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05x08 - 902-100 Season 5 / Episode 8: - 902-100

Dixon Wilson: You think just because you cheated on me you'll be able to walk out of my new company? You signed a contract which gives me full control of your music. I own you.
05x03 - It's All Fun and Games Season 5 / Episode 3: - It's All Fun and Games

Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I still can't believe you lost Dixon.
Annie Wilson: That's funny coming from the girl whose list nearly killed Silver.
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I was trying to help a friend get pregnant.
Annie Wilson: On a trapeze?
Naomi Clark: This is a really weird conversation. [Some surfers walk by and Silver notices them]
Erin Silver: Look at them. We were them 2 years ago. All happy and healthy and hopeful and not afraid of anything.
Annie Wilson: Well, the worst thing that could happen was you making out with the wrong guy at prom.
Naomi Clark: Okay, Alec kissed me.
Erin Silver: Oh, my god.
Annie Wilson: When?
Naomi Clark: On our friend date.
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: How was it? Alec's hot. [the others give Ade looks] I mean, not that it makes it okay.
Erin Silver: What exactly happened?
Naomi Clark: We were having a wonderful day out. I mean, he was his usual ass self at first, but then I took him yachting and we had lunch and he won me a silver unicorn and the moment was perfect and then all of a sudden he kissed me. I've been trying to pretend like it didn't happen.
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Okay, well, you have to tell Max.
Naomi Clark: Tell him what? That I tricked his best friend into spending the day with me, forced him to like me and then, "Oops, we kissed." With my track record with Austin and now this, Max is never gonna trust me again.
Erin Silver: You know, Max will understand, but you have to tell him. If you don't tell Max and then he somehow finds out, then your relationship will be ruined.
04x22 - 'Tis Pity Season 4 / Episode 22: - 'Tis Pity

Ivy Sullivan: [sarcastic] Gee, guys, one bite of a doughnut and I'll probably totally forget that I'm being held against my will in an insane asylum because a crazy priest-in-training mistakenly assumed that I was suicidal. Thank your boyfriend for me, Annie. I'm having a blast.
Annie Wilson: Caleb isn't my boyfriend. He was just worried about you. Plus, you have been behaving dangerously lately... what with going surfing in rough waters, running across streets without looking first as if you want a car to hit you...
Erin Silver: Look, Ivy, I've been in this situation when my mother died and I was feeling angry, alienated and alone; wanting to do rash and dangerous things without regard to my own life hoping that I would die and be put out of my misery. They would have to let you go in like 24 hours if they didn't think that you really were a danger to yourself. And the doctor we talked to said that all you do is sit with your arms crossed and won't talk.
Ivy Sullivan: Talking about your feelings might work for some people, but that's not going to make me feel any better.
Naomi Clark: They're not going to let you go unless you tell them what they want to hear. We get it. Raj died and that you feel that life doesn't matter to you anymore.
Ivy Sullivan: Nobody here gets it, guys! Not even all three of you! Nobody understands what I am going through! And talking about it is not going to help! Talking about what's going on inside my head doesn't work for me. It never has.
Annie Wilson: We just want you to come home. Can you just please talk about what you want us to do?
Ivy Sullivan: You know what I want you to do? You can start by leaving me alone! And stop bringing me things like doughnuts! Okay? Because I'm not gonna do it! I am not baring my soul to these jerks here or any of you and I don't care about the consequences! Okay? I don't care! I'd rather be locked up in here and play checkers with these crazies for the rest of my life then talk about what I am going through! But it's not all bad. Gloria, my roommate that you just met, she's is not a bad competition... that is on days when she doesn't think that she's the queen of England.
04x22 - 'Tis Pity Season 4 / Episode 22: - 'Tis Pity

Naomi Clark: Why can't all guys be like Navid? I mean, seriously, why did I have to fall in love with a dysfunctional billionaire?
Annie Wilson: [derisive laugh] Ha! You're asking the girl who fell for a priest.
04x20 - Blue Ivy Season 4 / Episode 20: - Blue Ivy

