C.J. Barnes

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C.J. Barnes Quotes

Season 2 / Episode 21: - Mother's Day

C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] Hello, Cate.
Cate Hennessy: [Noticing C. J. sitting there, drinking a cup of tea] How long ahve you been sitting there?
C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Bridget, Kerry, Kerry, Bridget. What do they covet most, Cate?
Cate Hennessy: Boys?
C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Hm, yes. Many, many boys.
Cate Hennessy: Well, I was just in their room...
C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Snooping, Clarice?
Cate Hennessy: I was cleaning! Anyway, i found my suitcase, and a bunch of websites about hotels.
C.J. Barnes: [Accent] Bridget and Kerry, hotel, boys. One banana, two banana, three banana, four.

Season 2 / Episode 21: - Mother's Day

C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] What we have here, Cate, is a Trash & Dash.
Cate Hennessy: What's that?
C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] The coolest kids in school throw a party. They rent a fancy hotel room, trash the place, then dash out the door without paying. Trash & Dash.
Cate Hennessy: You used to do that?
C.J. Barnes: I said the cool kids! I asked all my friends about it, they're like "no! It's a myth!"
Cate Hennessy: You know, that actually makes sense. The hotels, the beauty salon, the cool kids didn't invite you. Thanks, C. J.
C.J. Barnes: [Bad French Accent] You have to admit, Cate, the world's a much more interesting place with me around.
Cate Hennessy: C. J., why are you talking like that?
C.J. Barnes: I don't know.

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