C.J. Barnes

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C.J. Barnes Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 23: - Finale Part Un (1) C.J. Barnes: [trying to impress Sissy] Hey, er, you know, the "C" in CJ stands for Cory. So, er, hey Rory! It's your cousin Cory. What you doing? Rory Hennessy: Watching you make an ass of yourself.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Mother's Day C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] Hello, Cate. Cate Hennessy: [Noticing C. J. sitting there, drinking a cup of tea] How long ahve you been sitting there? C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Bridget, Kerry, Kerry, Bridget. What do they covet most, Cate? Cate Hennessy: Boys? C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Hm, yes. Many, many boys. Cate Hennessy: Well, I was just in their room... C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Snooping, Clarice? Cate Hennessy: I was cleaning! Anyway, i found my suitcase, and a bunch of websites about hotels. C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Bridget and Kerry, hotel, boys. One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Mother's Day C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] What we have here, Cate, is a Trash & Dash. Cate Hennessy: What's that? C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] The coolest kids in school throw a party. They rent a fancy hotel room, trash the place, then dash out the door without paying. Trash & Dash. Cate Hennessy: You used to do that? C.J. Barnes: I said the cool kids! I asked all my friends about it, they're like "no! It's a myth!" Cate Hennessy: You know, that actually makes sense. The hotels, the beauty salon, the cool kids didn't invite you. Thanks, C. J. C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] You have to admit, Cate, the world's a much more interesting place with me around. Cate Hennessy: C. J., why are you talking like that? C.J. Barnes: I don't know.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Mother's Day Cate Hennessy: Corn? [She sits up] Bridget Hennessy: [VO] The chips are potato and corn... Cate Hennessy: [She stands up and knocks a bag over. A flyer falls out that reads "Evergreen - Fresh and Fun"] Kerry Hennessy: [VO] We rented... Evergreen. I hear it's totally fresh and fun... Cate Hennessy: [Flashback, reading a flyer] An overnight stay in a beautility salon... Rory Hennessy: [Flashback, hanging up the phone] That's weird. Travis Stevens just invited me over to his house... C.J. Barnes: [Flashback, sipping a cup of tea] What do they covet most, Cate? Many, many boys... Cate Hennessy: Those girls! They are so dead! [Hops out of the room]

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