Liam Court: Did you tell Navid about Silver?
Vanessa: [feigning ignorance] What are you talking about?
Liam Court: Her cancer test. Someone told him, and it wasn't me.
Vanessa: And Silver said it was me? She's lying.
Liam Court: I don't think so. Tell me the truth. How did I get the part in that movie?
Vanessa: I already told you. Cynthia was bluffing.
Liam Court: Stop lying to me.
Vanessa: Okay, look, I did some digging. And I found out that Cynthia Bennett, married mother of two, is sleeping with her boy toy assistant. So I offered her a trade. You get the movie, and she gets to keep her happy little family.
Liam Court: You blackmailed her?
Vanessa: She insulted your talent. Look, I'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable, but that's the way the business works. Everything I did, I did for you, okay? You have to believe that.
Liam Court: Everything everyone said about you is true. Did Adrianna even attack you?
Vanessa: Liam...
Liam Court: The rundown house that you took me to, did you actually grow up there?
Vanessa: Of course.
Liam Court: The motorcycle accident, was it actually an accident? Our relationship has been one big lie!
Vanessa: [trying to change the subject] Okay, Liam, baby, you're just talking crazy.
Liam Court: No, no, no. I want you gone by the time I get back.
Vanessa: You don't mean that.
Liam Court: Oh, yes, I do. Get your crap and get the hell out.
04x20 - Blue Ivy Season 4 / Episode 20: - Blue Ivy

Naomi Clark: How's that cute surfer boy of yours?
Annie Wilson: You mean Caleb? Mmm, not happening. He's already in a committed relationship. He wants to become a priest.
Naomi Clark: Oh, God.
Annie Wilson: Exactly. He's in seminary, and next year, is going to take a vow of celibacy.
Naomi Clark: Then you still have time.
Annie Wilson: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm already going to hell. Don't really need to add to it by defrocking a priest.
04x18 - Blood Is Thicker Than Mud Season 4 / Episode 18: - Blood Is Thicker Than Mud

Jen Clark: Naomi?
Naomi Clark: Go away, Jen.
Jen Clark: Have you seen Preston?
Naomi Clark: No, I was certain you'd stolen him from me already.
Jen Clark: I don't steal things, I earn them.
Naomi Clark: Oh, really? Like you "earned" Ethan and like you "earned" Liam? I'm not gonna let you steal another guy from me. PJ is mine so back the hell off!
Jen Clark: I can't even first of all, believe that you would bring up those names. We have both made mistakes.
Naomi Clark: We've made mistakes? No no no no! YOU'VE made mistakes and I'm tired of dealing with them! Are you jealous of me or something?
Jen Clark: Jealous?


Jen Clark: As far as I can see, you are the same vapid, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing bitch as you have ever been! I don't know what on earth I would be jealous of you for!
Naomi Clark: Maybe the fact that I'm actually making something of myself and you're still an aging single mother without a friend, without love or even sex in her life!
Jen Clark: Oh! I cannot believe you would just go there!


Annie Wilson: What are you doing? Stop it!


Annie Wilson: Oh, my god, that is it! I am so done with your stupid fight over PJ! You guys are acting like you're 12! When are you gonna grow the hell up?


Annie Wilson: I wish he was here right now so he could see this and see how crazy the both of you are!
Naomi Clark: What are you talking about? Where is he?
Annie Wilson: He went to Napa on the helicopter an hour ago!
04x17 - Babes In Toyland Season 4 / Episode 17: - Babes In Toyland

Naomi Clark: [giving Paddington his wedding ring back] I believe that belongs to you. I found it in your wallet, where you probably stuffed it before our meeting.
William Paddington: [clears his throat] Yeah.
Jen Clark: I thought you said that you weren't married.
William Paddington: No, I said there was no Mrs. Paddington. My wife kept her maiden name.
04x16 - No Good Deed Season 4 / Episode 16: - No Good Deed

Liam Court: Listen, Sheila... I appreciate everything you've done for me and my career these past few months, but I think we should take this to the next level.
Sheila: The next level? Liam, I'm married... and gay.
04x14 - Mama Can You Hear Me? Season 4 / Episode 14: - Mama Can You Hear Me?

Ivy Sullivan: Oh, my God, I swear I have never seen you work this hard.
Naomi Clark: You said that yesterday.
Ivy Sullivan: Yeah, well, I'm still getting used to it.
Naomi Clark: Ugh, I have to run this huge Hollywood awards party tonight, and I brilliantly convinced my boss to hire my arch-nemesis as my assistant.
Ivy Sullivan: Whoa, whoa. Holly is your new assistant? What is that, some sort of death wish or something?
04x14 - Mama Can You Hear Me? Season 4 / Episode 14: - Mama Can You Hear Me?

Holly Strickler: Here you go. I picked up the name tags from the printer, and I got you a cup of coffee that I didn't even spit in... boss.
Naomi Clark: Thank you. Now I need you to seal all the gift cards into envelopes.
Holly Strickler: How stupid do you think I am? I am not licking booby-trapped envelopes.
Naomi Clark: They're self-adhesive, and Holly, we have to trust each other if we're gonna be working together.
Holly Strickler: Is that why you won't take a sip of the coffee?


