1x04 Code Name: Strange Bedfellow

Marcos: What are you readin'?
Krissie Valentine: It's none of your business.
Marcos: Touchy, touchy.
Marcos: Yeah. Hard cover - bad sign.
Tommy: Yeah. She took off the dust jacket - that's another bad sign.
Marcos: Mm-hmm. Too small for a technical book.
Tommy: Way too thin for a novel.
Marcos: Very suspicious. Pornography?

Mr. Smith: We've traced the source to Polerdo, an island off the coast of Costa Rica. It's a small island, not much more than a fishing village, and a resort hotel used exclusively by honeymooners - Hotel Eros.
Mike Savage: So do we go in with a fashion show?
Mr. Smith: You go in with each other.
Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Honeymooners?
Mr. Smith: Do you have a problem with that?
Mike Savage: Oh, nothing that a good divorce lawyer can't take care of.
Mr. Smith: Perfect. You sound married already.

Mike Savage: You know something, Ashley, since every one in the world wasn't raised to your concept of good manners, maybe you can try to undestand theirs.
Ashley Hunter-Coddington: What exactly is that supposed to mean?
Mike Savage: It means that everyone wasn't raised in a twenty room mansion with hot and cold running servants.