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	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Code Name: Stranded Tommy: Hey, are you sure this is the place Chico told us about? Marcos: Ah, but who cares? To boldly go where no man has gone before! Tommy: Yeah, well, that's an understatement. This place isn't even on the map, man. It's probably totally uninhabited. Cat: Yeah, and I bet there's a reason for that. Marcos: Yeah, nobody's ever been there. Cat: Yeah, I bet there's a good reason!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Code Name: Stranded Tommy: Yeah, let's look on it as an adventure. Cat: An adventure is trying to catch a cab in New York City on New Year's Eve, not trying to figure out how not to starve to death on Gilligan's Island!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Code Name: Stranded Cat: This must be fifteen years old. Krissie Valentine: Hey, I do computers, not antiques. Marcos: Let me try. I took one of these apart when I was five. Krissie Valentine: Taking it apart is one thing, but can you put it back together?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Code Name: Stranded Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Mike, you are disgusting. Mike Savage: No, I'm not. I'm from Brooklyn.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Code Name: Ghosts Ashley Hunter-Coddington: The funny thing about your past is that no matter how hard you try to escape it, no matter how far you run, it always manages to catch up to you. Cat and I were just about to learn that lesson the hard way.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Code Name: Ghosts Mike Savage: Wow! It looks like it followed you halfway across the world. Arthur Small: Well, that's the mail service for you. Very, very slow but incredibly persistent. Mike Savage: Kind of like you.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Code Name: Ghosts Mike Savage: What is it, bad news? Come on, you can tell me. Private matters are my speciality.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Code Name: Ghosts Sergeant Saunders: I suppose now would not be the time to tell you, "You'll never get away with this." Roger Darwell: Thank you for your analysis, Sergeant, but you're dead wrong.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Code Name: Frameup Mr. Smith: I'm sorry, Ashley, but you know the rules: if any of the H.E.A.T. team get in trouble... Ashley Hunter-Coddington: I know, I know. In the eyes of C-5 and the government, we don't exist. Well, forget the rules! This is Mike we're talking about.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Code Name: Frameup Mr. Smith: Don't you think I'd like to send in the marines, rescue Mike, kick some butt? Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Well, why don't you then? Mr. Smith: Because, like you, I have orders to follow.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Code Name: Frameup Mike Savage: Well, it's fine time you showed up. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: You know, I could always kill you and blame it on Pepino.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Code Name: Frameup Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Do you know how many applications he'd have to pour through? Mike Savage: That would not be a problem. Who'd want to work with you? Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Well, thank you very much. I can think of lots of people. Mike Savage: Name one. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Mike Savage. Mike Savage: You got me there, didn't you.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Code Name: The Stalking Horse Tommy: What are you doin'? Cat: Sightseeing. You know, everyone starts to look the same hen they're in a bathing suit. Tommy: Yeah, with a few major exceptions.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Code Name: The Stalking Horse Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Does he have any idea who the hit man could be? Krissie Valentine: Only that he's ex-KGB. Brett is on the way to the airport with photographs of possible candidates. He thought you might recognize some of them. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: It's always nice seeing old friends, isn't it, Mike? Mike Savage: Definitely.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Code Name: The Stalking Horse Mike Savage: Maybe I'm just paranoid. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: It is one of your more endearing qualities.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Code Name: The Stalking Horse Ashley Hunter-Coddington: All's well that ends well. Mike Savage: So we'll have a glass of champagne? Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Lush. Mike Savage: Kool-Aid? Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Yeah, that sounds okay.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Code Name: Easy Riders Mike Savage: I don't understand. Why don't they wait until the babies are born before they kidnap them? Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Babies already born are more easily traced: birthmarks are recorded, footprints and photographs are taken. Kidnapping the mother and forcing labor makes it much harder to find the child later. Officially, the child doesn't even exist. Mike Savage: And I suppose there's a lot of money in this, too? Ashley Hunter-Coddington: A fortune. A couple can wait years to adopt through legal channels. When people are desperate, they'll pay anything.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Code Name: Perfect Specimen Mr. Smith: C-5 is sending you on a re-con mission. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Where to? Mr. Smith: An island off the coast of Venezuela called "Isla Anguila" Mike Savage: Sounds romantic. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: It means "Eel Island." Mike Savage: Still sounds romantic.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Code Name: Perfect Specimen Mr. Smith: Dr. Raul Kaufman has taken up residence there. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: He's the one who sold biological weapons to both sides during the Iran/Iraq war. Mike Savage: Sounds like a neutral guy.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Code Name: Perfect Specimen Mike Savage: The last time I was in a casino I lost my shirt. Ashley Hunter-Coddington: But it wasn't gambling. Wasn't there a pretty croupier involved?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Code Name: Perfect Specimen Mike Savage: You've been playing God. From what I've seen, you're under-qualified.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Code Name: Body Double Marcos: Krissie and I, well, we just found each other. Brett: Marcos... Marcos: And if you're gonna ask me "how," don't ask me because I don't know how, but maybe if you stopped looking so hard, you'll find what you're looking for.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Code Name: Arabesque Krissie Valentine: I may be naive, but I don't understand how someone could possibly miss being a burglar. Cat: Cat burglar. Because, I used to run the whole job - case the mark, make the hit and fence the mechandise. Krissie Valentine: One stop shopping.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Code Name: Arabesque Mike Savage: Let me tell you something about cocky. When I used to fight, I had to go in the ring every time knowing I was going to win that fight - knowing there was no way I could lose the fight. I'll tell you right now, half the fight is attitude and Cat has the right attitude.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Code Name: Arabesque Mike Savage: Okay, Catherine's a translator, so if they test you with languages can you handle it? Cat: Are you kidding? I dated Pierre for a year, Luigi for two years and spent the worst four weeks of my life with Boris the Russian from hell. Krissie Valentine: Well, it's certainly cheaper than Berlitz. Cat: And a whole lot more effective.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Code Name: Arabesque Diana O'Brian: They say curiosity killed the Cat.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Code Name: Arabesque Diana O'Brian: I had these dreams that I'd become someone important, someone special. That's all I ever wanted. Cat: Well, maybe we all should be a little more careful about what we wish for.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Code Name: Archangel Ashley Hunter-Coddington: If I wanted a fish, I'll order one for dinner. Mike Savage: Fishing is not about food. It's about peace, quiet, nature...
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Code Name: Archangel Arthur Small: Men like Steinholtz take men who are hungry and aimless and desperate and he gives them something to hate. Never underestimate the power of organized hate.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Code Name: Archangel Cat: Your job must be so exciting! Frederica Fluke: Actually, my job is to keep things not exciting.

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