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Effie Stephanidis Quotes
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Shakespeare Was A Greek Effie Stephanidis: Romeo, Romeo, has anybody seen my cousin Romeo? Is he here? Is he here? Did you seen him? Liz, Liz, Liz... Liz. Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Deny thy father and refuse thy name. Effie Stephanidis: Who is the Father and what is his name? Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Or if thou wilt not. Effie Stephanidis: Or if that will not. Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Be not swore my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet. Effie Stephanidis: Be not swore my love and then I'll no longer be a Capsicum. |
| Season 2 / Episode 10: - Shakespeare Was A Greek Effie Stephanidis: How about a bearded lady? I'll ask my grandmother. Jim Stephanidis: Get out, come on, get out of here! Bearded lady, ask my grandmother. Bearded lady, circus. Hey Effie! |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Effie Stephanidis: Has anyone seen my cousin Jim? Jim, is he here? |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Memo Hatzidimitropoulos: The lucky girl who marries will have my love, will have my heart. Effie Stephanidis: Will have to suicide. |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Effie Stephanidis: All right, we'll do it. Sophie and me will get a job or my name isn't... Sophie: Effie Stephanidis. Effie Stephanidis: Ezactly! |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Effie Stephanidis: You drive them to the employment office, what are you stupid? |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Hello. Effie Stephanidis: Good thanks. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Take a seat. Effie Stephanidis: Allow me to induce myself. My name is Effie Stephanidis. |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Effie Stephanidis: [to Ricky] Oh Rick, how excitement, I could kiss you all over. |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Effie Stephanidis: [to Ricky] Rick, is my cousin Jim here? Is he here? Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Excuse me. What are you doing here? You're supposed to be working. Effie Stephanidis: Tell him Soph, I'm too ashamed. Sophie: Oh, Rick, how embarrassing. Effie Stephanidis: Pronunciation Soph. Didn't Liz learn you nothing. How embarrassment. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Well? Effie Stephanidis: Well. I don't know what to say. I don't know where to say, I don't how to say it. Sophie: We got the sack Rick. Effie Stephanidis: Thank you Sophie. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Girls, you've only been working there for two hours. Effie Stephanidis: Hey, don't blame us, blame Arthur. Sophie: Arthur's MacArthur's Junior Manager. Effie Stephanidis: He's not a Junior Manager, the guy's a dictator. First he tells us off for wearing heaps and heaps of make ups, all right? Then he tells us off for fixing our hairs int the reflection of the thick shake machine. And then if that wasn't enough, he got so upset when a customer comes up to me and asks me for some chips, and I said "would you like fries with that?" Sophie: So we got the sack. We'd better tell Jim. Effie Stephanidis: Why should I? You're right, we better tell Jim. Where is he? Is he here? |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Jobs For The Girls Effie Stephanidis: Jim, cousin, slave... suffer. Jim Stephanidis: Hey Effie, come here, will you? Eff, Effie, I'm gonna tell your mother mate. You're in big trouble Effie, all right? Did you hear that Memo, a slave. What's that, Memo? |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Ring Of Confidence Effie Stephanidis: [to Memo] Is here here? My super cousin Jim is he here? |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Ring Of Confidence Effie Stephanidis: Ohh, Ricky. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Effie, you look very uh... Effie Stephanidis: Do you think so? Aren't weddings so romantic? Don't they bring out, I don't know, the romantic side to you. Don't they make you feel like proposing to the most beautifulist girl you've ever seen in your whole entire life. Hint, hint. |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Ring Of Confidence Effie Stephanidis: Oh yeah Rick, I caught the bridal bouquet you know what that means? Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Yeah, right now there's three other bridesmaids in hospital! Effie Stephanidis: Yeah so what? They were asking for it! |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Ring Of Confidence Memo Hatzidimitropoulos: Look Ricky, Elizabeth jumped to this concussion all by herself. If she thinks Jimako propose marriage, she's a bigger stupid than him! Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: If I remember correctly you jumped to the same concussion when you saw Jim's ring. Doesn't that make you an even bigger stupid. Memo Hatzidimitropoulos: I'm not stupid, I'm Greek. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Yeah, well listen. Effie Stephanidis: Boys, boys. I hate to stop this intellectually stimulating conversation, but I just need a few details. Now Jim gave Liz my grandmother's ring? Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Yep. Memo Hatzidimitropoulos: That's all right. Effie Stephanidis: And Liz thinks it was a marriage proposal? Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: That's all right. Memo Hatzidimitropoulos: Yep. Effie Stephanidis: Classic. |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Ring Of Confidence Effie Stephanidis: Think about it. Life with Liz. Vegetarian food, no T.V., just books with no pictures in them. Jim Stephanidis: Yeah, you're right, Effie, you know. And knowing her, she's probably the type who likes to talk afterwards. Effie Stephanidis: Ezactly! Jim Stephanidis: Eff, you're right, mate, I've pushed her too far, you know. I've used too much of my deadly charm. Oh mate, Effie you've got to help me, all right. Effie Stephanidis: Why should I? |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Ring Of Confidence Memo Hatzidimitropoulos: Don't they make a nice couple. Effie Stephanidis: Yeah, of idiots. |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: Ey, have you seen my cousin Jim, is he here? My gorgeous hunk of a cousin Jim, is he here? Hi Ricardo. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Hi Effie. Effie Stephanidis: Ricky my sweet, you're not the jealous type, are you? Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Not that you'd know. Why? Effie Stephanidis: Because I don't want you getting jealous at other men staring at my voluptuous gifts. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Effie, what are you talking about? Effie Stephanidis: About my new career after I win the beauty contest. Let's face it Rick, who else is Jim going to make Ms. Acropolis. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Ms. Acropolis! |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: My fantastic cousin Jim... Jim Stephanidis: Oh no, what do you want? Effie Stephanidis: I want to be in the beauty contest. Jim Stephanidis: You? Effie Stephanidis: Why not? Jim Stephanidis: Because stupid, it's a beauty contest, not a horror movie! |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: Hello Liz. Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Hello Effie. Effie Stephanidis: Good thanks. So is that it is it? Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: What? Effie Stephanidis: That dress. There's no way you're gonna win. Liz, no offence but I've seen nuns dress sexier than that. |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: [to Liz] Liz, please, have some respect. Do we ever interrupt you? |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Memo Hatzidimitropoulos: [about Liz] She's always interrupting. Effie Stephanidis: Ezactly. |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: Oh, classic, Effie. |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: Good one, Effie. |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: Beauty, it's a curse and I've got it. |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: What an emotional moment. First of all I'd like to thank my fellow contestants, but unfortunately there can only be one winner. So girls, suffer. Second of all, I'd like to thank my cousin Jim who's given me the opportunity to meet Craig McLachlan, who by the way I can't see. Hey, is he here? Is Craig here? Did anyone see Craig? Craig there? Did anyone see Craig? |
| Season 2 / Episode 6: - Ms Acropolis Effie Stephanidis: How embarrassment! |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Double Or Nothing Effie Stephanidis: Has anyone seen my cousin Jim? Hey, did you seen him? Jim. Jim. Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Oh Effie, are you okay? Effie Stephanidis: Oh please Liz, not so loud, I got a terrible coat hanger. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Fancy dress night at Vibrations. And was it last night? Effie Stephanidis: Go as your favorite actor Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: But, but who are you? Effie Stephanidis: Betty from 'The Flintstones'. |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Double Or Nothing Jim Stephanidis: Get lost! Effie Stephanidis: Why should I? |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Double Or Nothing Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: You know I'm sick of this whole idea that there are some men in this world who have this magical ability to seduce women. As if women are these mindless creatures who are so easily seduced. I mean it just doesn't happen that way. Effie? Effie Stephanidis: Sorry, Liz? I must have fallen asleep halfway through that lecture. What did you say? Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: That no man has any magical pull over women. Effie Stephanidis: Ezactly! |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - Double Or Nothing Effie Stephanidis: Oh Ricky, how did you know I love lace. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Oh, it's Jim's idea of a joke. Effie Stephanidis: I think it makes you look desirable. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Oh, gee, thanks. Effie Stephanidis: Hey if you ever wanna try the real thing my lips are sealed. Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: That's a mighty tempting offer, Eff. Effie Stephanidis: Trying the real thing? Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: Sealing your lips. Effie Stephanidis: Oh... Oh... Classic, Ricky! [to Liz] Alright, I openly show my emotional, so what? I read in this highly respected medical journal that it's important for one to activate ones hormones. |
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