Adam Rafkin

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Adam Rafkin Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Last Ride of the Elephant Princess Peter Dragon: Rafkin. You just killed a man. Adam Rafkin: I'm sorry. Peter Dragon: No. No. That's fantastic! You did it. You're a producer now. You did it!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Last Ride of the Elephant Princess Adam Rafkin: [intimidating a caterer] Don't answer me when I ask you something.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Dead Man Floating Adam Rafkin: [tasked to help Georgia with her book report] You know, when I was a little boy, I had to do my own reports. Georgia Dragon: So you should be really good at this!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Dragon's Blood Peter Dragon: Take it easy, you're pretty critical for a man who a guy that humps a sweat sock. Adam Rafkin: [awkward laugh] He's kidding. Peter Dragon: Not kidding.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Strong Sexual Content Adam Rafkin: I wanna have sex with every person here. Peter Dragon: Don't look at me! Adam Rafkin: The ugliest man in this place is twice as pretty as the prettiest girl I ever slept with!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Strong Sexual Content Peter Dragon: These girls want the same thing that you want. Adam Rafkin: No, Peter, I don't believe any of these women want my mother dead.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Strong Sexual Content Adam Rafkin: Why would Peter have a frog... in his ass? Julia: These guys become so jaded they have to resort to some pretty weird stuff to get themselves stimulated. Adam Rafkin: That's... ew... that's... grotesque, isn't it? Julia: Well, my philosophy is: if it feels good, do it.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Strong Sexual Content Adam Rafkin: Oh, you didn't, you didn't hear the thing about the frog? Stuart Glazer: [rips off his sunglasses] No, and I don't want to live another minute without hearing it. Adam Rafkin: Well, it seems as though our friend Peter was rushed into the emergency room with a frog in a little place called... his ass. Stuart Glazer: [laughs] Oh, who says, that can't be true. Adam Rafkin: They have the frog on the Internet in a jar of formaldehyde.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Blowhard Adam Rafkin: [Adam is in hospital suffering from exhaustion] Today is the first day I'm been able to drink out of a bendy straw, so... Peter Dragon: [feigning interest] Really? Hey, there you go you're on the road to wellsville. You ever see that movie, Road to Wellsville? Peter Dragon: No, who's in it? Adam Rafkin: Lara Flyn Boyle's breasts, hmm. Adam Rafkin: I'll rent it. Peter Dragon: You won't be disappointed.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Blood Money Wendy Ward: Adam, do you know what I used to do? Adam Rafkin: You were a prostitute. Wendy Ward: Adam, do you know what a two-fingered Mexican oil job is? Adam Rafkin: No. Wendy Ward: I do. Do you know what a double-knobbed rubber-bottom sex-basket is? Adam Rafkin: No. Wendy Ward: I own one, Adam. Adam, have you ever had a Dominican face-hat? Adam Rafkin: No. Wendy Ward: Of course you haven't. Cause I'm one of only six people in the world who knows how to do it, and Adam, when you get to page 80 I will do it to you.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Blood Money Peter Dragon: I was a writer myself, I wrote all my early movies. Adam Rafkin: Action comedies? Peter Dragon: Gay porno.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Blood Money Adam Rafkin: [Peter is strangling Adam] I'm sorry, I have a - I have writers block! Peter Dragon: Oh, you have block huh? [grabs something] How 'bout I unblock you with this people's choice award?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Re-enter the Dragon Stuart Glazer: What if we cut the scene where the street gang sets fire to the Beverly Hills Hotel, rapes the supermodel, and plucks out her left eye? Hm? Adam Rafkin: Oh, come on! Are you kidding me? That's the funniest scene in the picture! Peter Dragon: Thank you! Stuart Glazer: True, but it always bothered me, I mean, a supermodel running around the rest of the picture with an eye patch. Peter Dragon: I don't agree. Deformity's sexy. I picture Drew Barrymore with, like, an eye patch, a club foot, maybe a lisp. Well, she has a lisp, but quite frankly, the whole picture gives me an erection. Wendy Ward: Yeah, I knew a working girl with no legs, made twenty-five hundred a night just sitting there. Spinning.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Re-enter the Dragon Stuart Glazer: What about the zoo scene? Do we really need that? Adam Rafkin: Peter, no! The zoo scene is the centerpiece of the movie. Everything depends on the zoo scene. The gunfight at the zoo, the slaughter of the pandas. That's the contrapuntal expression of man's inhumanity to man. That's what makes this an allegory, yes, to the destructive nature of the Ubermensch. Peter Dragon: Ubermensch? Look, I like when the chick gets trampled by the zebra, it makes a great poster. The zoo scene stays.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Re-enter the Dragon Peter Dragon: I'm gonna work you like Kunta Kinte! Are you following me? Adam Rafkin: Uh... up to a point.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Re-enter the Dragon Peter Dragon: Hey Rafkin, check it out: it's Salma Hayek. Adam Rafkin: Where? Peter Dragon: There! She'd be perfect for the female lead in 'Gunclub'. Adam Rafkin: Oh, yes, perfectly perfect. She's - I thought about her all the time I was writing. I think about her a lot when I'm not writing [laughs awkwardly] .
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Gross Player Adam Rafkin: [At Bobby G's beach front Christmas party] Hi, it's me, Adam Rafkin. Merry Christmas. This is funny that we're running into each other like this. What did you think of my script. Did you...? Peter Dragon: Rafkin, I'm trying to celebrate the birth of Christ with my family, and... hundreds of beautiful, young, gay men. How dare you come here on the holiest of days and crap on our Christmas with talk of show business? Stuart Glazer: [Stuart walks up in a speedo] Peter. Peter Dragon: Stuart, what are you doing here? Stuart Glazer: I have a life.

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