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	Season 11 / Episode 2: - Tonight's Specials Are... T-Bone: [to Lucy] I'd gladly be your Ashton if you'd be my Demi.
	Season 10 / Episode 22: - And Thank You (2) Sarah Glass Camden: We're hacing twins! Boys!
	Season 10 / Episode 22: - And Thank You (2) Matt: That's insane!
	Season 10 / Episode 21: - Goodbye (1) Ruthie Camden: Cramps!
	Season 10 / Episode 21: - Goodbye (1) Rev. Lucy Kinkirk: Did I ever tell you about starting my period? Kevin Kinkirk: No, I think I've managed to dodge that story.
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - And More Secrets Kevin: Should I give her that stuff that makes her throw up? Rev. Eric Camden: What stuff? Kevin: I don't know... I don't think we have any.
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - And More Secrets Simon: So... You and Lucy never called off the wedding before the wedding, did you? Kevin: Yeah, the closer we got the more often we called it off.
	Season 10 / Episode 19: - Secrets Sam: What is that? Rose: It's a mini fridge. It's for our office which is gonna be on the second floor of the condo we're renting. The kitchen's on the first floor, so we thought it would be nice if we didn't have to go downstairs everytime we wanted a cold drink. David: That's what we have to do. Sam: Yeah, it's a pain. Kevin: You're seven. David: It's still a pain.
	Season 10 / Episode 19: - Secrets Ruthie Camden: It's old news, really. Very old news. I mean, it probably doesn't even matter anymore. Remember when Matt took Sarah on their first date, and they stayed out all night, and came home with that lame cover story about how they stayed up all night talking and decided to get married? Annie Camden: Yeah. Ruthie Camden: They were already married. They got married on their first date. Rev. Lucy Kinkirk: And they told you?
	Season 10 / Episode 19: - Secrets Ruthie Camden: [to Annie] I can keep a secret. I've kept Matt's secret for years. [realizes what she said and runs out of the room]
	Season 10 / Episode 19: - Secrets Rose: I remember the first time about a girl getting kissed by a boy. He had a peppermint in his mouth and the kiss was sticky. It made me not wanna kiss a boy for years. Annie Camden: I bet your mom gave you the book "A Kiss in the Library." I gave that book to Mary, Lucy, and Ruthie, but unfortunately, it had the opposite effect.
	Season 10 / Episode 18: - Invitation to Disaster David Camden: I like girls who are a little bit fat.
	Season 10 / Episode 17: - Highway to Cell Rev. Eric Camden: You have friends. Ruthie Camden: Uh... No, I don't. Rev. Eric Camden: You... have friends. Ruthie Camden: No, I don't.
	Season 10 / Episode 17: - Highway to Cell Simon Camden: [Answers phone] Hello? Sam Camden: Do you think it would be okay if we eat the chicken?
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Moving Ahead Annie Camden: Normal is way overrated.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Moving Ahead Kevin Kinkirk: You always had to have steak when you were pregnant with Savannah. We're having a baby. Rev. Lucy Kinkirk: Listen to me... If every woman who wanted a steak was pregnant, they'd sell maternity wear at Sizzler's.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Moving Ahead Annie Camden: Taste this ice cream. I mean, think of all the beautiful cows who were grazing in the meadow and then just walked into the barn to get milked. Ruthie Camden: And think of the beef cows who wind up in the slaughterhouse being put down by a stun gun.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Moving Ahead Rev. Lucy Kinkirk: Can you belive this wait? It's like they should give out numbers, you know, like a bakery. Well, I guess it's like a bakery, you know, in the "bun in the oven" sense. That's what my grandma would say: "A bun in the oven". I wish I had a bun, I'm starving.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Moving Ahead Jenny Jackson: This started out to be a sweater for your grandpa, but too much work you know, so I think it maybe'll be an afghan for a gerbil.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - Love and Obsession Ms. Rusnak: Do you have a boyfriend? Ruthie Camden: No. Ms. Rusnak: Ever been in love? Ruthie Camden: Not really. Ms. Rusnak: I don't recommend it.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - Love and Obsession Ruthie Camden: What do you usually do for Valentine's Day? Ms. Rusnak: I sit in the dark and cry.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - Love and Obsession Kevin Kinkirk: Hi. Kinkirk, party of ten. Woman: Tell him. [Points in host's direction] Kevin Kinkirk: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you you were the hostess. Woman: You're an idiot.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Magic Of Gershwin Simon: Think about me and Rose. What's the first song that comes to mind? Ruthie: "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off".
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Magic Of Gershwin Eric: [to Ruthie] Careful, you don't want to break Lucy's crying record.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Magic Of Gershwin Ruthie: Rose can sing. Eric: It's a grand day.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Magic Of Gershwin Kevin Kinkirk: I'm going to give them money for a hotel for a week, and you're going to get them in a more permanent place. Lucy Camden: I love you. Kevin Kinkirk: I'm not doing this for them. I'm doing this so I can relax, and I can't relax until you relax, and you won't relax unless they get settled. Then, I can relax. See what a selfish jerk I am?
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Magic Of Gershwin Hiphop Fan: Ey yo, come on man! This is only supposed to be detention, not torture!
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - Got MLK? Pete: Well, the only reason he ever pays any attention to me is because I'm a good pinch runner. Martin Brewer: That's not a bad thing. You're the fastest guy on the team.
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - Got MLK? Martin Brewer: I never thought I'd be the victim of a hate crime. I'm white.
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - Got MLK? David Camden: Is Martin black?

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