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![]() | Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Metamorphosis Raja: A 'Roman Helmet?' I am so glad to see that you are respecting Anita, Justin. Justin: It's not as bad as it sounds. Raja: Oh, so draping your genitals across somebody's forehead is not degrading? Dooley: Not when two people love each other! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Metamorphosis Franny: I just found a "cool tracker" in Madison who told me that all the cool kids are wearing this right now in Orange County. Justin: No, see mom, cool hip kids can wear that, but if I wear a shirt that says "computers rock" people will just think that I think computers rock. Justin: [Voice-over] I knew this could only end badly but Project Justin gave my mom such a sense of purpose. Justin: Fine, I'll wear it. Franny: Yes! Raja: Oh, they *do* rock. Justin: [voiceover] For some reason, Raja's endorsement *didn't* boost my confidence... |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Rocket Club Raja: Justin if you have not brushed your teeth yet, perhaps we can brush them together. Either way, I think you'll know we brush just the same. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Rocket Club Raja: So what do you usually do when you are feeling down? Justin: I don't know, uh - eat a brownie. Raja: Justin. [points to brownie pan] The pan is empty. Justin: [seeing that it is indeed] Uh, yeah. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Rocket Club Justin: [voiceover] Raja, meanwhile, had decided that if he actually *built* a model rocket, he wouldn't be lying. Salesman: Can I help you, son? Raja: Yes please. I need some flame-resistant wadding, reinforced cylindars, a really long fuse, detonation caps, and a radio-controlled timing device or simple alarm clock. Salesman: Can you, uh, wait right here? [Runs away in a panic] Raja: Certainly, sir. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Rocket Club Raja: Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women. Franny: *You* look at pornography? Raja: Oh yes! It is very exciting to me to see women being made to flaunt themselves. And sometimes, I imagine that it is I who am taking the pictures. That is, of course, after I've tricked them into believing that I am M Night Shyamalan. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Raja: Are you the Tolchucks? I am Raja, your exchange student! Franny: Um, Gar? Gary: Yeah, yeah, um, I'm sorry son, there might be some confusion. The boy we ordered was supposed to come in from London. Raja: That *is* me. I started in Pakistan and then I flew in from London. Gary: Oh. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Raja: What prayers do you recite when you are upset? Justin: I don't usually uh... I don't really pray that much. Usually I just, you know, like, eat a, eat a brownie or, uh, buy a CD. Raja: Justin, the pan is empty. |
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