90210 Quotes

90210

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	Season 1 / Episode 8: - There's No Place Like Homecoming Ozzie: My friend bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't get you to dance with me. I'll split it with you. Naomi Clark: I'll give you a hundred to go away now.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Naomi Clark: [to Adrianna] So how is Mommy Dearest? Adrianna Duncan: You know, desperate to be Dina Lohan and making me suffer for every moment that she's not.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Kimberly MacIntyre: I'm Kim, I'm from Las Vegas. I wear size 8 shoes, I have three piercings, but I won't say where, and I like tacos. Ryan Matthews: Great, I also like tacos. Welcome to the school. Kimberly MacIntyre: Any piercings? Ryan Matthews: [to the class] Moving on.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Annie Wilson: [to Kimberly] Hey, can I just say that I was the new girl up until right now, so I totally know how you feel. Kimberly MacIntyre: Well, I guess you weren't very good at it 'cause now I got the job. Ryan Matthews: That's cute.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Ryan Matthews: [to Kimberly] You wanna tell us a little something about yourself, Kimberly? Kimberly MacIntyre: Well, why don't you just take whatever the old new girl said about herself and just make it better. Ryan Matthews: Well, that's tough because the old new girl is from Kansas and it just doesn't get any better than that. Annie Wilson: There's no place like home.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Miss Wells: Annie and Ethan, you are married. Annie works, Ethan is a stay-at-home dad. Ethan Ward: Do I like, have a hobby? Miss Wells: Your hobby is your child.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Dixon Wilson: [to Silver] You are a very strange girl. Erin Silver: Yeah? Well, I'm a strange girl who's gonna have the most rockingest half-birthday ever. Come on, "Psycho" at a cemetery? Awesomely perfect.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Debbie Wilson: [to Harry] Your mother flashed the gardener again. Tabitha Wilson: I never flashed Mauricio. I like to swim naked. I like how it feels when the water glides off my ass. Why should I give that up? Harry Wilson: Mom, Mauricio comes once a week. Do you have to swim naked at that exact moment? Tabitha Wilson: Harry, don't be such a prude. I'm letting my freak fly and there's nothing you can do about it.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Dixon Wilson: Grandma, you don't see me. You just forgot to take your blue pill. Tabitha Wilson: Did all the blood rush away from the part of your brain that allows you to tell time? Dixon Wilson: I was just... Tabitha Wilson: Sneaking in. Were you with a girl? I want all the deets. Don't worry, I won't tell your mom and dad. Dixon Wilson: Thank you so much, Grandma. Tabitha Wilson: I meant I won't tell them if you were with a girl. They know you're not here. Your mother is halfway to calling the police.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Kimberly MacIntyre: [to Ryan] I hear this is where the party's at. Ryan Matthews: That's right, so can sit down and pour yourself a tall glass of "shut up" and "don't speak" for the next hour. Kimberly MacIntyre: Does that come in diet? 'Cause I'm kind of watching my figure. Ryan Matthews: And that ends the conversation portion of this detention.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Adrianna Duncan: Give me a break, Naomi. Naomi Clark: No! No, I won't give you a break. Okay? I'm your friend and I may come off as annoying or whatever you think I am, but I care about you, and I'm worried about you.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Ryan Matthews: [to Kimberly] Listen, I don't want to assume anything here, but I've been through this with students before, so if you're having any kind of feelings. I'm your teacher, you're my student, and I'm a lot older than you. I mean, I'm not a lot... Kimberly MacIntyre: Dude, chill. I just didn't want you to catch her stupidity. I heard it's contagious and I hope you didn't think I had a crush on you, because... gross.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Naomi Clark: Mom, what are you doing? Tracy Clark: I'm doing what I should've done a long time ago. I'm acting like your mother instead of your sister or your friend. Naomi Clark: Are you kidding me? Dad, she's tearing my room apart! Charles Clark: If I wasn't bailing you out, I'd be doing it right along with her.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Kimberly MacIntyre: [to Ryan] Do you have a girlfriend? Ryan Matthews: [laughs] That's none of your business. Kimberly MacIntyre: Are you gay? You seem gay. Ryan Matthews: Yeah, about as gay as your dad. Kimberly MacIntyre: My dad's dead. Ryan Matthews: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay. Kimberly MacIntyre: Touché.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Hollywood Forever Erin Silver: [to Annie about Ethan] I think you guys have things in reverse. First you date, then marriage, and then a baby. But, you know, whatever works for you.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Ethan Ward: [to Naomi] Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night? Naomi Clark: [to Ethan] Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Erin Silver: Do you know I actually almost started believing that guy? Dixon Wilson: Hey, that guy is a pig, but he was right about one thing. You are definitely the most beautiful girl in the room tonight.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Kelly Taylor: [to Silver] And I talked to your dad. He has a room ready and he's waiting for you. Erin Silver: You're kidding, right? I am not going to go stay with Mel and his latest child bride. I think that girl is actually in my homeroom.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Brenda Walsh: Adrianna, you are a fantastic actress and if you choose to, you're gonna have great success, but there's plenty of time for that. Maybe you should take a little bit of pressure off of yourself right now. Adrianna Tate: Do you really think I want to end up like you, acting in some tragic theater company directing high school musicals in my spare time? No, thanks.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Annie Wilson: [about Adrianna] God, what is her problem? Harry Wilson: She is having a rough time. Annie Wilson: Yeah, but so is everybody else. It's called high school.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Naomi Clark: [to Ethan about her dad] The minute he got in the same room with my mom, they ended up in bed together. What does that tell you? Ethan Ward: That they're still horny? Naomi Clark: No, that they still have feelings for each other.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Navid Shirazi: [to Dixon] Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills like 10 minutes and you already have a girlfriend. You know what that makes me? Dixon Wilson: A loser? Navid Shirazi: No, a third wheel.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Erin Silver: [to Dixon and Navid] Listen, I'm gonna let you guys just hug this out while I go try to blog Navid a whole new wheel.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Adrianna Tate: [to Annie] You stole my part in the play. Annie Wilson: Adrianna, I was your understudy. I had to go on. You on the other hand did not have to sleep with Ty. Adrianna Tate: Then why are you helping me? Annie Wilson: Because unlike you, I'm actually a nice person.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Ryan Matthews: Annie, where's Adrianna? Annie Wilson: Oh, you know, she's just off cooking her next little psychotic plan to ruin my life.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Naomi Clark: [to Ethan] Now my parents will never get back together. Ethan Ward: Maybe that's not such a bad thing. Naomi Clark: How can you say that? Ethan Ward: Some people aren't just meant to be together.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Kelly Taylor: [to Silver] Hey, kiddo. How was the party? Erin Silver: Oh, you know. Dreams built up and shattered. Typical night in Hollywood.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Tom Marino: [to Silver] How about I get my driver to take us back to my house in the Hills and we can plot the world domination of Silver in my Jacuzzi? Erin Silver: You're kidding, right? Do you know how old I am? Tom Marino: Oh, age to me is more of a state of mind. Erin Silver: Yeah, well, in the state of California, it's 15 to 20 hard time.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Model Behavior Tom Marino: [to Silver] Now I thought the modeling world was not for you. Erin Silver: Morbid fascination. I was dragged here kicking and screaming.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Wide Awake and Dreaming Brenda Walsh: If the audience is not standing on their feet at the end of tomorrow night, I will personally kick their asses.

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