Holly Strickler: I lied about the spit.
04x14 - Mama Can You Hear Me? Season 4 / Episode 14: - Mama Can You Hear Me?

Navid Shirazi: [Adrianna hands him a cup of coffee] I'm gonna need this to get through the rest of my day.
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Is everything okay?
Navid Shirazi: Yeah, I just couldn't sleep. There's a lot on my mind.
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Oh, no. Did the conversation with Silver not go well?
Navid Shirazi: No. We had a pretty big fight, actually.
Adrianna Tate-Duncan: About what? Navid, come on. You can tell me anything. I'm your friend, right?
Navid Shirazi: You are my friend. I'm done letting secrets get in the way of my relationships. Adrianna, I have to tell you something. You might wanna sit down for this.
04x11 - Project Runaway Season 4 / Episode 11: - Project Runaway

Teddy Montgomery: [leaving a voicemail message] Uncle Charles, it's Teddy. Again. Before I leave town, I just... I need to tell you that I'm sorry about what happened. I'm sorry you don't approve of who I am. I want my family in my life, I really do, but... but I've realized that I don't *need* you. I don't need anyone's approval but my own. I'll apologize until I'm blue in the face about that stupid video, but... I'll never apologize for who I am. Oh, and if you see my dad, tell him his son is happy.
04x08 - Vegas, Maybe? Season 4 / Episode 8: - Vegas, Maybe?

Uncle Amal: Hey, hey, hey. Where do you think you're going, Half-Day Hassan? After you drop off my dry cleaning, I need you to go the market and get me that cereal with the little blueberries in it.
Navid Shirazi: Yeah, when I said I wanna be more involved in the family business, running your errands isn't what I meant. I'm going to Vegas. Don't forget to walk your dog when I'm out of town.
Uncle Amal: I-I-I get it. You're frustrated. You wanna do something more important. It happens that I have a package that needs to be delivered to an associate in Vegas.
Navid Shirazi: What is it?
Uncle Amal: It's a very interesting thing called "none of your business".
04x08 - Vegas, Maybe? Season 4 / Episode 8: - Vegas, Maybe?

Navid Shirazi: Hey, how'd you do at poker?
Liam Court: I survived, barely.
Navid Shirazi: Sounds like my night.
Liam Court: Next time I wanna throw my money away, remind me it's only fun if it's like twenty bucks.
04x08 - Vegas, Maybe? Season 4 / Episode 8: - Vegas, Maybe?

Shane: Teddy, I know standing up here is scary for you. And considering I've seen you cliff dive in Spain, I know you're a guy who doesn't get scared of many things. Being brave doesn't mean not being afraid. It means being afraid but doing it anyways. Which is why I'm more impressed with you right now than I was in Spain.
04x08 - Vegas, Maybe? Season 4 / Episode 8: - Vegas, Maybe?

Dixon Wilson: Dude, I knew being friends with you would one day pay off.
04x08 - Vegas, Maybe? Season 4 / Episode 8: - Vegas, Maybe?

Erin Silver: Are you really texting a picture of yourself to Austin?
Naomi Clark: Um, would you look at me in this bikini? It'd be selfish not to share.
04x07 - It's The Great Masquerade, Naomi Clark Season 4 / Episode 7: - It's The Great Masquerade, Naomi Clark

Adrianna Tate-Duncan: [approaching a customer] Can I get you anything else?
Snarky Man: Um, I wanna try this new drink. It's called the Has-Been Pop Star.


Snarky Man: Wonder how much TMZ would pay to see Adrianna Tate-Duncan working as a barmaid.
Liam Court: [entering] Hey, why don't you let me take a picture of you two?
Snarky Man: Oh, cool, man. Thanks.


Snarky Man: Hey, you just broke my phone!
Liam Court: Walk out now or I'll break a few other things.
04x07 - It's The Great Masquerade, Naomi Clark Season 4 / Episode 7: - It's The Great Masquerade, Naomi Clark

Winter: Liam, great news. Your billboard on Hollywood Boulevard is literally stopping traffic.
Liam Court: Traffic's always stopped on Hollywood Boulevard.
Winter: True, but that is not why I'm here. There is so much buzz about "Who is Ab Man?" that the company wants to reveal your face as part of their new campaign. They're willing to sign you to a very lucrative contract.
Liam Court: That is not worth the money.
Winter: It's not just about that money. Look, you can't buy that kind of publicity. You'll be famous.
Liam Court: I'm pretty sure that's the last thing I want.
Winter: Fantastic. I find the one hot guy in L.A. who doesn't want fame or money.
04x04 - Let The Games Begin Season 4 / Episode 4: - Let The Games Begin

