young At Heart Huntsboy #89: This one says it turns intestines outtestines!
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - A Ghost Story Spud: [wearing knight armor and riding Fu like a horse] Alas, ye scurvy dragon! That lass be the Dark Knight! Fu Dog: [turning to Vickie] Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty-pretty? Vickie: Maybe later.
	Unknown Episode: Jake Long: I WISH ROSE WAS NEVER TAKEN BY THE HUNTSCLAN!
	Unknown Episode: Huntsboy #88: Help! I can't see through my eye-holes! Mommy!
	Unknown Episode: Huntsboy #88: We are cool and super fly... Huntsboy #89: Dragon's got no alibi... Huntsboy #88, Huntsboy #89: That's right! They ugly! They U-G-L-Y...
	Unknown Episode: Huntsmaster: By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hereby wish for the destruction of all - Aaah! Rose: [zaps the Huntsman with her staff either knocking him out or killing him] The destruction of all Huntsclan!
	Unknown Episode: Rose: [about to be killed by the skulls power] Thank-you Jake! For everything! I'll never forget you! Jake Long: Rose, no! Rose: Jake, let go. I'll be okay. I promise. I'll be okay.
	Unknown Episode: Sun Park: You bet your auras you will! The votes are in and you two have been nominated for king and queen! Jake Long: Say what? Rose: Excuse me? Sun Park: The winners will be announced at the Homecoming ball this Friday. Isn't that groovy? Rose: Homecoming? Jake Long: King and Queen? Jake Long, Rose: Groovy!
	Unknown Episode: Huntsboy #89: You know, maybe being sucked into a vortex wouldn't have been so bad. Huntsboy #88: Man, I wonder if there are pretty girls and video games inside a vortex. Huntsboy #89: You had to bring up the by-laws, didn't you?
	Unknown Episode: Jake Long: [after destroying all of the Aztec skulls in a furious rage] Consider them destroyed!
	Unknown Episode: Jake Long: So, it's true? Rose: Jake, I'm sorry. Huntsmaster: [evil laugh] So, this is the American Dragon's true human form. Before I wish for your annihilation, any last words? Jake Long: Well, considering the circumstances, I have just two: Let's dance!
	Unknown Episode: Jake Long: So, how exactly do these skull-thingies work again? Jake's Grandfather: Whoever possesses all 13, is granted one irreversible wish. Fu Dog: And if the Huntsman gets his mitts on them, ten bucks says he ain't wishing for a collection of '70s A.M. gold.
	Unknown Episode: Huntsmaster: 88! 89! I have an assignment for you. It appears we have a traitor in our midst...
	Unknown Episode: Huntsmaster: Huntsgirl, hand me the skull and finish him. Rose: [hesitates] Huntsmaster: IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR PARENTS, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY! Rose: [Throws the Huntsman the skull and starts to fight Jake] Jake Long: [furious] Your parents! That's why you're doing this! Rose: All I wanted was a normal life, but the Huntsclan took that away from me, and now there is only one way for this to end Jake. Jake Long: [chains fly out of Rose's staff which bind and muzzle Jake, making him fall to the ground helpless] Rose: I'm sorry.
	Unknown Episode: Jake Long: [as the Huntsman is about to wish for the annihilation of all magical creatures] Please Rose, don't do this.