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4x19 Daddy Queerest
First Aired: May. 10, 2009 on FOX
Summary: Lois and Stan decide to swap spouses with their Terry and Greg as Terry's father arrives for a visit. He is a former football player who has no idea his son is gay. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender. |
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Episode Quotes
Stan Smith: You mind if I come over and throw the ol' pigskin around with your dad before you tell him you're a turd burglar?
Steve Smith: [drunk] What up, you ass face bitches? You stupid-ass honky fuckin' faggots?
Stan Smith: [drunk] Francine, you need to come home right now. Greg was mean to me!
Tank Bates: What're you talking about, queer? She's Terry's girlfriend.
Stan Smith: No, she's not. She's my wife! Greg is Terry's boyfriend!
Tank Bates: ...What?
Stan Smith: Terry and Greg are in love! Your son is gay!
Stan Smith: See? That's not how a straight guy faints. This is how a straight guy faints! [collapses forward and lands flat on his face]
Tank Bates: What're you talking about, queer? She's Terry's girlfriend.
Stan Smith: No, she's not. She's my wife! Greg is Terry's boyfriend!
Tank Bates: ...What?
Stan Smith: Terry and Greg are in love! Your son is gay!
Stan Smith: See? That's not how a straight guy faints. This is how a straight guy faints! [collapses forward and lands flat on his face]
Trivia
- At Bullock's party, Stan mistakes Nelson Mandela for Morgan Freeman. Freeman stars as Mandela in Invictus.
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