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Played by: Wendy Schaal

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Season 1 / Episode 23: - Tears of a Clooney Stanley Smith: Wait! I've gone along with you on this whole thing no questions asked, but now I've gotta know. What the hell Francine? What is this really about? I mean I hate Susan Serandon but you don't see me cutting off my hand. I just... cut my hair different for a while. Francine Smith: What is this about? Just look at that **** with cucumbers on his eyes. Not a care in the world. No making school lunches, no grocery shopping, no cleaning the house, no one depending on him all the time! Stanley Smith: Oh God! This isn't about some unfulfilled dream. You're having a midlife crisis and you're taking it out on a future senator from California! Francine Smith: [stunned] Midlife crisis... wait, future senator? [irate] Oh I will ******* chop his head in two! Stanley Smith: Francine, don't you see. Sure, Clooney has no cares, no-one that depends on him, but... he HAS no one that DEPENDS on him! But you; you have a family. A son, a daughter... Francine Smith: ...and a husband, who took a sabbatical from work, moved to Prague, and hired mercenaries to help his wife seduce another man! You probably would have let me sleep with him. Stanley Smith: Of course! I assumed you did! Francine Smith: I'm the luckiest girl in the world. Francine Smith: You know, I actually feel sorry for him. He'll never know this kind of happiness. Let's go home.

Season 1 / Episode 6: - Homeland Insecurity Linda: [holds up glass] To new friends. Francine Smith: You guys, I have a confession to make. This wasn't a theme party. I was just covering for Stan. Bob: Sweetheart, we know. We've encountered people like him before. Francine Smith: You have?! Bob: Oh, sure. But I gotta say, even though Stan's a suspicious, xenophobic vigilante, he's still a hundred times better than our last neighbors. Bob: They were black.

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