Peter Dragon

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Jay Mohr
Jay Mohr, born in Verona, New Jersey, USA, wanted to be a comedian all of his life. He performed stand-up ...

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Season 1 / Episode 6: - Twelfth Step to Hell

Peter Dragon: [discussing the product placement of cigarettes in a film] You want me to sell cancer... to children?
Jim Maxwell: Yes.
Peter Dragon: For *under* three million dollars?

Season 1 / Episode 1: - Gross Player

Manny Sanchez: [Peter parks his car in the Employee of the Month parking space] Hi, I'm Manny Sanchez, from the commissary, and I'm the Employee of the Month.
Peter Dragon: Well that's fantastic, Manny. What is that, some kind of award for not peeing in the cob salads?
Manny Sanchez: I never pee in the cob salads.
Peter Dragon: Really? That's too bad, because if I was you, I would have peed in the cob salads. In fact, I would have peed in every fuckin' cob salad every fuckin' day so every one of those cocksuckers in that commissary would have had a taste of Peter fuckin' Dragon. But you know what, Manny? That's just me. Move.
Manny Sanchez: You're Peter Dragon?
Peter Dragon: Yeah, I'm Peter Dragon. That's right. And while you've admirably restrained yourself over the years from peeing in the cob salads, I've made ten motion pictures that have earned this studio a billion dollars. So I'm gonna continue to park wherever the fuck I want because, unfortunately for you, I am Employee of the fucking Century! Congratulations on your award, though. Your parents must be very proud.

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