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Episode: 01x05
Title: Mr. Dragon Goes To Washington
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 108
First Aired: Oct. 21, 1999

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Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

David Hasselhoff	played by David Hasselhoff
Bobby G.	played by Lee Arenberg
Connie Hunt	played by Amy Aquino
Marty	played by Jeff Yagher
Irwin	played by Steven Gilborn
Luis	played by Johnny Sanchez
Remi	played by Ren� Ashton
Senator	played by Steve Tom
Waitress	played by Leah Rowan

Season 1 / Episode 5: - Mr. Dragon Goes To Washington

Stuart Glazer: Hey Peter, what are we helping to cure?
Peter Dragon: Nothing, Stuart, these are rich white people, they are here for their own egos, they're hypocrites. Look on the necklace on Candy Spelling, you'd rip that off her neck, you could cure *death*.

Season 1 / Episode 5: - Mr. Dragon Goes To Washington

Senator Powell: Now you are perilously close to being cited for contempt, Mister Dragon!
Peter Dragon: I'm already in contempt! I'm in contempt of all you old whores and hypocrites! At least I'm giving the American people what they want!
Senator Powell: And just exactly what is it that you think they want?
Peter Dragon: I'll tell "yew" exactly what they want, Senator: they want chase scenes and car crashes! They want firm breasts and tight-assed Latino men! They want their cowboys to be strong and silent. They want their cops to bend the rules to get the job done. They want the boy to get the girl. They want the alien to be killed... unless he's cute. They want the good guy to win. They want the bad guy to die, hopefully in the biggest explosion the budget will allow. But most importantly, Senator, they want to walk into a theater and for ninety minutes be able to forget about the fucking mess you have left of this nation.

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