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Mel Sharples

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 Vic Tayback

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Mel Sharples Quotes

07x09 - Alice Sees the Light Season 7 / Episode 9: - Alice Sees the Light

Mel Sharples: [as Vera discusses UFO lore] Where did you read that... in the "Dinghy Digest"?
03x06 - What Happened to the Class of '78? Season 3 / Episode 6: - What Happened to the Class of '78?

Mel Sharples: I like myself the way I am. Who needs self-improvement?
Alice Hyatt: Anyone who likes you the way you are.
03x05 - Block Those Kicks Season 3 / Episode 5: - Block Those Kicks

Florence Jean Castleberry: Well, alright, I'll go along, Mel. I'm willing to give up the thing that means most to me.
Mel Sharples: That's bad news for half of the guys in Phoenix.
Florence Jean Castleberry: I was talkin' about coffee!
03x03 - Citizen Mel Season 3 / Episode 3: - Citizen Mel

Mel Sharples: [in a high-pitched voice] Who is it?
Vera Louise Gorman: It's me, Vera.
Mel Sharples: How can I be sure?
Vera Louise Gorman: I don't know, but if it isn't me, there's nobody here.
03x01 - Take Him, He's Yours Season 3 / Episode 1: - Take Him, He's Yours

Mel Sharples: People drink because it makes 'em feel good.
Tommy Hyatt: Is that how you feel now?
Mel Sharples: I just had a little bit too much... good.
03x01 - Take Him, He's Yours Season 3 / Episode 1: - Take Him, He's Yours

Tommy Hyatt: And what am I gonna do about school?
Mel Sharples: Well, you miss a couple o' days. I missed plenty o' days and look at me.
Tommy Hyatt: Yeah!
01x07 - Sex Education Season 1 / Episode 7: - Sex Education

Mel Sharples: 500 million... 500 million. You girls have one little egg. One little egg! We have you beat 500 million to one!
01x07 - Sex Education Season 1 / Episode 7: - Sex Education

Mel Sharples: He knows all that technical stuff like ovary and urethra
Vera Louise Gorman: I know her. She's a singer!
Mel Sharples: Who?
Vera Louise Gorman: Urethra. I have all her albums.
01x03 - A Piece of the Rock Season 1 / Episode 3: - A Piece of the Rock

Mel Sharples: You mean he never had a policy?
Alice Hyatt: No, Don didn't believe in insurance.
Mel Sharples: How come?
Alice Hyatt: It didn't come in a six-pack.

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