Stuart Glazer

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Jack Plotnick

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Season 1 / Episode 3: - Blood Money

Beverly Hills Savings Executive: This film is based around a madman with an arsenal of automatic weapons savagely slaughtering zoo animals.
Stuart Glazer: Yes, it's sort of a cross between Dr. Dolittle and Apocalypse Now.
Peter Dragon: Yeah, you get the kids *and* the parents.
Beverly Hills Savings Executive: I'll tell you what, Peter. I'll give you the 50 million. If you promise to put our credit in big bold letters over that final shot of the dying baby panda bubbling blood out of his sucking chest wound.

Season 1 / Episode 13: - Love Sucks

Peter Dragon: [Stuart is hiding from Peter in a bathroom stall] Stuart, get out of the stall, Stuart, I know you're in there!
Stuart Glazer: No... You'll hurt me.
Peter Dragon: Yes, I will hurt you. But you know what, If I hurt you, then at least one of us will feel better.
Stuart Glazer: She still has a very pretty face.
Peter Dragon: Oh she has a face? I didn't notice 'cause unfortunately it's on top of the body of Brian Dennehy!

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