Uncle Amal: I may be in a dishonest business, but I'm an honest businessman.
03x20 - Women on the Verge Season 3 / Episode 20: - Women on the Verge

Naomi Clark: What exactly am I looking at here?
Max Miller: That... is where I'm going to college next year.
Naomi Clark: [laughing] That's Boston?
Max Miller: No, that's CalTech. It's the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. Near CU, and near you.
Naomi Clark: But I thought...?
Max Miller: It's a great school. It's one of the best in the world when it comes to the sciences. And the astrophysics department there is... well, out of this world.
Naomi Clark: But I thought MIT was your first choice.
Max Miller: MIT was my first choice. And now you are.
03x18 - The Enchanted Donkey Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Enchanted Donkey

Naomi Clark: You really care about me, don't you?
Max Miller: Of course.
Naomi Clark: I mean, you care a lot. Enough to give up having sex. With me.
Max Miller: I am not in this relationship for sex, Naomi. I mean, if I wanted to have sex, there are plenty of band girls who want me. I mean, the flautists are practically nymphos. And I'm with you because I like you. I really like you.
Naomi Clark: I really like you, too.
03x18 - The Enchanted Donkey Season 3 / Episode 18: - The Enchanted Donkey

Annie Wilson: [seeing a Mexican monkey] Oh, my gosh. We so have to get a photo!
Liam Court: Absolutely not.
Annie Wilson: Yes, come on. Someday we'll look back at it and think about how we were young and in love in Mexico.
Liam Court: I'm not taking a photo with that overgrown tree rat.
Annie Wilson: It's adorable!
Liam Court: It's wearing people clothes. You know how I feel about animals in people clothes.
03x17 - Blue Naomi Season 3 / Episode 17: - Blue Naomi

Naomi Clark: Time to get my math on.
03x16 - It's High Time Season 3 / Episode 16: - It's High Time

Debbie Wilson: I can't believe this. Suspended on your senior year!
Annie Wilson: I know. It's only for three days.
Debbie Wilson: How do you think colleges are going to respond to this?
Annie Wilson: I don't know. Not well?
Debbie Wilson: Yeah, well "not well" is right. I don't get it. Why would you do something like this? Assault another student? Emily of all people?
Annie Wilson: Mom, it's not my fault. Emily just...
Debbie Wilson: [cutting her off] Emily what? Emily what!


Annie Wilson: [slumps back in her chair; now lying] Nothing. Emily... nothing. It was all my fault. Emily had nothing to do with this.
Debbie Wilson: [sighs] Good. I'm glad you told the truth for once. Accepting responsibily insteading of passing it on poor Emily. Annie, I haven't got the time to talk to you about this. Whatever's bothering you or whatever you're going through... deal with it!


Annie Wilson: [quietly to herself; angry tone] Oh... I will.
03x15 - Revenge with the Nerd Season 3 / Episode 15: - Revenge with the Nerd

Emily Bradford: Annie? I am so sorry about what happened today with Liam. The whole thing was really innocent.
Annie Wilson: [scoffs] Nothing about you is innocent, Emily. And if you think you're going to steal my boyfriend too, it's not going to happen.


Annie Wilson: [scoffs] Oh. And spare me the tears, Emily, 'cause I'm not buying it anymore.
Emily Bradford: [breaking character] Fine! Cards up. All my life, I've looked up to you. And when I moved out here, all I wanted was to be friends with you, but you wouldn't let me in. You looked down on me, ignored me, and I know you basically told Dixon and Aunt Deb that I was a stalker. Yeah, I head that. And now the tables have turned. So who wants to "Single White Female" who?
Annie Wilson: I knew it! People are going to find out what a psychotic, manipulative, two-faced, crazy bitch you are, 'cause I'm going to tell them.
Emily Bradford: Go ahead. Who do you think they're going to believe? You, or innocent little Emily?


Emily Bradford: Please, Annie, all I want is to be friends with you.


Emily Bradford: Good night.

03x15 - Revenge with the Nerd Season 3 / Episode 15: - Revenge with the Nerd

Naomi Clark: I think I have the hots for a nerd.
03x14 - All About a Boy Season 3 / Episode 14: - All About a Boy

Erin Silver: I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar, and I'm... your iguana is judging me.
Navid Shirazi: Bernstein's not... he's not judging you. He's myopic. He...
Erin Silver: He's judging me, and I don't blame him. This isn't me, Navid. I'm... I'm not the girl who messes around with her friend's boyfriend.
03x14 - All About a Boy Season 3 / Episode 14: - All About a Boy

Ian: [Teddy has decided to come out of the closet] You sure you're ready?
Teddy Montgomery: Right now, yes. In about ten seconds, not so much.