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	Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Day the Amnesty Came Through Sheriff Lom Trevors: Well, here's to life! Jed 'Kid' Curry: I thought we were only supposed to get twenty years.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - What Happened at the XST? Hannibal Heyes: Kid, you ever notice anything strange about the snow in Wyoming? Jed 'Kid' Curry: Yeah, I have Heyes... Hannibal Heyes: You have what? Jed 'Kid' Curry: I've noticed something strange about the snow in Wyoming. It doesn't melt. It just blows around till it wears out.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Bushwack! Marty Alcott: Ordinarily, I wouldn't ask a question like this, but we're in business together. Like to tell me why bein' witnesses puts such a scare in ya? Well, I think I got it figured out. Either one of you Ben Thompson or Bill Longren? Hannibal Heyes, Wes Hardin? Kid Curry, Clay Allison? Hannibal Heyes: You keep guessin', Marty, and we'll keep smilin'.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The McCreedy Feud Jed 'Kid' Curry: Heyes, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we just almost get ourselves killed twice so we could get to Santa Marta? Hannibal Heyes: I gotta correct you, Kid, but you can't get killed twice. Once is the limit, even for us.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The McCreedy Feud Hannibal Heyes: Kid, I think I know what that missin' ingredient is. Jed 'Kid' Curry: Brains? Hannibal Heyes: Our gal Clementine. Hannibal Heyes: Come on, giddyap! Jed 'Kid' Curry: I still think the missing ingredient is brains!
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The McCreedy Feud Jed 'Kid' Curry: Heyes, you got a good head for figures. Hannibal Heyes: Uh-huh. Of all kinds. Jed 'Kid' Curry: How many times have I asked you what we're doing? Hannibal Heyes: Too many times. Jed 'Kid' Curry: Well, that's a shame, 'cause I'm about to ask you again. What are we doin' here? Hannibal Heyes: We got five hundred good reasons for bein' here here, Kid. You can count 'em yourself when we get finished. Jed 'Kid' Curry: Yeah, well, I never saw a coffin yet that had pockets in it.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Bad Night in Big Butte First Sheriff: Skeet Jenkins? Yeah, he lived here for a spell. Boot Coby: Just how long is a spell, Sheriff? First Sheriff: Well, his lasted about two months. Boot Coby: You mean he's gone. First Sheriff: Yup. Boot Coby: Any idea where he went? First Sheriff: Ah, down the road about a mile and a half. Boot Coby: What's down the road about a mile and a half? First Sheriff: The cemetery.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Bad Night in Big Butte Boot Coby: Jenkins is dead? First Sheriff: Well, he hasn't admitted it, but you can't believe a word them old outlaws say.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Bad Night in Big Butte Jed 'Kid' Curry: Nooo, that can't be George. Hannibal Heyes: Well, why not? Her father spent some hard years bein' in prison and all. Jed 'Kid' Curry: Yeah, but his name wasn't Jenkins. Hannibal Heyes: Could be an alias... I heard there are people that use 'em.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Bad Night in Big Butte Jed 'Kid' Curry: What we've got for you is a straight 100% proposition. Hannibal Heyes: That's right, George. We want to borrow $3000 from ya and give you half interest on the deal. Georgette Sinclair: What kind of deal are we talking about here? Hannibal Heyes: It'll be money in the bank. Georgette Sinclair: My money is in a bank - and I'm not telling you which one.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Bad Night in Big Butte Hannibal Heyes: We're going to have to renegotiate... maybe take half of what you get. Georgette Sinclair: Why, you're thieves! Hannibal Heyes: Please, George, not so loud. Somebody might take you seriously... and be right.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - What's in It for Mia? Jed 'Kid' Curry: We try to avoid violence at all times, not to mention anything illegal. Hannibal Heyes: Sometimes shady, perhaps, but never illegal.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Don't Get Mad, Get Even Jed 'Kid' Curry: Well, as Grandpa Curry used to say, "You show me a poor man and I'll show you a man ain't got any money."
