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2x06 Dick the Vote
First Aired: Oct. 27, 1996 on NBC
Summary: When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote. Sally meets up with Officer Don. |
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Episode Quotes
Dick Solomon: Right, and how many times do I get to vote?
Volunteer: One time.
Dick Solomon: And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?
Volunteer: No.
Dick Solomon: Have you noticed how tall I am?
Volunteer: We all get one vote.
Dick Solomon: So your opinion counts equally with mine?
Volunteer: You got it.
Dick Solomon: You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table.
Volunteer: One time.
Dick Solomon: And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?
Volunteer: No.
Dick Solomon: Have you noticed how tall I am?
Volunteer: We all get one vote.
Dick Solomon: So your opinion counts equally with mine?
Volunteer: You got it.
Dick Solomon: You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table.
Dr. Dick Solomon: What's the point of having a democracy, if everybody's going to vote wrong?
Dr. Dick Solomon: So, how many times do I get to vote?
Registrar: One time.
Dr. Dick Solomon: And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?
Registrar: No.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Have you noticed how tall I am?
Registrar: We all get one vote.
Dr. Dick Solomon: You mean your opinion counts equally with mine?
Registrar: You got it.
Dr. Dick Solomon: You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table.
Registrar: One time.
Dr. Dick Solomon: And it doesn't matter that I'm brilliant?
Registrar: No.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Have you noticed how tall I am?
Registrar: We all get one vote.
Dr. Dick Solomon: You mean your opinion counts equally with mine?
Registrar: You got it.
Dr. Dick Solomon: You're awfully smug for a man who works at a folding table.