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Which Way to the OK Corral? Jed 'Kid' Curry: We're going to Tombstone? Hannibal Heyes: We can be there tomorrow. Jed 'Kid' Curry: Heyes, you know who the law is down there? Hannibal Heyes: He doesn't know us! Jed 'Kid' Curry: But our descriptions are hanging on his office wall. You want a man like that wondering who we are? Hannibal Heyes: Kid, reputations are like shadows. They're usually a whole lot taller than the man they belong to. Why, five years from now, there won't be two people in the whole country who'll remember the marshal of Tombstone. What kind of name is that anyway? Earp. Dispatcher: You two made up your minds? We got a schedule to keep. Hannibal Heyes: Tombstone! Two. Dispatcher: One way? Jed 'Kid' Curry: It wouldn't surprise me.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Which Way to the OK Corral? Georgette Sinclair: There I was alone in Denver, not accomplishing a thing. So I decided to do something with my life. Hannibal Heyes: In Tombstone? Jed 'Kid' Curry: That's kind of a wide-open town, George. Georgette Sinclair: I'm going to work in the Birdcage Saloon! Jed 'Kid' Curry: George, you know how most saloon girls end up. Georgette Sinclair: Fellas, I'm not going to Tombstone to work as a saloon girl... I'm going to become a chanteuse. Jed 'Kid' Curry: A what? Hannibal Heyes: [laughs] I don't know, Kid, but it don't sound good.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Man Who Broke the Bank at Red Gap Winford Fletcher: Mr. Powers, I can certainly understand how you became president of a bank. Powers: I inherited it.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Man Who Broke the Bank at Red Gap Jed 'Kid' Curry: You know, Heyes, one basic business principle old Chester E. Powers never learned. Hannibal Heyes: Crime doesn't pay. Jed 'Kid' Curry: Nope. Never can involved in another man's game.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Man Who Broke the Bank at Red Gap Winford Fletcher: Dear Winford. You really ought to get a new safe. Even my friend what's-his-name could have opened up this one. J. Smith.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - 21 Days to Tenstrike Gantry: You two robbed banks? Why? Hannibal Heyes: That's where the money was kept.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - The Bounty Hunter Hannibal Heyes: Just tell me one thing. Why are you so all fired ornery? Joe Sims: Nothin' I can do about that. Some black folks, ya know, figure they owe white folks a lotta harm fo rall what they done. I don't feel that way. I don't feel I owe 'em any harm. I don't feel I owe 'em anything else, either. I guess that's why I don't know nothin' about gratitude. It been taken outta me a long time ago. Hannibal Heyes: That's sad, Joe. That's a sad way to be. Joe Sims: I guess...
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Dreadful Sorry, Clementine Hannibal Heyes: Clem, you're the one who used to tell us, "Crime doesn't pay!" Jed 'Kid' Curry: Yeah, Clem, what happened to you? Clementine Hale: I discovered greed.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Never Trust an Honest Man Logan: Didja have to finish the whole bottle? Preacher: Yep. That way, I can convince myself I don't know what I'm doing. Logan: You probably couldn't shoot and hit the ground. Preacher: Drunk or sober, Logan, I never miss. It's my lone remaining virtue, such as it is.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Fifth Victim Leslie O'Hara: [while riding in a stagecoach] Oh, we came to look at the wild West. Hannibal Heyes: I hate to disappoint you, but it's not like that any more. You couldn't be safer in your own backyard. Jed 'Kid' Curry: I wouldn't say that Joshua. One morning three weeks ago, we were on a stage that was held up. By a band of very desperate men. Margaret Chapman: You mean that could happen to us? Hannibal Heyes: It could happen to you but not to us. Not twice in three weeks.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Man Who Murdered Himself Julia Finney: Are you saying I was pretending to be sick? Hannibal Heyes: No, I'm saying the doctor said you were pretending to be sick.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Man Who Murdered Himself Hank: How's Kid Curry? Hannibal Heyes: Hank, I wish I knew.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - A Fistful of Diamonds August Binford: Who are you? Hannibal Heyes: Mr. Binford, don't you recognize your own descriptions? I'm Hannibal Heyes and he's Kid Curry. Jed 'Kid' Curry: And we don't rob banks any more. Hannibal Heyes: And when we were robbing banks, we didn't kill people. Now you've put us into terrible trouble, Mr. Binford. We were doing our best to get an amnesty and you tore it all apart. Jed 'Kid' Curry: And we wanted that amnesty real bad.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Return to Devil's Hole Hannibal Heyes: Don't worry, outlaws never shoot ladies. Clara Phillips: You mean they have a code of honor? Hannibal Heyes: No, they have a shortage of ladies.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Exit from Wickenburg Mike: What'll you have, gentlemen? Hannibal Heyes: Well, what have you got? Mike: Well, we got real good whiskey and the regular. Jed 'Kid' Curry: What's the difference? Jed 'Kid' Curry: The good whiskey comes in a clean glass.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Alias Smith and Jones Narrator: Nobody can really pinpoint just when that period called the West ended. Maybe it was when the last outlaws were captured or put out of business. If so, this story is about the end of the West. This was American's frontier at the turn of the century... indoor plumbing and telephones, automobiles and nickelodeons. The West was getting to be downright comfortable for everyone. Well, everyone but the outlaws.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Alias Smith and Jones Narrator: The days of the outlaw were numbered. But they hadn't given up yet.

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